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A certain troll on Complaints (and his Youtube channel)

:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student Filmographer
So, I just came from this thread right here [link] and I started wondering, "what kind of walking anus tries that hard to promote his art to the point of spamming Complaints with troll threads?"

Like, i can't even say anything on this sort of behavior; it's already been said. talking about how annoying, arrogant, and pigheaded :iconillastrat: is has already become a dead horse subject.

However, just as I was about to turn off my computer and call it a night, I heard someone call him "Chauncey".

after giggling for a couple minutes, (Chauncey. hehe.) I thought, "you know, not too many dudes out there named Chauncey. Let's see if we can get a quick Google search on him." Sure enough, he was at the top of page 1, and i stumbled upon this guy's Youtube channel.

(here it is, in all of its glory. [link] )

I... wow.

I think i figured out why he's trying so hard to inflate his own self-esteem; he's the kind of guy who needs a laugh track to remind his audience that he's trying to be funny.

Like, i'm not even feeling triumphant right now; i'm starting to legitimately feel bad for the guy. (He can't even find someone to hold his camera for his music video. All my feels)

BONUS COMPLAINT: I'm an awful person, and I'm sure I'll eventually be morally obliged to use my film chops and help him direct/shoot his next music video. :(
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
The video I watched has such horrible quality. :stare:
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Filmographer
spoiler alert; they're all terrible.
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
I can tell, which is why I didn't watch any of the others.
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:iconytcyberpunk:
YTcyberpunk Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
IS that persona "He"....or a "she" or.............what? I mean, his/her/its DA page listed the gender as "other" last time I looked. This is definitely one of those trolls that just makes me go, "are they joking or wacked in the head or...or what?"
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Filmographer
it's a he.

(and he's probably crazy in the coconut.) :iconcoconutheadplz:
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:iconytcyberpunk:
YTcyberpunk Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ah, okay. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

In a way, I gotta appreciate people like him. In a world where trolls and assholes are all too obvious, it sometimes spices things up to have a persona that's just baffling, like him.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Filmographer
:lol:
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:icongreeneyedyoshika:
GreenEyedYoshika Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
HELP ME. LET IT END.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Filmographer
DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT; YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR
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:iconensoul:
ensoul Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Professional General Artist
Oh my God, can someone make a new illastrat account with this please, I am way too lazy: [link]
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Filmographer
:iconnouplz:
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:iconjuliabohemian:
Juliabohemian Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
We need to set him up with that kid who likes turtles.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student Filmographer
:lol:
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:iconjuliabohemian:
Juliabohemian Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
And the Numa Numa guy.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Student Filmographer
hehe xD
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:iconillastrat:
illastrat Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
also...heres a better music video. Check out the channel.

[link]
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student Filmographer
if i had known you were prone to seizures, i would've been a lot more forgiving.

hang in there, sweet prince.
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:iconillastrat:
illastrat Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
spam link....

[link]
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student Filmographer
yeah... not gonna listen to 'em.
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:iconillastrat:
illastrat Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
um...thanks for linking my videos. Do expect me to be a artist, musician AND comedian? I know I am not that funny. I don't see your point. So what? They are mediocre videos of me making beats. Yes! I am a ghetto Carlton Banks! So what? And the reason i don't have anyone holding my camera is because i like to do my videos alone so that i can get into character.
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:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
:lmao: Your icon!
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student Filmographer
whatever helps you sleep at night, kiddo. :icongetsomeplz:
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:iconmapper3:
mapper3 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student Filmographer
:lol:
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:iconticklyroach:
TicklyRoach Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sweet Jesus that is horrible.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student Filmographer
indeed it is.
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:iconsynapticboomstick:
SynapticBoomstick Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No, no thank you. Rather eat worms. :wormnomnom:
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student Filmographer
no worms in nomming reach atm. :(
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:iconsynapticboomstick:
SynapticBoomstick Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:crying: But my nourishment!
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Student Filmographer
:iconkakapoplz: :iconsaysplz: Yo, dawg; lemme get a worm.
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:iconsynapticboomstick:
SynapticBoomstick Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconwormplz:

Well that's lame. :unimpressed:
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Filmographer
ikr?
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:iconsynapticboomstick:
SynapticBoomstick Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconwormplz:
:iconwiggleplz:

It's worse! :stare:
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Student Filmographer
:iconkillitwithfireplz:
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:iconrandomrobskii:
RandomRobskii Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student Filmographer
For a second there, I genuinely thought you were talking about me. :lol:
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student Filmographer
and, you are...?
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:iconrandomrobskii:
RandomRobskii Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Student Filmographer
A semi-regular that dips in and out of here. And you?
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Student Filmographer
same here.

complaints, deviants, and music are where i usually lurk.
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:icondeviant-garde:
deviant-garde Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
"Produced and Performed by Chauncey
The Metrosexual"

Oh my fuck did I lol at the ending credits.


[link] This is one of the worst things I've ever seen on Youtube. It makes me genuinely uncomfortable to see a person try so hard with such unmistakeable confidence yet fail so spectacularly. Like, half the shit he says doesn't even make any sense and none of his jokes are funny.

The laugh track is the only way you can have any idea what he wants you to feel while you watch this and when you just SO MUCH DON'T AGREE WITH THAT FEELING it's fucking uncomfortable. Like, you don't want to laugh at the unfunny segment of nonsensical rambling that he thought was worthy of placing bits of a laugh track over, and you DEFINITELY don't want to cheer and clap for him when he thinks he's made a real sharp, clever statement because you her somebody going "wooh" and it really just makes you embarrassed for him.

I made it much farther than I thought I would but I really just had to give up after a while.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student Filmographer
i too shat bricks laughing at the ending credits. :lol:
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:iconsiantjudas:
siantjudas Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013   Digital Artist
-10 points for using illastrat's actual icon instead of :iconillastratswigplz:
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student Filmographer
+20 points for not noticing that he changed his icon to the wig one.
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:iconsiantjudas:
siantjudas Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013   Digital Artist
Holy shit! So he has. I wonder what that says. His disdain for my work, yet he deems it worthy enough to be his face on here, interesting.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Student Filmographer
indeed.
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:iconwizardofunseen:
WizardOfUnseen Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow, he has become that famous.
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:iconsiantjudas:
siantjudas Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013   Digital Artist
Lol, well he thrives off any attention even negative. This way you can reference him without actually giving him the attention he wants.
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:iconwizardofunseen:
WizardOfUnseen Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:nod:
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:iconjellybean9000:
Jellybean9000 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I believe you mean infamous. :lol:
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:iconwizardofunseen:
WizardOfUnseen Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Maybe
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
You terrible, terrible, person... :icondisappointplz:
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