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No shampoo!

:iconthe-vibeke:
The-Vibeke Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
OMFG! I just had to shower with no shampoo because we ran out and nobody bought any more . . .

Now my hair is all flat and gross and ugh. No WAY am I going to see my friends looking like this . . . seriously.
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:iconhorrificsensation:
HorrificSensation Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
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:iconhorrificsensation:
HorrificSensation Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
wow boo fucking hoo lol XD
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:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Student Interface Designer
Just use dry shampoo as a last resort.
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:iconleucisticcrow:
LeucisticCrow Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"and nobody bought any more"

Buy your own fucking shampoo you twat.

Besides that, you shouldn't wash your hair daily unless you have major problems with greasy hair. It really damages it.
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:iconhorrificsensation:
HorrificSensation Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
yeah very true.
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:iconthe-vibeke:
The-Vibeke Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
I don't wash it daily.
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:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Student Interface Designer
Ew why not?
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:iconsmarticleparticle:
SmarticleParticle Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Fun fact: The Inca people of South America used to use their piss to wash their hair. Maybe you could try that? I heard it gives a nice silky finish.
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:iconhorrificsensation:
HorrificSensation Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
that was indeed a fun fact :D
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:iconsmarticleparticle:
SmarticleParticle Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
The things you learn from Horrible Histories :giggle:
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:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Student Interface Designer
Lmao that's nasty they probably said "yo Im pissed can I puss on your head? " "sure bro go ahead pissed on my head "
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:iconthe-vibeke:
The-Vibeke Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
Uhm no. They were not advanced like modern times.
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:iconsmarticleparticle:
SmarticleParticle Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
They weren't, but civilisation had to start somewhere. They created 18,000 miles of roads, had a postal system and irrigated their crops with canals. That's quite a lot of technology for a society that didn't have the wheel.

Also they were the first to cultivate the potato, and potatoes are awesome.
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:iconthe-vibeke:
The-Vibeke Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
So?!
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:iconsmarticleparticle:
SmarticleParticle Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
The point. You missed it. :B
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:iconsmarticleparticle:
SmarticleParticle Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Crimp it! :la:
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:iconpatt-ytto:
Patt-Ytto Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
You know, it's kind of funny how the help with life forum is directly above this one, because then so many funny things happen.
For example, i clicked on the name of this thread directly from the forum index and right above it was another thread but from help with life and both together read like

"How can i go on living...?"
"No shampoo!"

damn im high
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:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Student Interface Designer
lmao
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:icondayandevarlo:
DayanDeVarlo Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Bunch of nights ago I accidentally put lube on my head instead of shampoo. Not nice. :|
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:iconblackrosekane89:
Blackrosekane89 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Professional General Artist
One time I put dental glue on my toothbrush instead of toothpaste. That wasn't nice either.....
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:icondayandevarlo:
DayanDeVarlo Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
Evil bathroom magic, I tell ya.
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:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Student Interface Designer
The worst is when you pour a bucket of your brothers lee on your head expecting water
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:iconmerrak:
merrak Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist
Just drive down to the store and get some.
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:iconsmarticleparticle:
SmarticleParticle Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconheplz: I see what you did there.
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:icondebra-marie:
Debra-Marie Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I HATE it when I run out of shampoo, so I always keep a back up when my main source runs out, then I buy a new one asap
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Wear a wig!
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:icontheawesomefaerie:
TheAwesomeFaerie Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013   Traditional Artist
Wear a hat. If they care that much about your hair they're not good friends anyway.
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:iconnonecansee:
nonecansee Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist
Maybe things like these will go better on your journal so less people can troll you.
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Unless you do like flack in the morning, 24/7 then who am I to offer advice.

:twocents:
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:iconfixmeknow:
FixMeKnow Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
She's a troll. No one is this much of an idiot.

Plus their other thread states that they just turned 17 and yet have been a member of dA for 7 years.  :|
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:iconnonecansee:
nonecansee Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist
:noes: I just fed her attention!
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:iconcylir:
Cylir Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
use mashed fetus
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:iconsinisterstick:
SinisterStick Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
...I thought she'd do something like that. Just how weak can this OP get? :no:
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That was my third appearance in a hate journal! :lol: I must be really mean.
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:iconcrystalgoldfinch:
CrystalGoldfinch Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Professional General Artist
:lol:

You're doing well! No she's way too sensitive. That's all, just too sensitive.
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think I was being a decent person. :lol:
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:iconvanibun:
VaniBun Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Good grief. This girl needs a serious attitude adjustment, and to get off the internet :facepalm:
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:iconcrystalgoldfinch:
CrystalGoldfinch Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Professional General Artist
I know, big time. I can't see her giving up. Kind of getting tired of them. Hope they get banned! :no:
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:iconvanibun:
VaniBun Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I hope she gets fed up and rage quits :lol:
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:iconcrystalgoldfinch:
CrystalGoldfinch Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Professional General Artist
I hope so too, though that could be a long way off. But dear knows what might happen. :laughing:
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:iconvanibun:
VaniBun Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha with all the hate she gets from complaints it won't be long 'till she either blocks most of the forum regulars or stops coming here completely.
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:iconwizardofunseen:
WizardOfUnseen Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:stare:
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:iconspudfuzz:
Spudfuzz Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think I only use shampoo like once a week. I just use conditioner, as long you run it through to the scalp it gets clean. :shrug:
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:iconthe-vibeke:
The-Vibeke Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
OK
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:iconthecoin-operatedgirl:
theCoin-operatedGirl Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Just having my hair under clean running water (aka a shower) and maybe running some conditioner through it is what I do most of the time. No shampoo needed and it never leaves my hair greasy.

And blow drying it instead of letting it dry naturally give it an extra bit of volume (but isn't recommended for you to do often since heat is bad for your hair).
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:iconthe-vibeke:
The-Vibeke Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
My hair gets greasy if I don't shampoo.
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:iconcomrademonaco:
comrademonaco Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Complain about something as ridiculous as this again and I'll cut yo bitch ass hair and shove it down that throat of yours!
Well, I'd actually be devastated if I ran out of shampoo myself. I am known for having amazingly soft and silky hair. :la:
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:iconthe-vibeke:
The-Vibeke Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
UHm . . . OK . . .
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:iconcomrademonaco:
comrademonaco Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
There, there. I mean no harm. :meow:
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:iconartificialphantom:
ARTificialphanTOM Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Pull all the hair back and make some cool twisty braid. Never thought you'd be getting hair style advice from an old man, did ya?
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