As people have said said, change your diet. Eat high fiber foods in the morning such as beans and try some peanuts, peanut butter or other high fiber snacks a lunch. You'll be shitting in the evening in no time as long as you have a bit of exercise early in the day and plenty of water. Keep a bottle of water by your side all day at work and work on getting through it by the time you make your journey home. If all else fails have a SMALL glass of prune juice every evening when you get home. Also, try to get through at least two litters of water a day and cut back on coffee.
Being an opiate addict has thought me many things but beating life threatening constipation is may be my most valued. Also, here's a tip. Never eat fiber if you are taking opiates or are dehydrated to any degree, trust me on that.
ugh I was waiting for the bus today and then I felt DAT feeling in my gut... "FUCK YOU I WAS JUST INSIDE THE SCHOOL AND YOU HAVE TO ACT UP WHILE IM OUTSIDE?!?!" Half an hour later after coming out of the bathroom it felt like there was fire ants stabbing me with flaming mini knives and/or I felt like I ate 1000 ghost peppers
Eventually your bowels should adjust to your new schedule. When I was working at 8am, I used to be able to wake, get ready, shit, and head to work. But then I stopped working and I would have to wake to go poop, wtf. Now it's adjusted to my layabout lifestyle and it worries me a little about what might happen if I get another morning job
I hate it when my body's working up a poop and makes me feel like I'm gonna get sick. I mean like, I get hot like I've been out in the sun, my stomach aches and gurgles, and I run to the bathroom, only to find out I poop and it feels better. This doesn't happen often, but it's frequent enough to be annoying.
It's not terribly frequent for me. Usually it's from if I eat something that upsets my stomach, like spicy food, or if I haven't been regular for some reason. But it always seems to happen when I'm busy doing something.
Why the fuck are you complaining? You get paid to shit. I would shit at work if I could, but my bowels activate with my intake of morning cereal, so I shit just before I brush my teeth, which is a total waste of pecious morning time.
I guess it's healthy to care about your work performance. But it's not like they can fire you because of your unfortunate bowel movements. Have you considered having a can of prunes ready on your desk? After a handful of those I promise there will be nothing left sitting in your rectum.
Sort of shitty car that I'm buying from some family, don't remember what model.. it's got some caved in bit in front of the wheel, but it doesn't affect how it runs so just means I'm getting it cheaper. Better than nothing, by a lot, heh.
I wanted to clean out shit from the old one - gallery, favs, messages, groups, people I watched and all - but I was too goddamn lazy, so just made one for a fresh start. I might still try and clear out the old shit though, dunno.
Sounded like he would let me pay for it over a few months instead of all at once. So that should be pretty nice.