Im just bitchin bout minor ish


Alexis-OMA's avatar
Now before i start bitch n
lemme jus say i pride myself on being a gentleman
Like legit legit
moving on
This bitch come to me quesioning me about the little sentences i put up on FB.
Assuming I was disrespecting her.She came to me with it after we had been hangin
and ish for like 6 hours already, why'd it take so long to bring up a minor issue.

it bothers me she let the shyt manifest in her head that long, with what if questions
and so forth, when it didn't have to be as serious as it had got.

In question my fellow deviants, if I don't personally know you, if I were to write a
status, as an example


"2013 is going to be great year"
is there a way to read this and feel like im disrespecting you?

its not the actual status, but might as well be, as small and simple as it was.

Just sick of people making assumptions out of their own insecurities, and not speaking
about the matter straight up like adults do.

if im wrong tell me, I like to hear different takes on everthing, its when the BS comes
up that i get frustrated.

oh and

AUAAAAAAAUUUGGGGGHHHHH.
that is all
(now playing BOB outta my mind)
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KittyMrowMrow's avatar
vi0letdreamer's avatar
You've just successfully raped and pillaged the English language.
WizardOfUnseen's avatar
First, you are no gentleman. No gentleman calls a woman a bitch. Also, your English is atrocious. You make me feel like Shakespeare. How old are you kid?
prosaix's avatar
Oh another troll.
Juliabohemian's avatar
Any guy who refers to a woman as a bitch needs to go a couple rounds with a strap-on. I’m just saying.
NudeDoctor's avatar
Referring to a woman as a "bitch" is something that a gentleman would never do.

And I don't know what you just did to the English language, but that is also what gentlemen don't do.
sbkMulletMan's avatar
Well, this is the worst goddamn poetry I've ever read.

Go back to Vogsphere, you damn, dirty bureaucrat!
RockLou's avatar
In a non-gay bromancin' kind of way, of course.
RockLou's avatar
deviant-garde's avatar
yo im boutta cook yo ass up u write ugly as shit boy
Aapis's avatar
I hate what you've done to the English language.
MurphysDinnerParty's avatar
Calling a woman a bitch is not being a gentleman and I feel like you left something out of "harmless little sentences" that just happen to offend people.

It's not about being PC or anything. The truth is real gentlemen don't call women bitches because they have what seems to be a small disagreement with them. If you want to call a woman a bitch over something stupid, that's fine, but don't claim to be a gentleman at the same time.
Alexis-OMA's avatar
srry i definately wrote that wrong
I didnt call her one, on the status
i meant to just call her one in this forum. that one time. lol thats why i addressed being a gentleman
although i do understand what you mean.
i had to say it jus one time. everyone gets at least one
Toxicotic's avatar
But that's still not gentlemanly. You're just doing it behind her back.
MurphysDinnerParty's avatar
What was it that she got so offended over?
Lovely-Words's avatar
You still called her one. Whether you said it to her face or not is irrelevant.
TicklyRoach's avatar
Would be a lot easier for us to judge if you'd post what you actually wrote.
Alexis-OMA's avatar
i would but, it really wouldn't make any sense to anyone, like literally you'd start scratching your head
LegendarySuperman's avatar
You must have a problem with your enter button :B