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being in love is weird

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Shockity Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
So many smart and interesting guys and you look at them and you're like "Whatever" (mostly because they're Oklahomos and have lambchops) or are Marines that are pretty fucking cool and hot but you look at your boyfriend and you're like "nah.". Because he is like amazing and is just as into you as you are him, and even if it doesn't work out it's great while it is.

And that desire to date women or at least have no strings attached sex with one has totally vanished and how did you ever want to have sex with someone else you crazy bitch? That bugged me for a long time but now I don't really care anymore. I mean it's like dating a dude except with a vagina and those aren't unfamiliar territory considering I was born with one...

So many weird feels. Share your weird feels Complaints. Like these make my brain feel funny. I think I puked up too many bananas today.

ARTPOP 2013!111111
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Aret Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Love sucks.

And I say that as a happily married woman.

I may or may not have been happier without it, but I was less complicated and confused and had both more and fewer self esteem problems.

I have a love-hate relationship with love.
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Toadsanime Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This thread made me feel all tingly and funny in my peepee.
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Shockity Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Cute.
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KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Nope.
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Shockity Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
oh my god yes.
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KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Noope.
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
My ex is one of my bestfriends, we've been close friends for about 8 years now. We on and off dated for about 6 years. I hate stupid people and he's the dumbest person I've ever met. He's also a huge liar that I can't trust and is often a jerk. Yet, I can't stop being his friend and I love hanging out with him. :stare:
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Shockity Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Addiction much
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
:shrug:
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deviant-garde Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
That stupid fucking asshole, he must be great to hang with!
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
I don't know, he's really funny when we meet in real life but is mean to me on occasion online and through phone.
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deviant-garde Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
That dichotomy of a great guy piece of shit. Why I'd strangle him then give him the warmest, most intimate hug.
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
precisely.
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MisterKhact Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Love is for the weak.
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:iconshockity:
Shockity Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Hate is for the weak.
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WiggleWaddle Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
TLDR: Have you ever been so love you decided to as when?!?
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:iconshockity:
Shockity Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
I KNOOOW
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Pinkmitten Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Ew, people being vulnerable and puking out their emotions. I DON'T LIKE THIS.
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Shockity Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Emotions are good. B)
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EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
We need video of you and another woman. For science.
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SanguineLaw Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I thought I felt love once, I had a fuzzy feeling in my heart and stomach. Turns out I had roundworms.
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:iconshockity:
Shockity Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
What is dropping from the L on your icon?
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SanguineLaw Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Strawberry jam :la:
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:iconshockity:
Shockity Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
Oh my gosh. Yummy.
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Kinrift Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
RUB MY BOOBIES
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EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
hahahahahahaha! AWESOME!
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Kinrift Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Just wait 'til you see the video. :lol:
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EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
I need a bucket of lube for that
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Corvalian Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Wait, what?
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prosaix Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
:icongagahaaplz:
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MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
My poor boyfriend was so high-strung these past few weeks since we've had finals. :saddummy:

Secret relationships suck balls.
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Shockity Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
Secret?
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MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
As in he and I are the only one wise to it. Most anybody else knows is that he's bi an has a boy. Only he and I know it's me.
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deviant-garde Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Why is it a secret?
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MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Because my parents are hardcore Catholics and I'm no even close to being self-sufficient yet, so I'd rather not piss them off.
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CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Professional
It's a fun feeling, isn't it? :)

... That said, if these guys have lambchops, why don't you just take their lambchops and eat them?
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Shockity Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
Tastes like wool...
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deviant-garde Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
I've been spending the past two and a half months dealing with the ridiculously enduring and strong feelings I got for a friend of mine out of absolutely nowhere. Told her around the beginning of it all and she doesn't feel the same way but fuck man, it is so complicated the shit that's happened so far, especially in my own head.

I've been getting so fucking depressed about it recently. Emotions like these are very weird, but they're just frustrating and draining and worrisome when they aren't matched and you have no idea how to solve them. I didn't feel like this about her years before! WHY NOW?! And why can't it just stop already?
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LOVEintheSNOW Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist
:crying: All of the feels, man.
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deviant-garde Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
THERE ARE MANY :crying:
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LOVEintheSNOW Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist
:iconiknowthatfeelplz: I know, man. I know.
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MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Huggles?
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deviant-garde Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
What I really need are some antipsychotics, cause I'm crazy over you this bitch .

Ladies and gentlemen, that was one of the worst pickup lines in the universe, here to grace your humble forum. It's like seeing Halley's Comet pass through the night sky.
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MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Oh I could think of worse.
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:icondeviant-garde:
deviant-garde Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
I know a friend of mine had a horrendous one and now I can't remember it. All I know is there was nobody safe from either extreme cringing or uproarious laughter.
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EnuoCale Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
>feels

Is that the thing with legs?
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siantjudas Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013   Digital Artist
I think I was in love once...
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RockLou Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My advice to you is this, and heed well these words: Yes.
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:iconshockity:
Shockity Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
fuck you I do what I want
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RockLou Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Your anger will lead you astray, child.
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