I just split my undergarment. This is happening way too often. I see others are having similar problems with their garments on here. Perhaps there is an epidemic of trouser/undergarment splittage. Perhaps it's something to do with global warming.
once I fell on my butt so hard ice skating that my bra popped open in front, and spilled boobage EVERYWHERE >_<
Is it hot there? sweat can weaken garments faster, and worn garments split easier... >_> I hate buying clothes, but the split jeans has happened too many times to me. Not even ones that were too tight, or anything. They were just worn to death and failed at the structural point that recieved most stress, that is to say, the crotch seam. Embarassment and flashing of randoms ensued
When I read this, I thought "this would never happen to me". And then my pants ripped for no apparent reason. I think there's something greater at work here. Perhaps the FSM
A pair of pants is not undergarments. Undergarments are usually pretty giving and stretchy and do not usually split. Even a corset is pretty robust. You will split a gut before a corset.