My Human Sexuality Teacher Doesn't Like "Tits" or "Boobs"...
But she's perfectly okay with "cunt", "fuck" and "cock".
My first day of class was..."interesting". My professor had us form in groups and share our preferred terms and euphemisms for sexual body parts. My professor shared some of her own, but mentioned that she was annoyed by "Tit" and "Boob" (she even spelled them out instead of saying them), saying they were stupid names for a beautiful body part.
Now that's fine, but the problem for me is, "Tit" is my favorite word for "breast". "Boob" is kind of stupid, but then again, that's why it's "Boob", but George Carlin said it best when he mentioned how he liked words spelled the same both ways. "Tit" is CUTE! I LOVE "Tit"! Hell, anyone who knows me from way back when knows I had a whole "Tit-Shtick" during the days of classic Mullet. I even love the little perky birds called "Tits"! Breasts named after birds are the best (same with penises, when you think about it), but I will genuinely offend my professor if I use my favorite term for that particular body part. That's not fair! I can't even refer to my OWN man-tits the way I want! Ohhh, it's okay, Wookie-Boobies, daddy still loves you! *squish*
It doesn't even have to be a sexual context, "tit" is just funny! And it's a no-no word in my class, and I don't think it's smart pissing off the lady who teaches this class. I think she has magical voodoo powers.
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My first day of class was..."interesting". My professor had us form in groups and share our preferred terms and euphemisms for sexual body parts. My professor shared some of her own, but mentioned that she was annoyed by "Tit" and "Boob" (she even spelled them out instead of saying them), saying they were stupid names for a beautiful body part.
Now that's fine, but the problem for me is, "Tit" is my favorite word for "breast". "Boob" is kind of stupid, but then again, that's why it's "Boob", but George Carlin said it best when he mentioned how he liked words spelled the same both ways. "Tit" is CUTE! I LOVE "Tit"! Hell, anyone who knows me from way back when knows I had a whole "Tit-Shtick" during the days of classic Mullet. I even love the little perky birds called "Tits"! Breasts named after birds are the best (same with penises, when you think about it), but I will genuinely offend my professor if I use my favorite term for that particular body part. That's not fair! I can't even refer to my OWN man-tits the way I want! Ohhh, it's okay, Wookie-Boobies, daddy still loves you! *squish*
It doesn't even have to be a sexual context, "tit" is just funny! And it's a no-no word in my class, and I don't think it's smart pissing off the lady who teaches this class. I think she has magical voodoo powers.
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Wow, was that seriously the best clip I could find for that? Ugh. Oh, what the Hell, one more!
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Calm your tits, damn it.
A friend of mine has a prof that apparently censors themselves whenever they're about to say anything involving sex. I was waiting for her one day and I had a hard time trying to keep my giggling from turning into guffawing laughter.
Boobs aren't even sex organs so why is it even mentioned? What a dumb class.
...what are you, Mormon??
No. It doesn't take a genius to know that breasts aren't sex organs. That's not their purpose. Men are idiots to think that they are.
You do know that the class is not called "Peenees and Gynies 101", right?
I mean, it doesn't take a genius to figure out how this works...are you suuuuuure you don't go to school in Utah?
I mean, it doesn't take a genius to figure out how this works...are you suuuuuure you don't go to school in Utah?
That class is everything that's wrong with public education. Apparently you can go to school and learn boobs are sex organs and THEY AREN'T, yet there's almost no budget for arts classes (especially visual arts) but theres plenty of cash to throw around to teach kids bullshit. Also, what the hell does Mormonism have to do with what I'm saying here? Did you skip out on your sex Ed class in school? Do you seriously think they are sex organs? Were you dropped on your head or something...or are you one of those men who just makes up assumptions about the female body yet knows zilch about it?
This is college, you twat. It's not a public school.
And if you honestly think that human sexuality is limited sexual organs, then you sure don't know dick about dick. You do know that this is a psychology and sociology class, right? In fact, I'm wondering how the Hell you even thought anybody said that breasts were sexual organs. At no point was that even remotely mentioned. What do they teach you kids in school these days? How to finger an iPad?
And apparently you don't know much about Mormon humor, either. You need to watch Orgazmo. Man, freaks like you are the reason people get abortions. Remember, some kids just aren't worth it.
And if you honestly think that human sexuality is limited sexual organs, then you sure don't know dick about dick. You do know that this is a psychology and sociology class, right? In fact, I'm wondering how the Hell you even thought anybody said that breasts were sexual organs. At no point was that even remotely mentioned. What do they teach you kids in school these days? How to finger an iPad?
And apparently you don't know much about Mormon humor, either. You need to watch Orgazmo. Man, freaks like you are the reason people get abortions. Remember, some kids just aren't worth it.
Get your head out of your ass and read. Apparently you need to increase your reading comprehension."My first day of class was..."interesting". My professor had us form in groups and share our preferred terms and euphemisms for sexual body parts. My professor shared some of her own, but mentioned that she was annoyed by "Tit" and "Boob" (she even spelled them out instead of saying them), saying they were stupid names for a beautiful body part."
Now fuck off.
Now fuck off.
Why are you in a sexuality class? It doesn't seem from your posts and language that you need it.
Why do I imagine you looking like Joel McHale with a mullet?...
Does that mean she doesn't like "tittays" "boobahs"also or is just "tits" and "boobs"
If she doesn't like the normal use of the words, I'm pretty sure something as obnoxious and stupid as the other two would be even less acceptable.
And for good reason.
And for good reason.
You know, tits is cute. Boobs make me think of big porn star tits and I would use them in sexual context. But tits is a great everyday american-pie-wholesome word for mammaries. I hear it and I'm like "yup, those things that stick out on my chest!"
Sounds like an awesome class! Well, for me, I just stick with the classic term "Milk Duds." Or, if I'm trying to cause an awkward silence at public gatherings: "Chesticles."
Tit is fine, but titties just sounds like something you'd find on a fat child.
Piglet-titties!
Nunga-nungas! 
Your teacher sounds like a right tit.
How did she feel about 'sweater puppies'?
I think she implied that anything other than "T-B" was acceptable.
Besides, puppies are cute!
Besides, puppies are cute!
Sounds like the class will end up in a massive orgy.
I'm jealous.
I'm jealous.
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