Guinea pigs


SadistSkunk's avatar
Why are they so popular?
They make the most annoying sound ever and they always scream and run away when I try to pet them.
And the ones with long hair look like living toupees and that creeps me out.

Can't we just eat the guinea pigs and replace them with rats, chinchillas and mice? Those are way cuter rodents..
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SadistSkunk's avatar
Ferrets aren't rodents.
MisterTurtle's avatar
Oh, so they're related to-

Badgers?!

I looooove badgers. :la:
SadistSkunk's avatar
Yes! And wolverines! :la: Badgers are awesome too!
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AngelsDead's avatar
I like all rodents>.<
Penhuin's avatar
I'd rather have a rat. Once had one who liked to sleep in my hair.
SadistSkunk's avatar
Aww. =D

Mine use to escape at night and crawl into bed with me.
It was adorable, but I was a bit afraid I might crush them.
Penhuin's avatar
How cute! Mine liked to ride around on my dog's back.
SadistSkunk's avatar
=D Aww.. I think mine wanted to ride my cat's back, but she wasn't all too happy about that. =P
Every time I see rats I feel like taking them home with me.. But they don't mix well with ferrets. ^^;
arteeste's avatar
The only downside to rats is their short life span.
SadistSkunk's avatar
Yeah, it is. =( Luckily mine all lived for around 3 years. Which is decent for a rat, but it's still way too short for such a great pet.
h-irsch's avatar
This reminds me of my guinea pig that died when I was a child :iconsadtardplz: I cry over a fish. Imagine a guinea pig.
SadistSkunk's avatar
:hug: I cried over some pets too.. Especially if they die young.
Zagittorch's avatar
...I do not agree with your presence here and you're very well aware that I have the means and information on you to make things really burn on your end should you continue your stay.
SadistSkunk's avatar
And why do you disagree with my presence here? I'm not doing any harm or breaking any rules.
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SadistSkunk's avatar
:huggle: That's not a very good reason to try and blackmail people, is it?
Zagittorch's avatar
That's precisely the point, I need no reason.
Hell, I'm not even sure what you did.
I know we talked later but I can't remember how that went.

Did it end well?
Your ferrets are adorable.
SadistSkunk's avatar
Thanks. And yeah yeah I got it, you're on my facebook account.
Zagittorch's avatar
Ohhh, not just that one.
But did we end well or not? Honest to God I don't remember.
I do know I thought you were hilarious.
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SadistSkunk's avatar
The dA staff agreed to let me come back.
I've already told several people that the whole thing was just a stupid joke.
I apologized several times and I think I should be allowed to be a member here if the staff allows it.

A couple of irl people already found out about my account as well and they also know and accepted that it was just a joke.