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Weaboos, Cats & Birds

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Falconicide Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Today when I was walking back to the holiday rental apartment we rented for the holidays, and well it was about 6pm and I'd basically drunken a shit-ton of milkshakes and gone to the beach, so I was pretty much dead on my feet as I trudged home. That is until I took a shortcut turn that cut through the park and saw this weabooish looking girl outside her house with her cat. She was your typical weaboo; cat ears, broken japanese the usual. But the issue came when I walked past her front lawn and saw a bird that she was sitting in front of and poking while holding her cat by the collar. Pretty much taunting and traumatising the bird.

But here's the clincher. Yesterday there had been some nasty winds, and the park has been known to have particularly tall and sometimes hazardous trees. So when I looked at the bird, sitting their with it's eyes closed and feathers all ruffled along it's face and chest, I pretty much guessed it had flown into weeb-girl's house and hurt itself. So out of my usual instinct to immediately help it I hopped over the front yard gate and walked over to bend down and check it to make sure it hadn't broken anything or hurt itself more than simple stunning. But to my amazement, weaboo girl hissed at me and let her cat go, cheering it on as it went straight for the bird.

Now knowing that birds, generally when stunned by slamming into brick walls at 40 km/ph don't do anything but sit around until they regain their senses I did the first thing that came to mind, and without thinking did a football slide towards the bird. Which resulted in me getting to the bird before weeb-girl's cat. At this point, I'm sitting on the ground with the bird hidden safely in the folds of my hoodie while I keep one eye on her cat. Then, I'm not kidding here. Weeb girl throws herself on the ground and starts having a tantrum about how I'm a baka because I wouldn't let her cat kill it.

As you can imagine at that point I'm pretty riled, so the first thing I do is stand up and simply push her cat over as I get up, as to prevent it from getting into my hoodie. Before entering into one of the worst scoldings I've given out since my sister tore out every page of my books (over 100+) So in the end I pretty much take off sprinting with a blind bird in my jacket, with weeb girl chasing me all the way to my front door. (Which is now securely locked, while I cradle a bird and a cricket-bat.

Tl;Dr: Weaboo treating injured animal inhumanely. Doc-Falcon to the rescue. (gotta love work experience in the vet clinic)

Tl;Dr2: The bird is fairly okay, but it appears to blind in one eye and I'm pretty sure it's got a minor break in it's left wing, which I've now fixed up. Hopefully it'll be up and flying soon, and I'll be bashing people's heads in with a cricket bat.
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cinderclaw80 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
woah, if there was a weeabo like that, she would move away or get a restraining order from me, cause i would hurt her badly, BADLY if i saw that happen
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AntarcticRainbow Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013   Traditional Artist
Weaboos scare me. Soooo much. I would have done the same thing. Except possibly scolded her about how she was racist and insulting to Japanese culture.
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bleedlings Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think she has a problem with hatoful boyfriend.

But really, I can't believe how insane that girl sounds.
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RuTea Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist
Good grief that's... definitely worse than any of the weeaboos I've encountered. :stare: But then the fact that she got upset with you for saving the bird instead of just dropping it, and chased you nonetheless? Wow.
People like her are one of many reasons I'm not exactly proud to be an anime fan.

Poor little bird, though! I don't know much about birds, but I hope he recovers enough to manage. :<
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Spudfuzz Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
As an owner of two crazy head banging budgies I applaud your actions. That psycho bitch needs a kick in the teeth, or perhaps string her up to a tree and taunt her while some wild cats toy with her. >_>
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Naomi-Kyun Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
The sad thing is that some people use weeaboo as an insult. Smh...
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MenagerieCat Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Weeaboo is an insult.
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:iconnaomi-kyun:
Naomi-Kyun Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
A really bad one. Though fans call themselves a weeaboo. That has gone to the crazy side.
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MenagerieCat Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
They're the reason I avoid the Japan sections of stores @____@ that and I've read some horror stories about them at Cons :stare:
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Naomi-Kyun Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Yup @u@
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Slave2Karma Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
You are a wonderful person.
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RandomRobskii Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Filmographer
:iconclappingplz:

Acts like these restore a little faith in humanity after it just got beaten down.
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TortelliniPen Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
I don't know whether to feel disgusted at that girl for her animal cruelty, or proud of humanity that there are people like you who won't stand up for that shit.

As one poster pointed out, birds die in the wild all the time. However, nothing deserves to be toyed with like that. Also, cats like to toy with their prey before actually killing it, so it wouldn't have been over pretty. I still love cats, though
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Adder-SnakeBite Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That's.... for the lack of a better word, disgusting. You did the right thing in rescuing that helpless little bird, no animal should be left to suffer that kind of cruel treatment. I feel kinda sorry for that monster's cat as well..........
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rocketslugrockscp Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
And I thought I was a weeaboo.

Well, I don't really watch a lot of anime. I am a sucker for Sailor Moon, however.
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KittyMrowMrow Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I can't help but ask, who's your favorite senshi?
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rocketslugrockscp Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
?
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:iconkittymrowmrow:
KittyMrowMrow Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Y'know, sailor scout/soldier?
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rocketslugrockscp Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh. Duh.

Probably Sailor Jupiter.
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KittyMrowMrow Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Student Digital Artist
My favorite is Sailor Saturn. :meow:
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rocketslugrockscp Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice.
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Voaz-Kzrhovb Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
She and others like her make me mortified to be an anime fan. I am sick and tired of IDIOTS like her making people like me look like retarded uneducated psychotic freaks.

they fuck up online, they fuck up in real life, thay ruin other peoples social lives without even speaking to them, they torture animals now, they make everything and anything associated with them look forbidden and i'm going to virtually punch the next whiny little bitch face weaboo asshole I see.

Who the fuck tortures a dying bird is my next fucking question? are these people THAT fucking stupid? And holding a cat by the collar is torture in itself! sadistic mentally challenged fuckwit.

Thank you for saving that bird, and don't let fuckwit shitheads like her tarnish the entire anime 'race' I promise you that SOME of us don't take pleasure in the cruelty to animals
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dadona777 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
I am repulsed
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Sliv-Pie Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
Wow, what a horrible yet amazing story!
Excellent, excellent work on your part! I hope the bird is ok!
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SewLolita Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013   General Artist
oh, wow... mad props for the rescue.... you call cops on psycho girl yet?
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CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
If this story is at all true, your bird friend is doomed. Birds with broken wings typically don't ever fly again. Even if they've got trained wildlife personnel helping them out.
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placeusernamehere Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
Erg. You know, I'm not much of a bird fan (unless they're on my dinner plate), but seriously? And then following you to your house just because you were helping a bird? Wow. I wonder what her motivation was on that.
What kind of bird was it?
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:iconfalconicide:
Falconicide Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Just a common australian bird, a noisy minor to be exact. But truefully I think she was planning on FEEDING IT to her cat while it was still alive.
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placeusernamehere Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
Dafuq?! Catfood's a dollar a can at the store, lady. Dry food is seven dollars for a ten pound bag. Your cat does NOT need live birds. (And, by the way you were describing it, the cat doesn't even know how to hunt. It wouldn't have been a quick kill.)
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BI0TERR0R Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I doubt that any of this actually happened.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Student Filmographer
hello. bird owner here. (9 month old cockatiel)

thanks for saving the bird. :)
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Koyukuk Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Aww, the poor sweetie :< But jeez, even I'm not that sadistic.
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
..I never saw the point in rescuing a random bird. I mean, why would you even care? Unless if you're a tree hugger.

Yes, she is an awful person but honestly, they die in the wild anyway.
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Ji-Shu-Hui Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
I think it was the fact that the weeby girl was toying with the bird. They die in the wild naturally but this girl was torturing the poor thing just for fun.
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
That's why I said she was a horrible person.
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MurphysDinnerParty Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
What's the Japanese word for blister infested cunt?
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TortelliniPen Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Well, if she's also a weeaboo then you could go with fujoshi, which means "rotten girl" and is basically used as an epithet for obsessive female otaku.
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Kiwi-Punch Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Student Digital Artist
This may not be accurate (when has translate ever been right), but here's what I have for you: Mame Kansen On'na. Though, why the word for "woman" is used for "cunt" sickens me slightly...What, so every time I say something about a woman, I'm secretly calling her a cunt? Japanese is hard...
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Student Filmographer
Desu.
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:iconkiwi-punch:
Kiwi-Punch Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Student Digital Artist
You forgot the "kawaii neko desu desu baka desu".
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Penhuin Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
How old was this girl?
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What kind of bird is it?
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cake-fiend Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's hard for me to believe these meta-weebs that everyone writes about actually exist. Why haven't I encountered them?
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Spudfuzz Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I saw one once at a retail store called Big W. She was holding up the entire fucking line up for 10 minutes at the register because she kept gushing over One Direction in a magazine on the stand next to her. Although I don't really think it was your regular weaboo. Close enough though... right?
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Juliabohemian Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
I hadn’t either until recently I ran into a group of 14 year old girls in the grocery store who were apparently at a slumber party. They were all dressed as Naruto. All of them. And not that it matters. But most of them were fat.
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cake-fiend Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well I've seen a few weebs like that, but I've never encountered weebs that are really aggressive about their Japanese crap, harass Asian people, and shout "BAKA" all the time. There have been several stories on complaints about this sort of feral weeaboo.
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VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Student Filmographer
i knew some at my old high school.

unfortunately, they hijacked the writing club, turning it into their own Twilight/weaboo fanfic circle-jerk. By week 3, all the original members had gone, leaving the fatties in Hot Topic clothing victorious.
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cake-fiend Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:noes:
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VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Student Filmographer
'twas truly painful to see the one writing club populated by pimply cunts who get moist at the idea of a creepy vampire faggot getting his sparkles all over their distended corpse-like bodies, and who's idea of fun is writing all about how Edward's testicles sparkled in the sunlight as they descended and landed onto their OC's face.
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cake-fiend Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:stare:
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