What the hell, life.

~AemBoe Jan 12, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

In short: I've been on birth control for a very long time, never missed a pill, and always used alternative forms of protection. Yet I've somehow become impregnated with a strange little squishy, pukey, poopy, crying, money, energy, and time-consuming baby.

My main complaint being that I'm not as terrified as I should be. What the fuck, brain, snap into reality. Seriously.

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Devious Comments

~midnalovez Jan 17, 2013

This is why you must always use condoms because the pill can be ineffective at times. Also, since I'm not exactly an adult yet (17) I'm on a low dosage so that could be another problem.
But yes. 3 methods; pill, wrapping and pulling out. The classic complaint "oh the condom broke" is unbelievable because you know how hard it is for those things to break!?
I had put it over my foot before it broke. Unless you have a huge dick (or have like 2+ hours of sex) its not gonna break.
But I hope you'll be fine...

~BootyPatrol Jan 16, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Do you know if it's a boy or girl yet?

~AemBoe Jan 20, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

No.

We want a girl, though.

~EnuoCale Jan 16, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

Step #2 is to never tell random people on the internet about things like this. I could probably count on one hand the amount of positive comments which are here.

~LudwigvanKickass3 Jan 16, 2013 Professional Traditional Artist

You make it sound like that's a bad thing.

~AemBoe Jan 17, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

I don't really think there's a right or wrong way to approach this.

~LudwigvanKickass3 Jan 18, 2013 Professional Traditional Artist

Indeed.

*Kiwi-Punch Jan 14, 2013 Student Digital Artist

If you cannot afford to have the child, either abort it or let another desperate couple who wants to have a child have it. Personally, the latter may be a better decision, or at least in my eyes, but it's your body; I can't tell you what to do with it.