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Creepy John.

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Princess-Rufflebutt Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student General Artist
So, a new transfer student recently came to my high school. He's earned his name as "Creepy John". Why? Well... He's creepy. He wears the same sweater every day. He carries around a brief case. No one knows what's inside. And he carries around a cane.

He doesn't really walk anywhere, he just kind of appears places. For example, I was walking to my locker when he appear seemingly out of thin air and had the following conversation with me:

John: Hey there buddy.

Me: Hey.. do I know you?

John: Me and my dad got in a fight last night.

Me: Oh... How unpleasant.

John: I have a concussion. It hurts really bad.

Me: Ah...I hope your concussion gets better. -darts into the nearest classroom-

Other tales of him consisting of telling others how he got kicked out of school for trying to kill another student. A friend of mine had him as a partner in one of her classes, where he quite honestly tried to convince her that he could transform scorpion DNA into human DNA.

Every once in a while, I'll be putting my books in my locker and he'll stand uncomfortably close to me and ask if I need help, or tell me that I'm pretty.

He writes (occasionally inappropriate)notes to random girls in various classes that he's in.

He once told me about how he killed a squirrel in his garage by skinning it while alive.

Almost everyone is sure that the things he says are most likely lies... but I can't help but wonder why he acts this way. Does he have any mental disorders? Or is Creepy John just simply creepy?
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singagainsoon Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I know a kid like that. His name is also John, but he doesn't have a briefcase or a cane. He does, however, claim he got kicked out of school for attempting to kill another student, torture small animals, and ask out random girls. He tried to stab a friend of mine with a very sharp pencil, just because my friend disagreed with him about something stupid. He also talked to himself about how badly he wanted to ~*get rid*~ of every person in my class.

I don't talk to him, and I am very glad he got held back a year, so I have no chance of being in any classes with him.
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TheStatelyGentleman Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Student General Artist
Creepy John's not really creepy.

He just needs to chill out.
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theGman0 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist
Destroy him.
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zodiacgal Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconimhorrifiedplz:
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
:shrug:
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theCoin-operatedGirl Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Eh, I don't know. I knew a LOT of socially awkward people in high school who would say shit like that because they thought they were being funny. Who had tried saying inappropriate things to a lot of girls for apparently no reason.

I mean, they were creepy in their own ways, but my guess for him is that he's just really socially awkward.
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magnifulouschicken Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well at least he sounds interesting. All the creepy people at my high school were just...creepy. That's all XD.

The most interesting people were in my AP Statistics class for some reason.
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Juliabohemian Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
He's a pathological liar and perhaps more.
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e-c-h Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Professional General Artist
Reminds me of a kid I knew in middle school who wore a business suit every day, carried a suitcase, and in general appeared very formal and reserved. Then, when the teacher wasn't looking, he'd throw chalk, smack someone upside the head with a ruler, or do any number of spontaneous things. No one ever told on him, because we were afraid we'd lose our entertainment.
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deviant-garde Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
What a fucking psychopath. He just walked around looking extra spiffy like he was going to a meeting of CEOs while everybody else dressed normally, and he'd just start hitting motherfuckers and throwing shit when nobody was looking? This kid had something profoundly unsettling wrong with his head.
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e-c-h Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Professional General Artist
perhaps..or maybe he had seen "Men in Black" one too many times, and thought he could identify aliens that way :M
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RiBird Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Maybe he was a fan of Artemis Fowl. Except Artemis never smacked anyone. :shrug:
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e-c-h Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Professional General Artist
haha, true :)
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pillory-hymn Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Give him candy bars.
That way when he does snap, (lets face it, he will) he will spare your life for giving him candy.

Nothing like cavities to make someones day a little better. :iconsonicderpplz:
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MisterKhact Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
A transfer student you say?

Must be from Detroit.
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Sauti-Alamisi Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
He's trolling. :iconsuddenhappinessplz:
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Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Maybe you should be nicer to him.
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Princess-Rufflebutt Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student General Artist
I'm not mean to him to begin with. I just normally don't stick around that long because I don't know him that well and creepy John is well... creepy.
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Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Alright then. :shrug:
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LOVEintheSNOW Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist
Of course you'd attract the weirdos. 
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RandomRobskii Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student Filmographer
Heh briefcase wanker.
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pugfarts Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'd be friends with him :flirty:
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Stieger Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
A LOT OF PEOPLE WEAR THE SAME SWEATER EVERYDAY....
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GoGo-T-W Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013   Traditional Artist
Amen.
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MelodyMoose Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
...You made eye contact, didn't you?
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Jade-Abarai-Kat Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
priness-rufflebutt where have i heard that??
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RockLou Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
What a charming young fellow.
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Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Sounds like someone has a crush on you princess! :la:
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Princess-Rufflebutt Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student General Artist
Me and every other girl in the world. XD
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Penhuin Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I wish my high school was that fun. It was merely four boring years of boring.
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CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Professional
Drama is overrated.
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Penhuin Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well yeah, I just wish something interesting had happened.
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Princess-Rufflebutt Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student General Artist
The characters in my high school are pretty interesting. I won't be sorry to never see any of them again, but they are entertaining.
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Penhuin Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The teachers at my school were the strange ones. They liked to act like students.
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Aldarune Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
It probably lacked penguins.
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Penhuin Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I was the only one :(
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ArtistofFewTalents Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
That must have been lonely.
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Quite. I had to waddle alone.
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Aldarune Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
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LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You know, it's already hard enough to believe anything you say, but now you're trying to tell us that someone thinks you're pretty? :lol: Yeah right!
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
:iconepicclapplz:
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LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:bow:
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psiipilehto Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well thats a bit creepy :D
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He wasn't.... traipsing... was he?
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xRooke Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh god no.
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Hey there, ~Morgin-is-back-again! :la:
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prosaix Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Surely you mean *JessicaDeLuxe :la:
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Of course! :la:
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