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January 20, 2013
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:iconfoxyfoxchickplz:
FoxyFoxChickPlz Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
Cat just puked on my bed. On my bare feet. I wasn't wearing socks. I kick her off the bed and try to clean up the mess but my sheets need to be washed. Now my room stinks because she took a shit in the corner right outside her litter box. I just fucking put fresh litter in there. Fuck my cat.
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:iconhorrificsensation:
HorrificSensation Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
my cat pisses on the bed when i wait to long to change his littler box XD lol but thats my fault and thats his fuck you to me i guess lol
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:icongalacticgoat:
GalacticGoat Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That... doesn't sound healthy. If it keeps up, instead of ya know being mad, you should probably call a vet.
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:iconkeyboard-ninja:
Keyboard-Ninja Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Student Writer
:no: You've clearly aroused your cats displeasure, and now she's trying to show you the error of your ways.
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:iconfloraella:
Floraella Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I would have just moved to the living room. :P
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:iconcomrademonaco:
comrademonaco Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
Sacrifice it to the cat gods! :la:
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:iconwalkingren:
WalkingRen Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
Go cat :dummy:
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:iconfantasylover103:
fantasylover103 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Well...you still love her right?
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:iconuboa-chan:
UBOA-CHAN Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
rub her face in it.
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:iconunclegargy:
UncleGargy Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You should feel lucky. My cats keeps asking if I'm dead yet? ;-)
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:iconnoctomaniac:
Noctomaniac Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YOUR CAT NEEDS MORE HUMAN SACRIFICES.
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:iconomnomnomnomnomnomm:
OmNomNomNomNomNomm Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
You should be honored that out of all the places she could puke on, she chose your feet.

If it's hairballs, you can buy creams or gels to help her hair pass through her system. Dab it on her fur somewhere where she will lick it. :meow:
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:icontheleaveshaveeyes:
theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Professional Photographer
It's a gift. APPRECIATE IT :iconmadnoesplz:
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:icongreeneyedyoshika:
GreenEyedYoshika Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My cat of 14 died yesterday. I'm sad.
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:iconfoxyfoxchickplz:
FoxyFoxChickPlz Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
I'm sorry.
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:icongreeneyedyoshika:
GreenEyedYoshika Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you. He was a great kitty. His name was Zipper.
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
Why are you sorry? Did you kill it? :o
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:iconpinkmitten:
Pinkmitten Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
Ew, why would you want to breathe in the cats nasty shit in your bedroom? Put it in the basement or bathroom.
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:iconfoxyfoxchickplz:
FoxyFoxChickPlz Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
Studio apartment.
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:icontotoka:
Totoka Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:sing: Kitten is angry, kitty is insulted~
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
Why would you put a box of shit and cat urine in your bedroom? Do you use it as well?
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:iconfoxyfoxchickplz:
FoxyFoxChickPlz Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
Studio apartment.
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:iconloveinthesnow:
LOVEintheSNOW Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist
...Why isn't the litterbox in your bathroom or something?
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:iconfoxyfoxchickplz:
FoxyFoxChickPlz Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
Studio apartment.
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:iconloveinthesnow:
LOVEintheSNOW Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist
In the bathroom.
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:iconfoxyfoxchickplz:
FoxyFoxChickPlz Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Which is six feet from my bed....where it's at now, it's at least ten feet.
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:iconxadrea:
Xadrea Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
I'd suggest putting that thing in the bathroom though. My cat lives with my mom right now, but her litter box is in the bathroom there.
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:iconknightster:
Knightster Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
Sacrifice it to our dark overlords.
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:iconfoxyfoxchickplz:
FoxyFoxChickPlz Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Yeah.
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:iconfoxyfoxchickplz:
FoxyFoxChickPlz Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
No dark lord wants this fucking cat.
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:iconknightster:
Knightster Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
Shall we sacrifice a fox instead?
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:iconfoxyfoxchickplz:
FoxyFoxChickPlz Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Yeah
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:iconsbkmulletman:
sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
Puke on the cat and kick it.

Problem solved forever.
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:iconfoxyfoxchickplz:
FoxyFoxChickPlz Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
Sure, worth a shot.
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:iconwolfclaw97:
wolfclaw97 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Poor bedsheets and poor cat. Hopefully it won't happen again.
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:iconsabhira:
Sabhira Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Why didn't you check to make sure your cat was OK? If any of mine puke, my first reaction is to see what was puled up, and check the sick one over to make sure they're OK.
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:iconfoxyfoxchickplz:
FoxyFoxChickPlz Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
She is fine. She has hairballs.
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:iconself-epidemic:
Self-Epidemic Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Do you not check to see if the cat is ill, because, you know, sometimes animals get sick like humans, its quite cruel not to try to ensure your cat is okay!
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:iconfoxyfoxchickplz:
FoxyFoxChickPlz Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
She is fine. She hair hairballs.
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:iconcherylblanche:
CherylBlanche Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
This is the same person who kicked the cat for daring to puke in a bad spot, what did you expect?
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:iconself-epidemic:
Self-Epidemic Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
That is true
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:iconh-irsch:
h-irsch Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Student Digital Artist
There's a few reasons why I don't want a pet, especially a cat. This is one.
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:iconbohobella:
bohobella Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
I'll never understand this. When my dog does something unusual like puking or shitting where she isn't allowed to shit, I immediately panic and give him a good look over to make sure she isn't like, dying. My reaction is never "FUCKING DOGS!"...
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:iconfoxyfoxchickplz:
FoxyFoxChickPlz Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
Cats are vengeful. Dogs are pussies.
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:iconbohobella:
bohobella Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Dogs aren't really, they'll kill you and your babies if they want to, but treat them right and they'll label you God pretty fast.
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:iconcake-fiend:
cake-fiend Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Some cats will also shit outside of the litterbox as a "fuck you".
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:iconmikepav:
mikepav Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
it's because cats are generally assholes and will shit and puke where they want out of spite.
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:iconbohobella:
bohobella Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Oh I seeeee. I've never been a cat person. I cleaned up someone's cat's puke off a kitchen table one, it was probably the cutest puke I'd ever seen, but that's as far as it goes.
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:iconjunete:
junete Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
Obviously your cat was blessing you, being that cats can do no wrong. Surely this should be in "praise." :icontrollcatplz:
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:iconfoxyfoxchickplz:
FoxyFoxChickPlz Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
Obviously she demands my worship and a blood sacrifice.
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:iconmoolse:
Moolse Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
haha, your cat is very naughty...but you must love her too much.
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