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My Human Sexuality Teacher Doesn't Like "Tits" or "Boobs"...

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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
But she's perfectly okay with "cunt", "fuck" and "cock".

My first day of class was..."interesting". My professor had us form in groups and share our preferred terms and euphemisms for sexual body parts. My professor shared some of her own, but mentioned that she was annoyed by "Tit" and "Boob" (she even spelled them out instead of saying them), saying they were stupid names for a beautiful body part.

Now that's fine, but the problem for me is, "Tit" is my favorite word for "breast". "Boob" is kind of stupid, but then again, that's why it's "Boob", but George Carlin said it best when he mentioned how he liked words spelled the same both ways. "Tit" is CUTE! I LOVE "Tit"! Hell, anyone who knows me from way back when knows I had a whole "Tit-Shtick" during the days of classic Mullet. I even love the little perky birds called "Tits"! Breasts named after birds are the best (same with penises, when you think about it), but I will genuinely offend my professor if I use my favorite term for that particular body part. That's not fair! I can't even refer to my OWN man-tits the way I want! Ohhh, it's okay, Wookie-Boobies, daddy still loves you! *squish*

It doesn't even have to be a sexual context, "tit" is just funny! And it's a no-no word in my class, and I don't think it's smart pissing off the lady who teaches this class. I think she has magical voodoo powers.

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Wow, was that seriously the best clip I could find for that? Ugh. Oh, what the Hell, one more!

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IndigoRabbit Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
chesticles
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MisterKhact Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
Calm your tits, damn it.
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Neko-Spartan Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
A friend of mine has a prof that apparently censors themselves whenever they're about to say anything involving sex. I was waiting for her one day and I had a hard time trying to keep my giggling from turning into guffawing laughter.
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Xadrea Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Boobs aren't even sex organs so why is it even mentioned? What a dumb class.
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
...what are you, Mormon??

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Xadrea Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
No. It doesn't take a genius to know that breasts aren't sex organs. That's not their purpose. Men are idiots to think that they are.
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
You do know that the class is not called "Peenees and Gynies 101", right?

I mean, it doesn't take a genius to figure out how this works...are you suuuuuure you don't go to school in Utah?
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Xadrea Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
That class is everything that's wrong with public education. Apparently you can go to school and learn boobs are sex organs and THEY AREN'T, yet there's almost no budget for arts classes (especially visual arts) but theres plenty of cash to throw around to teach kids bullshit. Also, what the hell does Mormonism have to do with what I'm saying here? Did you skip out on your sex Ed class in school? Do you seriously think they are sex organs? Were you dropped on your head or something...or are you one of those men who just makes up assumptions about the female body yet knows zilch about it?
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
This is college, you twat. It's not a public school.

And if you honestly think that human sexuality is limited sexual organs, then you sure don't know dick about dick. You do know that this is a psychology and sociology class, right? In fact, I'm wondering how the Hell you even thought anybody said that breasts were sexual organs. At no point was that even remotely mentioned. What do they teach you kids in school these days? How to finger an iPad?

And apparently you don't know much about Mormon humor, either. You need to watch Orgazmo. Man, freaks like you are the reason people get abortions. Remember, some kids just aren't worth it.
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Xadrea Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Get your head out of your ass and read. Apparently you need to increase your reading comprehension."My first day of class was..."interesting". My professor had us form in groups and share our preferred terms and euphemisms for sexual body parts. My professor shared some of her own, but mentioned that she was annoyed by "Tit" and "Boob" (she even spelled them out instead of saying them), saying they were stupid names for a beautiful body part."

Now fuck off.
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