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ChesneyKeegan Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
My mustache is itching me too much nowadays. I think it could be an allergy. I lie awake imagining the micro organisms relaxing in it. :(
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:iconjuliabohemian:
Juliabohemian Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Professional Photographer
If they were relaxing, you wouldn’t be itching. They’re having an orgy.
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
Okay.
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:iconrellik1138:
rellik1138 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You have larger problems than an Itchy mustache
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:iconchesneykeegan:
ChesneyKeegan Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
What do you mean?
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:iconrellik1138:
rellik1138 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I mean you have hemorrhoids on your shoulder
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SkyFire2008 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What do you mean?
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M-J-Gagne Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You could try shaving it.
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:iconchesneykeegan:
ChesneyKeegan Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
But what about the organisms? Suppose they don't like it?
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M-J-Gagne Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
First of all, they could be imaginary since you said you imagine them there. Second, if they are truly mustache organisms, - mustachenisms so to speak - then they should die once you shave it off.

Note: I am not a medical professional of the dermatological or any other type. I am not responsible for any increase in mustachenisms that may result from this non-prescribed treatment.
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HtBlack Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
Not because it's facial hair you can't shampoo it a bit when you shower.
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