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them it boys can fuck themselves on a broomstick

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MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
tl;dr: My once examplerarily speedy computer has been reduced to a slobbering, slow mess that crashes one every so often, and all because the IT fella at my mom's work started fucking with it.

So my mom and I share a computer.

I have no fucking clue why the relationship has developed that way. She always has this "special program" that she uses for her work that can only be accessed through my computer. Fine. That's okay. The program isn't on my profile, and her work stuff generally stayed on her account. It was seperate. It was clean. We shared a few antiviral programs between the profiles, but generally things were alright. All I had to worry about was getting my hands on the computer. It's technically mine, but my mom needs it to work, an if she works, I'm pretty much assured that my miseraly sheltered and comfortable existence can continue.

This past week, I have had no time on my computer. Finals and all, ya know. Mom and pop limited my time on it and whatnot.

This past week, the IT guy at my mom's workplace has been working on making the computer able to access work materials from afar or some shit, I dunno. All I do know is, it's pretty apparent that this asshole clearly has no idea how to install programs properly. I do concede that e probably knows better than me, but even I know that tere's a problem when the comp bluescreens every other startup.

Beyond that, it now runs like a koala covered in maple syrup. Folders should NOT take a minute to open up. Starting a program should NOT take several minutes and freeze up everything else I do. The startup of the COMPUTER should not be taking this long. And I'm sitting here, thinking.

There is no FUCKING way that that creepy ass motherfucker merely installed a program. He's created a few admin accounts to. Motherfucker, stop. Both my mom's and my acccounts are admin accounts. You are taking up memory space on the comp. You are making it slower. He even made a guest account. Who the fuck uses that shit? It's just taking up extra space.

I hope one day we meet, IT guy, so that I can grab you by your fucking neckbeard and punch you so hard in the face it caves in. Your incompetence has resulted in me not being able to finish FIVE FUCKING DRAWINGS Not A drawing, FIVE. FUCKING. DRAWINGS. Not to mention I was going to get off my ass and finally learn Fruity Loops. Nope! Apparently my mom needs some fancy-ass program and you're just the right neckbeardy to DO THE FUCKING JOB.

God, I need Dr. Pepper...

Oh yeah, and the $500+ bucks we might need to fix the damn thing with someone competent is coming out of your ramen noodle funds. Asshole.
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:iconpokey-bunny:
Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
That sucks, hope you can get it fixed.
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:iconsiantjudas:
siantjudas Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013   Digital Artist
Buy your own computer.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Give me $500.
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:iconsiantjudas:
siantjudas Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013   Digital Artist
Get a job bum.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
I'm 16 and in school.
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:iconsiantjudas:
siantjudas Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013   Digital Artist
Excuses, I bought my first computer when I was 16 with my own money that I earned. If you don't want to put any effort into it, stop bitching until you can afford one yourself.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Fine.
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:iconkorukikonaru:
KorukiKonaru Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
This complaint reminds me that I should update my security programs.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
If you're the fucker that put them on my comp in te first place, you better. I'm comin' for ya, neckbeardy. :stare:
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:iconkorukikonaru:
KorukiKonaru Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
I'm flattered that you think I'm smart enough to do that. Come at me bro!
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
No
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:iconskyfire2008:
SkyFire2008 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Backup the stuff you need, then format and reinstall.
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:icon290pika:
290Pika Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Student Filmographer
Reformat that shit. :la:

After backing all that shit up. :la:
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:icontherearenoturkeys:
ThereAreNoTurkeys Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
I am madder than a Mexican milking a gila monster.

WORK DAMMIT.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Your alliteration is impressive.
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:iconpatt-ytto:
Patt-Ytto Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
I've milked numerious gila monsters and it's quite an enlightening and entertaining endeavor, i have no idea what you're talking about us mexinigritos. :saddummy:
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
I'm sorry the IT guy fucked you over mate, but don't generalize the problem - though I admit even our IT department is pretty damned dodgy over here :lol:
Half the time I find myself fixing it :shrug:
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
The generalization was funny so I stuck with it.
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Aight :highfive:
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:iconmisterkhact:
MisterKhact Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
I thought this thread was something about a Harry Potter toy broom stick and a bunch of wish fulfillment fangirls.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
You wish.
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:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Fuck yourself with a boomstick
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
no
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:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
:(
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:iconsabhira:
Sabhira Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
What's your OS?
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Windows 7.
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:iconsabhira:
Sabhira Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I could walk you through a System Restore if you want to do that.
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:iconcrystalclearly86:
CrystalClearly86 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
You never know what stuff is injected onto your hard drive when you visit porn sites. I hear people always have slow downs afterwards.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
I never go on porn on my laptop anymore. It's hardwr to track me n my porn on an iPhone.
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Heard OR experienced it firsthand :roll:?
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:iconcrystalclearly86:
CrystalClearly86 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Not firsthand, just from what I have heard from others or read. Those sites are notorious for placing malware on your computer.
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
I'm pretty sure EVERYONE knows that by now.
Not to mention gambling and some torrenting websites can have a similar effect.
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:iconbohobella:
bohobella Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
I genuinely thought this was going to end in you finding your mom's weird harry potter porn history or something.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Don't remind me of those times where she's found my furry porn... The poor little old lady. :saddummy:
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Hairy Potter and The Philosopher's bone :lol:
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Delete everything then blame the computer.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
no
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:iconcake-fiend:
cake-fiend Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Are you using Windows? If so, do a system restore. (I have no idea if mac has that feature or not)
[link]

That info is for windows 7 but you can also do it on older versions.
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:iconhappyduckcreator:
HappyDuckCreator Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Dr. Pepper tastes like god damn shit.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Well then your blood won't taste half fucking bad.
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:iconhappyduckcreator:
HappyDuckCreator Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My blood tastes like the rustiest stripper pole in the dirtiest hole of Las Vegas.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Delish.
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
In other words, like Dr.Pepper.
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:iconhappyduckcreator:
HappyDuckCreator Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Exactly.
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:iconjuliabohemian:
Juliabohemian Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Isn't there a way to go in there and check what he did? My sister showed me once and I can't recall how she did it. It's a log of all activity basically.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Probably.
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Sharing computers/laptops.. :nuu:
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Hey man, do you want to give me $500 to fix my old desktop? No?
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
:saddummy: No way.

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:iconaldarune:
Aldarune Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Format it and do a fresh install.
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