God Hates Goths.com


BMagnum's avatar
The fact that this ( [link] ) exists.
Dear me... I am not a goth, but even so, this is absolutely silly.
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Dragonflae's avatar
I remember that site :lol: It's a joke, don't worry.

Though I am sort of a goth, fashion-wise. If wearing a load of black constitutes as Gothic.
HtimsNayr's avatar
If zealots can be believed, God hates everyone and everything.

He created the universe solely for the purpose of smiting and hating the things within it.
MeineSehnsucht's avatar
Engelsblau's avatar
LOL God hates everyone.
WizardOfUnseen's avatar
God hates you! God also hates pickles in his sub.
siantjudas's avatar
How do people find places like this?
I mean people are always complaining about disturbing porn, and stupid sites.
You know how many times I find something like that when I'm not trying? Less than 1% of 1% of 1% of the time.
Seriously, you have to go out of your way to find stuff like this.
CeleryPony's avatar
1% is kinda high, don't you think?
siantjudas's avatar
Lol I was being generous.
Cederbom's avatar
1% of 1% of 1% is not 1%.

Try say that three times fast.
Geistjager's avatar
That site is awesome! Almost as good as that Finnish site that proclaimed that Barney the Dinosaur was the work of Satan! I particularly love the fact that nearly all of the bands listed aren't goth bands at all! A great piece of satire against middle American xians!
Reicheru-Ketsueki's avatar
doont goths hate god anyway?
Penhuin's avatar
Soon they'll come up with:

GOD HATES THE INTERNET
GOD HATES CHILDREN
GOD HATES HIS EX WIFE
GOD HATES GOD
SATAN THROWS WILD PARTY IN HELL HOLE
WizardOfUnseen's avatar
Who is God's ex-wife? :O
Spudfuzz's avatar
God already hates pokemon, fairies and Harry Potter so I think internet and the children are taken care of. :<
MisterTurtle's avatar
Dude, the 2000s called, they want their shit back.
0rg's avatar
Last century called, they want their joke template back.
MisterTurtle's avatar
"x called they want their y back" is timeless.
ShutUpSprinkles's avatar
God hates all the people! :iconallthethingsplz:
Spudfuzz's avatar
It's a lot of effort to hate all the people all the time. :iconsadallthethingsplz:
ShutUpSprinkles's avatar
It's okay because he's God and can do whatever he wants I guess.
Neo-Kaiser's avatar
MasterPlanner's avatar
Westboro Baptist Church, :icontheresyourproblemplz:
CrookiNari's avatar
I also thought of the WBC just reading the title.