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Two Sausages Short Of A Buffet

:iconcorkywithers:
corkywithers Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
My friend said I was 'Two sausages short of a buffet'. What does it mean? I don't like the sound of it. :(
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:iconcommandereve:
CommanderEVE Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Student General Artist
It means I am awesome. :eyes:
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:iconlifh:
Lifh Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
It means he wants to have gay sex with you, you lucky bastard. ;)
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:iconwolfclaw97:
wolfclaw97 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Sounds like a three-some. :iconteheplz:
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:iconjuliabohemian:
Juliabohemian Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
Don't you have a job or something?
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:iconcorkywithers:
corkywithers Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
I am one of the decadent rich. Not that it is your business. :iconcorkywithers:
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:iconjuliabohemian:
Juliabohemian Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
You’re on a public website. Anything you’re stupid enough to type, whether it’s true or not, is immediately everyone’s business.
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:iconcorkywithers:
corkywithers Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
Stop being 'trollish.'
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:iconjuliabohemian:
Juliabohemian Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
You’re right. I should stop having multiple accounts and stop posting numerous, pointless threads and start posting actual work in my gallery, maybe join some groups and admin some and use the website for what it was intended. Oh, wait. I’m already doing that.
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:iconcorkywithers:
corkywithers Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
So, you admit it then.
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:iconjuliabohemian:
Juliabohemian Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
That I am an active participant of this website, using it for which it was intended? Yes.
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:icondariadzyuba:
DariaDzyuba Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh it's Edgar again. :sleep:
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:iconcorkywithers:
corkywithers Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
I have to disagree. :iconcorkywithers:
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:icondariadzyuba:
DariaDzyuba Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh I'm sorry. It's a clone of Edgar, again.
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:iconcorkywithers:
corkywithers Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
:iconcorkywithers: If I knew what you meant we could move forward with this. :iconcorkywithers:
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:iconredmarlin:
redmarlin Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
It means you're missing a penis.
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:icon290pika:
290Pika Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Student Filmographer
It means you're still not reasonable.
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:iconxyires:
Xyires Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Is this even fun to you?
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:iconcorkywithers:
corkywithers Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
:iconcorkywithers:
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Professional
I wish I had even a FRACTION of the spare time you have, with making a new account every week. Swear to god.
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:iconcorkywithers:
corkywithers Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
The decadence of the rich.
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Professional
No kidding? All that time and money and all you'd do is troll a site that doesn't really give a shit.
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:iconkawaii-cookies:
kawaii-cookies Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Student General Artist
meep meep :meow:
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Hurdy gurdy fuck yooooou!
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:iconcorkywithers:
corkywithers Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
:iconsnapeleavesplz:
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I haven't seen those movies anyway.
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:iconcorkywithers:
corkywithers Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
Me neither. I hate Doctor Who.
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
...touche.
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:icontoxicotic:
Toxicotic Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
I bet you giggle hysterically as you make a new e-mail address, make a new account, and type up these bullshit threads.
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:iconcorkywithers:
corkywithers Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
: Deviant-Garde Response Here Plz:
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:icontoxicotic:
Toxicotic Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
And I bet when you click the Submit thread button you burst out into loud, cackling laughter. Then just as you're wiping the tears from your eyes soon after almost containing your laughter, you damn nearly piss yourself when someone spends a few seconds of their life replying to your bullshit threads.
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
I think that's pretty accurate. I kinda respect Edgar for being just so good at irritating Complaints. Kinda.
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:icontoxicotic:
Toxicotic Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
I don't think anyone's irritated, though. More so just wondering what the fuck he keeps doing this for. Does he actually have this pathetic sense of humour? Is he trying to irritate people? SO MANY MORE QUESTIONS, BUT NO ANSWERS. Just a few random comments and he's off to make a new account with some creepy photos and some more threads. He's like a borderline mythical creature. So mysterious, so unknown, and an unbelievably amount of free time on his hands that is comparable only to the amount of free time the average basement dweller has.
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:iconcorkywithers:
corkywithers Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
Hey :icondeviant-garde: Relax.
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:icontoxicotic:
Toxicotic Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
I'm both relaxed and reasonable, but I'm not *deviant-garde. I wonder why you keep bringing him up but I know you would just dance around the question with some ttly r@nd0m comment. :petting:
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:iconcorkywithers:
corkywithers Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
Only the real :icondeviant-garde: would refute the accusation.
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
This description of him is probably the best on the internet. :lol:
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:iconkittymrowmrow:
KittyMrowMrow Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Nobody cares about what it means.
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:iconcorkywithers:
corkywithers Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
:(
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Be reasonable, take like a man.
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:iconrocklou:
RockLou Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It means you don't have 2 penises. Shame on you.
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:iconcederbom:
Cederbom Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
I hate buffets.

Home cooked smorgasboards on the other hand are awesome.
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:iconsomnusvorus:
Somnusvorus Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013   Digital Artist
You're a eunuch.
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:iconwitwitch:
witwitch Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Student Writer
It could mean you are a dickless gay man who can not get a date?
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:icondivine--apathia:
divine--apathia Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Be Reasonable - Edgar
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