Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login

Details

Closed to new replies
February 2, 2013
Link

Statistics

Replies: 291

I HATE MY LIFE

:icondavibeke:
DaVibeke Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
OMG I'm so fucking sick of people being rude to me I mean its not my fault I'm awesome

Hello I'm sorry I can't help it if you're jealous of the fact that I'm rich and prettier than you!

*Penhuin is such a jerk to me I mean every time I say something he always makes me angrier but everyone else thinks I'm being a bitchy teenager!

Like shut up TTFNJinx you fucking bitch I know you are one of the "vibekes" who are pretending to be me its so obvious because you can't write!

Even the nice people here hate me! They say I'm rude but its not my fault i don't have a car!

And if you're going to respond in my thread or on my work or journals at least use your brain!

Some body shut these horrible bastards up! I hate my life!

Every day nobody gives me what i want why!!!??

So when I get my car please let me run you over if you live in the canyons!

How about you stop being an ass hole =prosaix

Unfortunately I haven't been given a car yet because my stupid rich parents hate me and nobody has suggested my work to the DD and I don't have any shampoo!

Trolls are fucking every where! WHY DOES EVERYONE BE MEAN TO ME!!!!

Ugh to the world!

Please help my life sucks!
Reply

You can no longer comment on this thread as it was closed due to no activity for a month.

Devious Comments

:iconsomnusvorus:
Somnusvorus Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013   Digital Artist
I have to admit. Your satire is amusing at times.
Reply
:icondavibeke:
DaVibeke Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
that's good. I'm trying to think of more funny things.
Reply
:iconsomnusvorus:
Somnusvorus Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013   Digital Artist
:lol:
Reply
:icondavibeke:
DaVibeke Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
ooh i have big one..I just got to poop it out
Reply
:iconengelsblau:
Engelsblau Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013
Duh I hate failtrolls.
They're so damn unfunny.
Reply
:iconcosmic--chaos:
Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
To the people replying seriously in this thread, don't they realize this is a pitiful attempt at trolling?

Fail troll in the dungeon, people! Move along! :icontrollinthedungeonplz:
Reply
:iconuboa-chan:
UBOA-CHAN Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:icontulioheadwallplz:
Reply
:icondavibeke:
DaVibeke Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
i loves dat guyyy
Reply
:iconthevibeke:
TheVibeke Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:yawn: :iconyoutriedplz:
Reply
:icondavibeke:
DaVibeke Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
....
Reply
:iconkrazylunatic666:
KrazyLunatic666 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
just take the fucking weed you fucked up mushroom!
Reply
:icondavibeke:
DaVibeke Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
CUPCAKE!!!!

U fucking waste of life!

Not to mention you're a dirty, pennyless hippy!

Troll harder!
Reply
:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Student Interface Designer
Go to hell

Of course I'm serious

Troll harder

Obviously we hate you

Hell please take her away

Eventually you will do what I command

Live with love you ugly cupcake

La la la la
Reply
:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Student Interface Designer
:poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo:
Reply
:icongreeneyedyoshika:
GreenEyedYoshika Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm going to use it...
Reply
:iconcheshirelies:
CheshireLies Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY?
Reply
:icondavibeke:
DaVibeke Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
because I'm an angel :floating:
Reply
:iconcheshirelies:
CheshireLies Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
That's a mildly amusing thought.
Reply
:icondavibeke:
DaVibeke Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
well its true
Reply
:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Student Interface Designer
:poo:
Reply
:iconcheshirelies:
CheshireLies Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
I'm sorry.
Reply
:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Student Interface Designer
:-?
Reply
:iconcaroline263:
Caroline263 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013   Traditional Artist
awe, come here. You need a hug :huggle:
Reply
:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Student Interface Designer
Careful she's poisonous
Reply
:iconcaroline263:
Caroline263 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013   Traditional Artist
no she's not!
be kind to someone for once.
Reply
:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Student Interface Designer
but I'm a troll!
Reply
:iconcaroline263:
Caroline263 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013   Traditional Artist
then come here!
:hug:
Reply
:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Student Interface Designer
hugz!
Reply
:iconuboa-chan:
UBOA-CHAN Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yes, lets all be kind to the trolls!

:roll:
Reply
:iconcaroline263:
Caroline263 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013   Traditional Artist
the trolls and all.
if your a troll and want a hug:
:huggle:
Reply
:iconuboa-chan:
UBOA-CHAN Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh fiddlesticks you found me out :iconyougotmeplz:
Reply
:iconcaroline263:
Caroline263 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013   Traditional Artist
oh really?
Reply
:iconuboa-chan:
UBOA-CHAN Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
nope.
Reply
(1 Reply)
:icondavibeke:
DaVibeke Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
:floating:
Reply
:iconcaroline263:
Caroline263 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013   Traditional Artist
have a hug!
:hug:
Reply
:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Student Interface Designer
*punches* :headbang: :pointandlaugh:
Reply
:iconkrazylunatic666:
KrazyLunatic666 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
wow a little violent!
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconb-nicolet:
b-nicoleT Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Professional Writer
I hope you're a troll. If this is actually real then I've just lost a lot of faith in humanity.

Good lord...please, just get off my planet...
Reply
:iconcosmic--chaos:
Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Don't worry, the OP is a fake account based off another user with a similar name :P
Reply
:iconb-nicolet:
b-nicoleT Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Professional Writer
Oh thank God...my faith in the world has been restored...
Reply
:iconcosmic--chaos:
Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Good to know =P
There have been fake accounts with similar names to :icondavibeke: I think it's been going on for a month or 2.
Reply
:iconmrschocotastic:
MrsChocotastic Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You look delicious.
Reply
:icondavibeke:
DaVibeke Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
because I am :floating:
Reply
:iconmrschocotastic:
MrsChocotastic Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Guess im gonna eat you then.
Reply
:icondavibeke:
DaVibeke Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
please don't...
Reply
:iconmrschocotastic:
MrsChocotastic Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It'll be over soon
Reply
:iconpurpleamhariccoffee:
PurpleAmharicCoffee Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
I'm glad that I'm not rich, pretty and famous.
The pressure to stay that way would drive me to insanity.
Reply
:icontherebornace:
TheRebornAce Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ya know, you're even more annoying than the original. how about you shut the fuck up, stop wasting everyone's time (especially your's), and may be go jump off a cliff or something. You're no better than the her from what you're doing.

The only reason I came on to this thread was to tell you up front. Because unlike you, I don't waste my time making various imitation accounts just to prove some simple point or troll everyone. I would, instead, grow a pair and tell her upfront.

And I guess your life does suck since you don't have anything better to do...
Reply
:iconpugfarts:
pugfarts Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice anagram
Reply
:icondavibeke:
DaVibeke Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
thanks ^_^
Reply
Add a Comment: