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ChesneyKeegan Jan 11, 2013
My mustache is itching me too much nowadays. I think it could be an allergy. I lie awake imagining the micro organisms relaxing in it. :(
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:iconjuliabohemian:
Juliabohemian Jan 11, 2013  Professional Photographer
If they were relaxing, you wouldn’t be itching. They’re having an orgy.
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:iconrellik1138:
rellik1138 Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You have larger problems than an Itchy mustache
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:iconchesneykeegan:
ChesneyKeegan Jan 11, 2013
What do you mean?
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:iconrellik1138:
rellik1138 Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I mean you have hemorrhoids on your shoulder
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:iconskyfire2008:
SkyFire2008 Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What do you mean?
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:iconm-j-gagne:
M-J-Gagne Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You could try shaving it.
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ChesneyKeegan Jan 11, 2013
But what about the organisms? Suppose they don't like it?
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:iconm-j-gagne:
M-J-Gagne Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
First of all, they could be imaginary since you said you imagine them there. Second, if they are truly mustache organisms, - mustachenisms so to speak - then they should die once you shave it off.

Note: I am not a medical professional of the dermatological or any other type. I am not responsible for any increase in mustachenisms that may result from this non-prescribed treatment.
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:iconhtblack:
Not because it's facial hair you can't shampoo it a bit when you shower.
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