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God Hates Goths.com

:iconbmagnum:
BMagnum Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
The fact that this ( [link] ) exists.
Dear me... I am not a goth, but even so, this is absolutely silly.
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:icondragonflae:
Dragonflae Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
I remember that site :lol: It's a joke, don't worry.

Though I am sort of a goth, fashion-wise. If wearing a load of black constitutes as Gothic.
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:iconhtimsnayr:
HtimsNayr Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
If zealots can be believed, God hates everyone and everything.

He created the universe solely for the purpose of smiting and hating the things within it.
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:iconmeinesehnsucht:
MeineSehnsucht Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013   Writer
God loves ugly.
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:iconengelsblau:
Engelsblau Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
LOL God hates everyone.
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:iconwizardofunseen:
WizardOfUnseen Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
God hates you! God also hates pickles in his sub.
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:iconsiantjudas:
siantjudas Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013   Digital Artist
How do people find places like this?
I mean people are always complaining about disturbing porn, and stupid sites.
You know how many times I find something like that when I'm not trying? Less than 1% of 1% of 1% of the time.
Seriously, you have to go out of your way to find stuff like this.
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:iconrockygems:
RockyGems Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student General Artist
:iconthisplz:
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:iconcelerypony:
CeleryPony Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
1% is kinda high, don't you think?
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:iconsiantjudas:
siantjudas Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013   Digital Artist
Lol I was being generous.
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:iconcederbom:
Cederbom Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
1% of 1% of 1% is not 1%.

Try say that three times fast.
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:icongeistjager:
Geistjager Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist
That site is awesome! Almost as good as that Finnish site that proclaimed that Barney the Dinosaur was the work of Satan! I particularly love the fact that nearly all of the bands listed aren't goth bands at all! A great piece of satire against middle American xians!
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:iconreicheru-ketsueki:
Reicheru-Ketsueki Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
doont goths hate god anyway?
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Soon they'll come up with:

GOD HATES THE INTERNET
GOD HATES CHILDREN
GOD HATES HIS EX WIFE
GOD HATES GOD
SATAN THROWS WILD PARTY IN HELL HOLE
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:iconwizardofunseen:
WizardOfUnseen Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Who is God's ex-wife? :O
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:iconspudfuzz:
Spudfuzz Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
God already hates pokemon, fairies and Harry Potter so I think internet and the children are taken care of. :<
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
Dude, the 2000s called, they want their shit back.
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:icon0rg:
0rg Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Last century called, they want their joke template back.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
"x called they want their y back" is timeless.
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:icon290pika:
290Pika Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student Filmographer
God hates all the people! :iconallthethingsplz:
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:iconspudfuzz:
Spudfuzz Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's a lot of effort to hate all the people all the time. :iconsadallthethingsplz:
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:icon290pika:
290Pika Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student Filmographer
It's okay because he's God and can do whatever he wants I guess.
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:iconneo-kaiser:
Neo-Kaiser Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
Goths are hot.
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Westboro Baptist Church, :icontheresyourproblemplz:
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:iconkorukikonaru:
KorukiKonaru Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
I also thought of the WBC just reading the title.
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
:iconsadtruthplz: But when it comes to religion and the internet, Poe's Law definitely comes into play.
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:iconpatt-ytto:
Patt-Ytto Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
I swear those motherfuckers are hunting in packs now.
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
:iconrunsiesplz:

Or the site in question could be run by yet another atheist troll, just like the Landover Baptist site.
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:iconkiwi-punch:
Kiwi-Punch Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Hey, asshole! No linking to material that would cause me to lose brain cells! I felt at least two of them committing suicide right now! Fuck you!

But in all seriousness, this is retarded...
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:iconcake-fiend:
cake-fiend Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's a joke, [link].

/thread.
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:icontortellinipen:
TortelliniPen Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
I-I want to believe!
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:iconpigwasher:
Pigwasher Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Goths have evolved into cybergoths.
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:iconfullmetal-animator:
Fullmetal-Animator Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Professional Filmographer
God hates us all. Now listen to Slayer.
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Enjoy this for me [link] :dummy:
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:iconfullmetal-animator:
Fullmetal-Animator Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Professional Filmographer
:iconwtfisthisplz:
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Just some Dir En Grey u.u

Fine, do you prefer Dio Disciples, Ministry, Saxon, In Flames, Machine Head?Seen them all live ;o
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:iconfullmetal-animator:
Fullmetal-Animator Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Professional Filmographer
Machine Head! :la:
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
They kicked ass!!!!!! :iconfatlaplz:
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:iconcodepurpleyedrawings:
CodePurpleyedrawings Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
There isn't even- *sigh* ok...

:iconhornplz: :iconsaysplz: CALLING ALL CHRISTIANS CALLING ALL CHRISTIANS THE GOTHS ARE NOT A THREAT I REPEAT THE GOTHS ARE NOT A THREAT AND HAVE NOT BEEN SINCE 2006 THEY ARE REPENTANT SOME OF THEM ARE EVEN CHRISTIAN AMEN GO JESUS
"There, that should do the trick, aw dammit Westboro Fags, you again?"

"HAHA! FOILED YOU AGAIN HA HA!"
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:iconjackmolotov3:
JackMolotov3 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
wow thats old, and most likely a troll. An old troll.

There was another similar site, that had lists of "goth" bands, which included most grunge, alt, and mainstream rock bands of the day. I could not tell if this or that was a troll or not.

Under bands it had

"Rammstien - They sing in German, the language of hitler"
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:iconqrob:
QRob Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Couldn't agree more.
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:iconkatara-alchemist:
Katara-Alchemist Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student General Artist
Try Christwire.com. They're tons of fun.
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:iconartisticaxis:
ArtisticAxis Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
Goths?

what the fuck is this, 2006
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:iconbobbelebien:
Bobbelebien Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Gotta love how they call themselves peaceful
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:icondj0hybrid:
DJ0Hybrid Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh yeah, I forgot that goths even existed.

Either way, it is probably just a fake site.
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:iconwitwitch:
witwitch Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student Writer
Some highlights:

"Goths are the lowest form of human trash that has ever crawled upon this good clean earth. 'Garbage people' I call them . . . Freaks who worship the Devil, who take drugs and molest children, who have pre-marrital sex . . . and abuse handicapped kids"

"I rate them as detestable as those worthless cerebal palsy retarded creatures they plant at the entrance to Walmart, to welcome shoppers."

"Goths in my opinion are more dangerous to Children than pedophiles"

[link]

Also:

"NEW 'GOD HATES WOMEN' SECTION UNDER CONSTRUCTION ..."

[link]


I don't know if this site is real or a troll.
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have an odd suspicion that GOD HATES WOMEN is indeed... Written by a woman.
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:iconwitwitch:
witwitch Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student Writer
Why's that?
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Trolling.
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:iconwitwitch:
witwitch Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student Writer
Ahh.
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:iconblackrosekane89:
Blackrosekane89 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Professional General Artist
Could be wanna be of God Hates Fags. God hates fags is a site from Westboro Baptist Church. They actually praised God for the Sandy Hook shooting for God clearing out the filth. They also harrased the funerals of military and 9/11 victims. I'm a Christian, but these people just disgust me.
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