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Babushka-Nipples Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
So I've had some weird dreams lately. But I think this one takes the cake, for now. Just because it was so fucking awkward.

So I went to Russia as part of a school thing. I was in college, medschool. Not sure why I was shoved off to Russia but it was for a few weeks maybe few months? It seemed pretty normal, pretty real.

I mean the culture shock was pretty real. And barely knowing any Russian at all made it pretty damn hard to get around. Well, somehow I had gotten hurt, I had a large gash in my under arm and I had to go to hospital.

So I end up at hospital and I am trying to explain the best of my ability what is going on and they keep speaking Russian at me, not making an effort to try to translate, until someone else comes in and sort of understands what I am saying. I don't know why but I was trying to get them to accept my insurance, which was dumb but it was a dream so lots of things are dumb. I start just bleeding out profusely so I begin to lose my patience and start yelling at them, then suddenly one of the doctors knock me out and I wake up in what appears to be a psychiatric hospital. My arm is okay at this point, and my family was flown in from America to come see me.

I was pretty fucking terrified and wanted to leave because I had no damn idea what the motherfuck was going on or what was going to happen to me. My parents tell me that I should be happy because I got the privilege to go to another countries thousands of miles away, I was infuriated then I wake up.

wat

WELL OKAY THEN

Actual complaint: Me and my friend have a day to clean the entire flat and pack up before we have to scram and ohgord I do not want to do this frhfhnbjb,jfc
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SmarticleParticle Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Once I had a dream that I sexted my cousin. I couldn't get back to sleep because I thought it was real. :stare:
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
:stare:
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KorukiKonaru Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
My dreams have been getting weirder lately. I'm finding it a lot harder to distinguish between dreams and reality, where I think it's real when it's not, or I'm unsure if something happened when it did. I keep visiting places that I recognise in the real world, but they look different, and my mind insists that the fictitious locations are actually real, or I'll visit a place that I don't realise is real until much later on when I go someplace and realise that I recognise it...
Maybe I should see a doctor about this.
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Babushka-Nipples Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
I experiance a lot of the same thing, with memories too.
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KorukiKonaru Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
It's probably nothing to worry about, but on the other hand my paranoia won't let it rest. I wish I could just tell my brain to stop fretting all the time on minor details.
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ArtisticAxis Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Don't stare at the Kremlin star.
It will draw you in.
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Morthax Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
A few nights ago I stole a pony from some British gentleman (I think), rode it around, got drunk, sobered up, felt bad about stealing the pony and rode it back to the man who was furious and talking about beheading me and I woke up just after he declared I can keep my head after all. And all this seemed to take place in the Victorian era. :dummy:
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gkmall Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sounds like a normal dream to me. :P
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Morthax Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It was different from my rather usual horror-themed dreams. :noes:
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FreakyLaurent Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Professional Photographer
Знаете ли вы вырваться из ноги?
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MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
I had a dream where I got bashed from a gladitorial arena into a hot tub with my brother who proceeded to tell me that it was real.
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HappyDuckCreator Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Believe me, if I had a dream like that, I'd be Russian to complaints as well! :iconrimshotplz:
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SmarticleParticle Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I don't get why people enjoy Putin their dreams up on the internet.

AM I CLEVER YET
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Kiwi-Punch Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student Digital Artist
:iconohyouplz:
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HappyDuckCreator Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:bow: I'll be here all week.
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0rg Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Get out of there, Stalker.
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Babushka-Nipples Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
What?
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0rg Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Убирайтесь отсюда сталкер.

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ArtisticAxis Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Damn it, you beat me to it :(
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SilverFangOtaku Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
A night or two ago, I dreamed of what can best be described as a giant German penis balloon.
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:icon0rg:
0rg Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
You mean the Zeppelin?
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SilverFangOtaku Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
No. It was literally shaped like a penis, balls and all.
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Babushka-Nipples Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
omfg
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Smoppet Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
:iconeratsplz:
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Smoppet Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
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Sauti-Alamisi Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I had weirder. When I was younger, I had one of those strange dreams of coming to school naked, and my clothes keep running away from me. Oh damn.
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MisterKhact Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
я тебя вижу.
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WalkingRen Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Maybe this is a dream and that's real life DUN DUN DUUUN...
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PurpleAmharicCoffee Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Well, I constantly dream of being in either Italy or Ethiopia. Last night I had a dream that I was in Addis Ababa and I was supposed to meet up with Bezawit Alemu but I couldn't find her, and then I ended up finding out it was a dream, and then I woke up from that dream (into real life, where the spinning top falls over).
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Jade-Abarai-Kat Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
well at lest you're in russia :dummy:
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Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:pat: It's okay.
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Bumsy Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
I once had a dream I was in some dark and dirty hospital somewhere in Asia waiting to be sterilized. At one point on of the surgeons came to see me and said "Well, you're a foreigner so they might be let out of here." :stare:
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Babushka-Nipples Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
I've had dreams about being in several different countries.
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superpika237 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Dreams are actually hypotheses from the future!
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KittyTheNekoAlien Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
None of my dreams seem very realistic. Some of them take place in real places (despite that they look NOTHING like the actual location, but my dream self never seems to grasp that), but usually it's just really weird shit going on.
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Penhuin Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Next time you'll go to China.
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Juliabohemian Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
In communist Russia, dreams have you.
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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That sounds ironically hilarious. Dreams can be really trippy, just hope that shit never actually happens to you.
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prosaix Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
It's true. It's all real
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Neo-Kaiser Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Russians are hot.
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Stieger Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
ANNA CHAPMAN IS ONE HOT RUSSIAN :eyes:
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