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UGH CATS!!!

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BlackFlameVampire Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Okay, so I have outside cats right?
Well we all know that outside cats like to bring presents to the door and allow you to see them then disembowel them later... Well one of those presents, which happened to be a fairly decent sized, mouse was nearly stepped on... By me... In my bare feet. Now this wouldn't have been a surprise to me had it not been RIGHT AT THE DOOR! >,..,<

Dear cats Buu ad Winston,
Please stop leaving your kills by the door where people can step on them.
Thanks,
Your owner BFV.
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starrypawz Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I was told this story that happened before I was born.
One of the cats in the house went missing for a few days, he came back and he'd dragged back a red legged patridge with him, the concesus was that the cat managed to get into someone avairy.
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BlackFlameVampire Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Oh god!
Bad kitty!
Smart cat, but still naughty. LOL
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starrypawz Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD Yeah, that happened before I was born. The cat we had when I was growing up was never much of a hunter.
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BlackFlameVampire Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
LOL
We've had hunter cats on and off.
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Spudfuzz Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My cat used to hunt small lizards and sit next to them proudly in front of us while we were hanging the laundry. Since she never got the praise she expected she moved on to stealing our donuts. :|
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BlackFlameVampire Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Ha ha ha.
What a crafty kitty. Guess revenge is a dish best served... Donutless.lol
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theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Professional Photographer
At least they weren't still alive...my old cat would bring presents in the house that weren't dead yet, like birds and screaming cicadas.
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BlackFlameVampire Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
They sometimes are alive... That's the part when I take action and try to save them if they are still able to run.
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theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Professional Photographer
Nothing like capturing a pissed off, injured bird in a net and desperately trying to get it out of the house while it tries to fucking kill you...
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BlackFlameVampire Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Bahahahah
That's for sure~
Well, I've had to deal with pissed off snakes. Those are fun.
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