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My Human Sexuality Teacher Doesn't Like "Tits" or "Boobs"...

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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
But she's perfectly okay with "cunt", "fuck" and "cock".

My first day of class was..."interesting". My professor had us form in groups and share our preferred terms and euphemisms for sexual body parts. My professor shared some of her own, but mentioned that she was annoyed by "Tit" and "Boob" (she even spelled them out instead of saying them), saying they were stupid names for a beautiful body part.

Now that's fine, but the problem for me is, "Tit" is my favorite word for "breast". "Boob" is kind of stupid, but then again, that's why it's "Boob", but George Carlin said it best when he mentioned how he liked words spelled the same both ways. "Tit" is CUTE! I LOVE "Tit"! Hell, anyone who knows me from way back when knows I had a whole "Tit-Shtick" during the days of classic Mullet. I even love the little perky birds called "Tits"! Breasts named after birds are the best (same with penises, when you think about it), but I will genuinely offend my professor if I use my favorite term for that particular body part. That's not fair! I can't even refer to my OWN man-tits the way I want! Ohhh, it's okay, Wookie-Boobies, daddy still loves you! *squish*

It doesn't even have to be a sexual context, "tit" is just funny! And it's a no-no word in my class, and I don't think it's smart pissing off the lady who teaches this class. I think she has magical voodoo powers.

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Wow, was that seriously the best clip I could find for that? Ugh. Oh, what the Hell, one more!

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IndigoRabbit Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
chesticles
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MisterKhact Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
Calm your tits, damn it.
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Neko-Spartan Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
A friend of mine has a prof that apparently censors themselves whenever they're about to say anything involving sex. I was waiting for her one day and I had a hard time trying to keep my giggling from turning into guffawing laughter.
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Xadrea Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Boobs aren't even sex organs so why is it even mentioned? What a dumb class.
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
...what are you, Mormon??

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Xadrea Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
No. It doesn't take a genius to know that breasts aren't sex organs. That's not their purpose. Men are idiots to think that they are.
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
You do know that the class is not called "Peenees and Gynies 101", right?

I mean, it doesn't take a genius to figure out how this works...are you suuuuuure you don't go to school in Utah?
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Xadrea Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
That class is everything that's wrong with public education. Apparently you can go to school and learn boobs are sex organs and THEY AREN'T, yet there's almost no budget for arts classes (especially visual arts) but theres plenty of cash to throw around to teach kids bullshit. Also, what the hell does Mormonism have to do with what I'm saying here? Did you skip out on your sex Ed class in school? Do you seriously think they are sex organs? Were you dropped on your head or something...or are you one of those men who just makes up assumptions about the female body yet knows zilch about it?
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
This is college, you twat. It's not a public school.

And if you honestly think that human sexuality is limited sexual organs, then you sure don't know dick about dick. You do know that this is a psychology and sociology class, right? In fact, I'm wondering how the Hell you even thought anybody said that breasts were sexual organs. At no point was that even remotely mentioned. What do they teach you kids in school these days? How to finger an iPad?

And apparently you don't know much about Mormon humor, either. You need to watch Orgazmo. Man, freaks like you are the reason people get abortions. Remember, some kids just aren't worth it.
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Xadrea Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Get your head out of your ass and read. Apparently you need to increase your reading comprehension."My first day of class was..."interesting". My professor had us form in groups and share our preferred terms and euphemisms for sexual body parts. My professor shared some of her own, but mentioned that she was annoyed by "Tit" and "Boob" (she even spelled them out instead of saying them), saying they were stupid names for a beautiful body part."

Now fuck off.
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CrystalClearly86 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013
Why are you in a sexuality class? It doesn't seem from your posts and language that you need it.
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MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
Why do I imagine you looking like Joel McHale with a mullet?...
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rellik1138 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Does that mean she doesn't like "tittays" "boobahs"also or is just "tits" and "boobs"
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013
If she doesn't like the normal use of the words, I'm pretty sure something as obnoxious and stupid as the other two would be even less acceptable.

And for good reason.
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CodePurpleyedrawings Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
You know, tits is cute. Boobs make me think of big porn star tits and I would use them in sexual context. But tits is a great everyday american-pie-wholesome word for mammaries. I hear it and I'm like "yup, those things that stick out on my chest!"
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TBPow Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Sounds like an awesome class! Well, for me, I just stick with the classic term "Milk Duds." Or, if I'm trying to cause an awkward silence at public gatherings: "Chesticles."
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captainoblivion Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
Tit is fine, but titties just sounds like something you'd find on a fat child.
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
Piglet-titties!
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SmarticleParticle Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Nunga-nungas! :la:
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Bumsy Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
Your teacher sounds like a right tit.
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Ieighton Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
How did she feel about 'sweater puppies'?
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
I think she implied that anything other than "T-B" was acceptable.

Besides, puppies are cute!
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SpookyInk Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Sounds like the class will end up in a massive orgy.
I'm jealous.
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Pakaku Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
SATAN'S GONADS
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
That's a funny word for "Arkansas".
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TBPow Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
:lmao:
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owlbuddy Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
How about 'hooters', as Al Bundy would call them?
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WeluDixon Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013   General Artist
Tit is a great word. I regularly use the term, "You're getting on my tits." to mean someone or something is annoying me. I think it's a decent equivalent to "You're breaking my balls."
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
Sexual body parts are great for verbal emphasis.

"Getting on my tits", "Breaking my balls", "Riding my ass", "quit jerking me around" (I like that one because no body part is specifically mentioned; it's all implied!), it's all good fun!
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CrystalClearly86 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013
I'm still wondering how "That sucks" came into use.
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RandomRobskii Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Student Filmographer
What would she rather everyone call them? Chest squishies? Lady Lumps?
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CrystalClearly86 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013
We usually call them "the girls".
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
From the sound of it, anything other than "Tit" or "Boob".

Maybe I should call them "Bits" and "Toobs".
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RandomRobskii Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Student Filmographer
...Or my boyfriend's favourite "tattybojangles"
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PepperSeeds Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
okay i read tattybojangles and fell off my chair.
currently laughing to death.
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fantasylover103 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Breast's. That's what I say. XD
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
I don't see how a possessive form could work.

Just raises too many questions.
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fantasylover103 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Just say BECAUSE and keep using the word I guess?

Other forms of it:

Titties boobies ....er yeah. I suck at this.
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DJ0Hybrid Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Finally, a complaint that isn't someone trying to troll (and failing badly,) someone who doesn't have a freakin' clue as to what this is, or someone who thinks they know the subject and no one else knows what they are talking about. This place has really been falling even further down.
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
I keep telling people; don't just whine that things "aren't as good as they used to be", DO something about it!

And in my case, sweet titty justice was the answer.
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Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
I like the word boob.
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
I like turtles.

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:iconiliketurtlesplz::iconsaysplz:TURTLE POWER!
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Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
I love turtles! I have one in fact! :iconturtleplz:
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hotpopcorn Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
I love nib nob or door nobs , pillow
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UncleGargy Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well she can use the terms: Jugs, Melons, Hoo-Haas, Hooters, Chest balls or if on an older person...Black eye generator ;-)
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CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
My Spanish professor tells me that in Spain, "rabbit" is slang for vagina. Slang for having sex is "feeding the rabbit."
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
Rabbit-vagina? In Spain?

:iconbugsbunnyplz::iconsaysplz:Looks like I REALLY took a wrong turn at Albuquerque!
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CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
That makes your dick a carrot!
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
But I'm not a vegetarian! I need to quickly head over to Italy so I can get back my Meat-Metaphor!

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Oh, come on, REALLY?!
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CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
You're just gonna have to go to Poland and pick up some :iconsausageplz:
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