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FUCK COLLEGE MOTHAFUCKARS

:icontwasdandish:
twasdandish Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
Too many motherfuckers got degreez n no job! That shit is faggotry at itís finest. People build a business in the time it takes to get a gay ass degree. First off, you taking a lot of classes you fucking hate. FUCK THAT SHIT! Secondly, When you get a degree you should find yourself in your new high paying job as soon as that faggot old white dude gives you your degree paper on graduation. Too many motherfuckers have degrees for college to mean anything! FUCK COLLEGE NIGGA! The only major that can guarantee you a job is medical n everybody ainít into medical so everyone else fucked up! I am basing this off facts. Today more ppl hold degrees than ever before in American history, and yet I find the unemployment rate skyrocketing! It takes no particular brains to get a degree! Anybody can get that piece of paper, so everyone putting all they hope into college thinking they gone be making a lot of money in the endÖ iz just fucking stupid! School is not the only option! And just cause somebody donít wanna go to college donít make them a idiot they just got better things they tryna do wit they life maybe. Donít fucking speak on my grammer you fuckers, I know itís fucked up. You just think your smart! As long as ppl understand me itís good. FUCK GRAMMER N PROPER LANGUAGE! FUCK COLLEGE!
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:iconwizardofunseen:
WizardOfUnseen Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You are an idiot mate.
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:iconredaventador:
RedAventador Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Hooray for medical school!
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:iconrellik1138:
rellik1138 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What?? ...Never mind .... lets all stare in awe at the majestic beauty of the platypus:
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:iconshantella:
Shantella Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconitsbeautifulplz:
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:iconrellik1138:
rellik1138 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconplatypusplz::iconsays1plz:you are obviously very intelligent,may your life be ever prosperous.
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:icontwasdandish:
twasdandish Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
that thing ugly as fuck.
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:iconrellik1138:
rellik1138 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's because you see through uneducated eyes
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:icontwasdandish:
twasdandish Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
fucker.
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:iconrellik1138:
rellik1138 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
WHERE IS SHE??? WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE???
Wait it's not yo' sister is it? I already fuckher
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:iconjessmcalli:
jessmcalli Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
The kid has a point, even if he sounded like a dumbass when he stated it. All colleges do these days is regurgitate the same crap you've had crammed into your head since grade school, and make it a pre-req for the classes that do pertain to your actual vocation. All so they can be sure to pump you for as much money as possible. I've met just as many dumbasses with degrees as I have those without. In this day and age, with information so readily available, colleges are nearly obsolete in their current form.
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:icontwasdandish:
twasdandish Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
exactly my point!
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:iconthevibeke:
TheVibeke Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:dummy:
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:icondadona777:
dadona777 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
3/10
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:iconwitwitch:
witwitch Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Student Writer
Fuck community college, let's get drunk and eat chicken fingers.
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:icontwasdandish:
twasdandish Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
no. fuck college and let's focus on rich futures doing what we want!
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:iconwitwitch:
witwitch Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Student Writer
What I posted was a reference to Trailer Park Boys. :bucktooth:
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:iconmapper3:
mapper3 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Student General Artist
"YO DAWG YOLO SWAG SHIT MAN I NO NEED GRAMMAR OR BASIC LIFE SKILLS I'LL DIE ALONE AND WILL ACCOMPLISH NOTHING BECAUSE YOLO BITCH"

Well, when you forget how to breathe, no one will miss you.
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:icontwasdandish:
twasdandish Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
alright.
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:iconcosmic--chaos:
Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD:
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:iconawesomeizzy:
awesomeizzy Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You aren't going to get far with that attitude.
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:icontwasdandish:
twasdandish Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
believe me, I will.
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:iconcosmic--chaos:
Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Bullshit.
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:iconsilverfangotaku:
SilverFangOtaku Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
All I can see is "YOYOYO DAWGZ DIZ SHIT BE UNCOOL, YO. COLLEGE R 4 NERDZ, DAWG."
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:icontwasdandish:
twasdandish Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
LOL! I spelled nothing like that you dork!
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:icondjdanilly:
djdanilly Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Professional General Artist
I agree, and does anyone need help with term papers or thesis?
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:iconprincess-rufflebutt:
Princess-Rufflebutt Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Student General Artist
Better get used to low-paying entry jobs and get you very little experience. :shrug:
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:icontwasdandish:
twasdandish Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
I'm gone be rich.
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:iconprincess-rufflebutt:
Princess-Rufflebutt Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Student General Artist
Yep, sure you are. :pat:
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:icontwasdandish:
twasdandish Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
hehee!
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:iconprincess-rufflebutt:
Princess-Rufflebutt Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Student General Artist
Lol, you're pretty stupid.
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
I have a degree, a job, and earn lots of money.
I feel no sympathy for the likes of you, now go mow my lawn :dummy:
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:iconhorrificsensation:
HorrificSensation Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
lol XD
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
I'm serious - it won't mow itself ._.
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:iconhorrificsensation:
HorrificSensation Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
just ask Paco to do it.
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:icontwasdandish:
twasdandish Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
well your just the lucky few who actually achieve success after college.
I am rich n I will pay you more than what you make now for being my personal ass wiper.
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
I actually enjoy my current job, sorry mate :).
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:icontwasdandish:
twasdandish Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
good. that's the shit.
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:iconjspen:
Jspen Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist
military industrial complex baby
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:iconhorrificsensation:
HorrificSensation Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
i love ur icon
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:iconjspen:
Jspen Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist
thank you you're's is very nice as well
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:iconteenytinytentacles:
TeenyTinyTentacles Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013   General Artist
I feel as though you failed to get into a college of your choice due to poor qualifications. I'm not sure though.

:iconfryplz:
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:icontwasdandish:
twasdandish Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
I graduated from CSU n got degree in mechanical engineering technologies.. n I be a failure.
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:iconcindarellapop:
CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I read this whole thing in the voice of Riley from 'Boondocks.'
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:iconhorrificsensation:
HorrificSensation Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
haha XD yeah i was imagining a voice similar...
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:icontwasdandish:
twasdandish Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
oh yea
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:iconteenytinytentacles:
TeenyTinyTentacles Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013   General Artist
Same here.
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:iconjuliabohemian:
Juliabohemian Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
So did I...
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:iconcindarellapop:
CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
It seems to work better that way.
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:iconjuliabohemian:
Juliabohemian Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
It helps ease the strong urge to gouge my eyes out with potato peelers that I feel when subjected to his blatant rape of the English language. Who was not asking for it, by the way. It was in jeans and a t-shirt.
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:iconcindarellapop:
CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Yeah but it was drunk and didn't know what it was doing, it was all over everyone at that party, I mean you saw it.
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