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I got cockblocked by a dumb blonde bimbo bitch

:iconthe-vikebe:
The-Vikebe Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
Good morning complaints.

Usually I wouldn't start a thread like this but I'm feeling really pissed right now and I had to vent. So put up with it for god's sake, it's only a forum thread. Why do people get so sensitive about such things?

Every day, for the last few months I've been thinking about this guy. Now maybe you don't know this but I'm afraid of getting friendzoned so I keep putting off asking him out.

So today I decided to try anyway. I mean, the worse he could do is tell me my hair smells... or that we can't date because I don't have a car to pick him up. Seems mundane enough, right? Well how wrong I was!

Such is the plight of the gifted! I started by flicking my hair around and getting his attention then walked up to him to ask the question. Just as I was going to, this dumb blonde bimbo bitch cockblocked me, shoved me aside and went on to flirt with him.

Well normally that wouldn't pull me off but what really threw me off was that the guy seemed to like it... and within minutes they were cuddling and all that. It made me really uncomfortable now I feel really bad about the whole thing. I mean he is the love of my life, he just doesn't know it yet!

How about I cut the chase and say why this is still bothering me so much? Because other guys are still hitting on me and I don't like it. I feel like I should be loving all the attention but all I can think of is my sweetheart. I feel like I'm being used for my emotions. It's not my fault!

On a last note, being in love is so hard. Why must love tear us apart like this? Of course, I could use this as inspiration for my fantasy novel trilogy but GRRRRRRRRR it looks like I have writer's block right now. I hate writer's block. HATE HATE HATE. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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:iconnicholai-nii:
Nicholai-nii Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Guess who!

Not even hard to figure out lolol
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:iconx666nightmare666x:
x666NiGhTmArE666x Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
I don't want to be friendzoned.
Yet, you friendzoned all the other guys who are hitting on you. Have you even given those guys a chance?

I mean he is the love of my life, he just doesn't know it yet!
Are you a stalker because you are creepy.
..all I can think of is my sweetheart..
Again creepy.

..being in love is so hard.
You aren't in love. Anyone can tell you that. :l
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
I was going to say 'nobody cares who you are' but I think we do. :giggle:

Whoever you are, well played.
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
and I rest my case. You didn't move on, and if you think this one encounter with miss cockblock was bad, just wait till he starts dating someone.

Wake the fuck up and cut your losses. You're obsessed with this guy and it isn't healthy.
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
I'm really starting to question this; why does nobody see that :iconthe-vibeke: and :iconthe-vikebe: are two different people? Even one of the mods were convinced.
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
when you glance at a username for a second, it does that.
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
I guess so but I expected a mod to have more wit than that.
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:icontales-of-haven:
Tales-of-Haven Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
:lol:

Dude, acronyms. Acronyms everywhere! :la:
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:iconthevibeke:
TheVibeke Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Why would you disrespect someone by calling them a "dumb blonde bimbo bitch?" o_O
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:iconthe-vikebe:
The-Vikebe Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
I don't know, why not?
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:iconmatteatime:
MatteaTime Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
I guess he likes blondes and people who don't drag their feet.
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:iconky86:
Ky86 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
Not to be rude but I understand her point. I mean how would you feel if this was you? I think you guys need to be a little more nicer to her. I can't force you to be nice or undertand what she is talking though. The Vikebe I feel so bad for you. I really hope things get better.
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:iconnonecansee:
nonecansee Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist
Haha. At this point, you're the least rude of everyone who posted in any of her threads. :)
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:iconaviscelox:
AvisCelox Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Go through her threads and look at the first letters of each paragraph.
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:icondabrandonsphere:
DaBrandonSphere Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*looks at the thread's title:

:iconthatsracistplz:

I mean, "dumb blonde bimbo bitch"?
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:iconxluvso:
XluvsO Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
How it is racist? The OP didn't single the DBBB in question out based on her race, but her hair color.
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:icondabrandonsphere:
DaBrandonSphere Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Perhaps so, but blond hair is commonly associated with people of European descent.
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:iconxluvso:
XluvsO Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
But what if the OP was of European descent themselves? Or had blonde hair as well? What if the blonde was asian, or hispanic, or of african-descent? We don't have enough information on either of the women in question to start throwing the 'race'-card around.
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:icondabrandonsphere:
DaBrandonSphere Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I remember reading in another thread that Vibeke had partial Korean ancestry, though you do raise a good point about a lack of information otherwise. Of course, this thread probably wasn't started by the real Vibeke but by a troll disguised as her.
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:iconthe-vikebe:
The-Vikebe Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
What about it?
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:icon290pika:
290Pika Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Student Filmographer
Hear that? That's the sound of no one caring. :la:
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:iconwolfclaw97:
wolfclaw97 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
We get it, you're a writer.
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:iconcrystalgoldfinch:
CrystalGoldfinch Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Professional General Artist
:lol:

~The-Vikebe is just a poser troll of ~The-Vibeke
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:iconwolfclaw97:
wolfclaw97 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wow, drastic name change. :D
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:iconnonecansee:
nonecansee Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist
:shrug: She was complaining of writer's block. :D
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:iconcomrademonaco:
comrademonaco Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
Guess who?





...Smart. :smoking:
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:iconjezzy-fezzy:
Jezzy-Fezzy Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013   General Artist
More n00bs making pointless complaints here.

Fuck it! I'm outta here. :iconsnapeleavesplz:
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
:iconsnapehasleftplz:
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:iconjezzy-fezzy:
Jezzy-Fezzy Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013   General Artist
:la:
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:iconkorukikonaru:
KorukiKonaru Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
Boohoo. Have a lorikeet.
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:iconcalstor:
Calstor Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist


Closest I could find. I like this idea.
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh I'd love to play this version.... "Does your person take it up the ass?"
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:iconjuliabohemian:
Juliabohemian Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
I know when something is bothering me, the first thing I want to do is share it with a group of people who have only found me irritating in the past. Because they are certain to be overflowing with compassion.
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:iconpokey-bunny:
Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I'm a cock block to my friends sometimes, but that's mainly because I'm lonely and want to have a conversation when they want to go off and cuddle.
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:iconsingagainsoon:
singagainsoon Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Same here.
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:iconpokey-bunny:
Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:XD:
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:iconsingagainsoon:
singagainsoon Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's true though, and it's sucky! I was hanging out with my best friend last week, and he decided to brig his girlfriend along. She was nice, but while he was talking to me, they'd just start cuddling and kissing and it made me feel so awkward D;
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:iconpokey-bunny:
Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I know! I don't want to have to be all by myself just because I'm single and they cuddle and kiss and I just have to leave them alone...
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:iconsingagainsoon:
singagainsoon Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg I know. Except they wouldn't let me leave them alone. Every time I tried to give them some ~*space*~ they just kept following me and repeating the process. I like being single most of the time, but sometimes I don't like feeling lonely :c
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:iconpokey-bunny:
Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah. I just, I want to have company, but I don't want to watch people grope and kiss...
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:iconsingagainsoon:
singagainsoon Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Exactly.
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:iconkitsumekat:
kitsumekat Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
Your word games makes your crappy threads enjoyable.
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Are you =witwitch?....these acrostics are pretty good. I think you may be now.....
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Since when did witwitch acrostic at all? O:
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:iconmerrak:
merrak Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist
She does have witchy wit.
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ew, punny :p
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:iconmerrak:
merrak Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist
Actually it's the tagline under her name.
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Still some kind of pun thing. :p
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't know, just a thought. she is very cunning.....
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:s
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