Heh, you should try Texas, we have two paradoxical sayings about the weather and both completely true. "If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes or drive five miles. It will change." "We have about three or four seasons in Texas; Tornado (optional, depending on what part of TX you're in), Summer, Hell's gates were left open summer, and the two weeks out of the year when it's not summer."
I swear, Texas is the only place I have seen it rain on a clear, sunny day.