Heh, you should try Texas, we have two paradoxical sayings about the weather and both completely true. "If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes or drive five miles. It will change." "We have about three or four seasons in Texas; Tornado (optional, depending on what part of TX you're in), Summer, Hell's gates were left open summer, and the two weeks out of the year when it's not summer."
I swear, Texas is the only place I have seen it rain on a clear, sunny day.
Sometimes I go out to smoke a cigarette in -6 to -10 (Celsius) wearing pyjamas, a bath robe, and wool socks.
I know that feel.
Once, my fiance informed me that my tea water was boiling, so I came inside. We have an electric stove. So I get to the kitchen when I notice I've left my pan of leftover salmon on another burner. I get out a plastic tupperware container and place it on the stove--it then occurs to me that I might've just placed plastic on to a burner that is on. Brilliantly, I decide to test whether it is hot by touching the burner with three of my fingers.
Luckily, they were still numb from when I was outside, so I didn't feel much pain at all. It took about a month for my fingerprints to grow back, and it was kind of weird having no sensation in three fingertips.
They were lolspring. I wore shorts and tees right through them. Hence, lol.
Pfft. A few leaves still think they're from down south or north or just haven't realized they can live for years in California. I never could figure if they think they're rebels or goth or emo or something, but they certainly ain't the general population. I bet there are some hipster leaves that fall, too. "I was falling from trees before it was emo," said the hipster leaf as he fell past all the happy green leaves.