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My legs are fucking killin' me

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angelishi Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I FELL OFF MY BIKE THE OTHER DAY.
It was awesome.

I got up immediately and was all "oh this ain't nuthin', I'm badass" - started riding again and stopped when I realized there was blood running down from my right knee :dummy:
The next day I couldn't lift anything because the muscles on my right side were all achey and pussified :la:

Needless to say, the wound is now infected and my knee joint is still swollen! I also, still, have a bruise on my thigh... this all might be because, other than pouring some alcohol on it every now and then, I didn't really do anything. Apparently, I'm supposed to.

Now... my left leg hurts because my kitten is either too young to properly jump on my lap when I'm sitting, or because he sucks at calculating those jumps due to the fact that he only has one eye.
What I get is a kitten jumping, grabbing onto my thigh with very sharp needle claws, clinging there for a few seconds then getting off... to do it again in a few minutes. My thigh looks as if a miniature jack the ripper thought I had a uterus somewhere in there. :crying:

Good news!
Just as I was writing this, my kitten was able to get onto my lap.
Then he got off to drink some water. Then he tried and failed two times.
Now he got it again!

I'm in pain, I have scratches everywhere.
KITTENS ARE AWESOME
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fantasylover103 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, and there's this medicine, hydrogen peroxide or something like that? Pour it on your wound, and it kills all the germs in a nice way.
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fantasylover103 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
"Oh, this ain't nuthin', I'm badass."


XD That was hilarious!!!

Try extra ice, badass lord. XD
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JStar19000 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
...I appreciate your attitude...
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AJK12 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013
It happens to all bad ass people!
Endure it and prove your badassery
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dutchsteammachine Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
doesnt matter, your still BADASSSS
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JellyMonstah Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
wow o.O now both your legs must really hurt, huh? O.O get well soon though :)) best wishes to you, your cat, and your legs~ lol
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saints-fan-12 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This why i say cats are evil, hope your leg feels better though.
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flytermo Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Wish I could still fave' journals. Best of the year
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Apricots-from-Nara Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Student General Artist
I kinda wish my cat was a lap kitty. But she wasn't handled very much because the woman who sold her to us didn't tell us she had ring worm. So we couldn't hold or touch her in those critical few weeks.

I still got ringworm though. Sweat pants in a hot May is not fun.
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MisterKhact Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013
ma legs r killin me

oh mai mark
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