Today I’m complaining about the complainers complaining about Complaints.


PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
How many motherfucking threads about complaints and those who complain do we really need?
You twats should read and reply in an existing one instead of trying to be edgy/unique/cool/.. by making one of your own.
Originality has gone out the door, we’re currently selling shit that spreads like no fan could spread before.

Tl;DR: You owe me a hamburger, you skinny bitch! – Yes you! That’s right, you!
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Lifh's avatar
At least I don't eat cum for breakfast, unlike you. You play with your butter all day long, and eat cunt on the weekends.
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
You sound jealous :bucktooth:
Lifh's avatar
Jealous? Why would I be jealous of a fucking whore? Because that's what you are. You're a fucking little whore!
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
Your jealousy doesn't suit you, dear lady ~Lifh :pat:
Lifh's avatar
I am not jealous. I AM NOT JEALOUS, you skank!
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
Oh you're so cute when you're angry. :pat:
Lifh's avatar
What is WRONG with you! You're supposed to be angry! You're supposed to cry like a baby! UGH! :fork:
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Ieighton's avatar
Feels bad being skinny as fuck.
ethanoI's avatar
I'm not skinny, I'm a chunky butt :B
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
Fine, keep your hamburger - greedy fucker :grump:
ethanoI's avatar
Like I could hand it over anyway! I ate it while typing the previous response :lol:
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
Why you little!!!!
ethanoI's avatar
You mad, bro? :trollface:
fantasylover103's avatar
My guess? About a million.
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
I would have gone with :iconover9kplz:
fantasylover103's avatar
Some people...man.
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
Some people, indeed.
WiggleWaddle's avatar
And here we have the wild PHB, attempting to talk sense into its peers. Unfortunately, PHB comes off as edgy and special, the exact things it was fighting against. Its peers howl, and continue the daily Complaints ritual of being edgy, tryhard fuckers. The PHB tried to fight Mother Nature, but lost.

I'm Billy Bigballs, and this has been my nature documentary.
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
:bow: You've captured the essence and soul of my post so well!
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