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My legs are fucking killin' me

:iconangelishi:
angelishi Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I FELL OFF MY BIKE THE OTHER DAY.
It was awesome.

I got up immediately and was all "oh this ain't nuthin', I'm badass" - started riding again and stopped when I realized there was blood running down from my right knee :dummy:
The next day I couldn't lift anything because the muscles on my right side were all achey and pussified :la:

Needless to say, the wound is now infected and my knee joint is still swollen! I also, still, have a bruise on my thigh... this all might be because, other than pouring some alcohol on it every now and then, I didn't really do anything. Apparently, I'm supposed to.

Now... my left leg hurts because my kitten is either too young to properly jump on my lap when I'm sitting, or because he sucks at calculating those jumps due to the fact that he only has one eye.
What I get is a kitten jumping, grabbing onto my thigh with very sharp needle claws, clinging there for a few seconds then getting off... to do it again in a few minutes. My thigh looks as if a miniature jack the ripper thought I had a uterus somewhere in there. :crying:

Good news!
Just as I was writing this, my kitten was able to get onto my lap.
Then he got off to drink some water. Then he tried and failed two times.
Now he got it again!

I'm in pain, I have scratches everywhere.
KITTENS ARE AWESOME
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:iconfantasylover103:
fantasylover103 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, and there's this medicine, hydrogen peroxide or something like that? Pour it on your wound, and it kills all the germs in a nice way.
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:iconfantasylover103:
fantasylover103 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
"Oh, this ain't nuthin', I'm badass."


XD That was hilarious!!!

Try extra ice, badass lord. XD
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:iconjstar19000:
JStar19000 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
...I appreciate your attitude...
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:iconajk12:
AJK12 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013
It happens to all bad ass people!
Endure it and prove your badassery
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:icondutchsteammachine:
dutchsteammachine Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
doesnt matter, your still BADASSSS
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:iconjellymonstah:
JellyMonstah Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
wow o.O now both your legs must really hurt, huh? O.O get well soon though :)) best wishes to you, your cat, and your legs~ lol
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:iconsaints-fan-12:
saints-fan-12 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This why i say cats are evil, hope your leg feels better though.
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:iconflytermo:
flytermo Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Wish I could still fave' journals. Best of the year
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:iconapricots-from-nara:
Apricots-from-Nara Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Student General Artist
I kinda wish my cat was a lap kitty. But she wasn't handled very much because the woman who sold her to us didn't tell us she had ring worm. So we couldn't hold or touch her in those critical few weeks.

I still got ringworm though. Sweat pants in a hot May is not fun.
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:iconmisterkhact:
MisterKhact Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013
ma legs r killin me

oh mai mark
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:iconweludixon:
WeluDixon Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013   General Artist
I've hurt myself like that without realizing before. Slipped on ice and crashed on to my knee but my tights didn't rip and I was kinda drunk so I figured if the tights didn't rip, I must not have got a cut or anything. When I got home later my tights were stuck to my leg and into this big deep cut I didn't notice. :noes: Next day it hurt like hell to put weight on that leg. I concluded they were some badass tights to not get damaged and the blood washed out so they're still good.

Hope your leg gets better and your kitty gets better at jumping.
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Make your kitten a little eyepatch. Right. Now.
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Professional
You were riding a bike.

There's your problem.
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:iconsilverfangotaku:
SilverFangOtaku Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013
A one-eyed kitten? Was it born that way or something?
Anyways, good luck with you knee! :la:
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:iconcrimsonmagpie:
CrimsonMagpie Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Silly beaver, you're meant to drink the alcohol, not put it on your wounds. 
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:iconkorukikonaru:
KorukiKonaru Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013
Reminds me of one time I was riding my own bike around the lake in the city. I rolled over some roots and lost my balance. It stung like hell, but I didn't realise how bad it was until later I inspected the wounds and both my knees were bloody almost to the point of being black and there was gross yellow stuff on them. I have no idea how I managed to keep riding after that.
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Sabhira Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Ouch! Hope that leg heals up soon. It sounds super painful!

Here, have a kitty belly. Those always make me feel better.


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:iconwigglewaddle:
WiggleWaddle Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
I fucked up my foot by angrily kicking my toilet, I feel your pain. I barely got hurt, and I forgot about it a few days later, but I'm with ya' brother.
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:icondigitalphenomena:
DigitalPhenomena Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
Obviously you need to have your leg amputated. On the bright side, this means that you can acquire a peg leg which is all the rage with the kids these days.
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:iconcake-fiend:
cake-fiend Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
pouring some alcohol on it every now and then

That probably did more harm than good. Don't use alcohol on open wounds, especially not repeatedly.
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:iconangelishi:
angelishi Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I do it on its surroundings, dude my knee basically had unprotected sex with an STD filled pavement.
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:iconcake-fiend:
cake-fiend Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah, ok.
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:iconxxarishaxpxx:
xxarishaxpxx Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Animals tend to know when their human is hurt or not feeling well. :la:
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:iconcrimsonmagpie:
CrimsonMagpie Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
And cats respond by making the hurt area even more hurt. :la:
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:iconxxarishaxpxx:
xxarishaxpxx Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Not mine! I have them very well trained.
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:iconsinisterstick:
SinisterStick Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
See, I told ya, man! I TOLD you about those hills!

And this is a reason why I don't have a cat. :no:
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:iconamy-the-artisan:
Amy-the-Artisan Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Student Artisan Crafter
When my cat was a kitten, she used to climb up my leg and it hurt like hell.


Anyway, hope your knee gets better ;;
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:icongreeneyedyoshika:
GreenEyedYoshika Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My brother's cat is weird. I'll pet him, he'll bite me and then lick where he bit.
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:iconmatthewmatters:
MatthewMatters Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Professional General Artist
That's pretty much normal.
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:icongreeneyedyoshika:
GreenEyedYoshika Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Is it? I know nothing about cats.
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:iconmatthewmatters:
MatthewMatters Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Professional General Artist
Yeah. It's like "aw mah gawd I'm going crazy of love" followed by a sorry.
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:iconbonnieknox:
BonnieKnox Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Kitties!!

My 16 year old furry boy has gone almost blind after a kidney failure that almost kills him. He has learned the house again, but every time he tries to jump on my lap misses and of course scratches me. ugh.
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:iconangelishi:
angelishi Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Aww, poor boy :c. Pet him for me, :la:
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:iconbonnieknox:
BonnieKnox Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks!. He is spoiled though, I can not help it, he is too cute :woohoo:
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:iconmizamy:
MizAmy Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Take the Kitten and Rub it on your Leg, the cuteness magic will Heal you twice as Fast :D


Epic Crash though <3
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:iconangelishi:
angelishi Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Actually, I read something about a cat's purr being able to speed up certain healing processes. It's apparently why they purr when hurt, other that soothing them, it helps them recover.






They're fucking aliens.
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:iconunleashed-fear:
Unleashed-Fear Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
...
If only I knew that 2 years ago when I broke my arm.
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This is true, through the magic of soundwaves. :dummy:
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:iconbakaohki:
BakaOhki Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
You have an empty photography folder. Let's see a picture of the kitten in it!
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Aww Kitty
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:iconrachburns:
RachBurns Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You've reminded me about this. I had a kitten who's life meaning was to get on top of the television. He busted his little chin who knows how many times for who knows how many weeks. Then when he finally got up there, he was the proudest little furball in the world! :giggle:

Hope that you've not somehow sprained your knee or anything worse than it feeling abused.
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:iconangelishi:
angelishi Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Aw! :lol: Was the TV super high or something?


If it still hurts after a few more days I'll consider getting it checked by a doctor.
I recieved most of the fall on my knee so it makes sense for it to be this painful. :giggle:
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:iconrachburns:
RachBurns Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It was. He'd bust his little chin and then he'd go try again once he was sure we'd forgotten. When he finally made it to the top, he took the longest bath too. :giggle:

Coming from someone who doesn't know how the doctor's bills are where you're from, here's hoping that your knee eases up some.
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:iconangelishi:
angelishi Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My room has plenty of high places, here's hoping he won't bust his one good eye trying to reach them. :stare:

I built him a little platform thingy with some spare wood, it's not super high but I put his food there to make sure he jumps a lot. :la:

Thank you. :hug:
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:iconrachburns:
RachBurns Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ooh, I bet he loves the platform! I'm trying to figure out a way so that mine can get into a window when he sees fit. For some reason he doesn't like the living room windows where he could sun when the weather's good. He wants to be where everyone else is, I suppose.
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:iconklaxonlithology:
KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Wear stockings made of velcro so the kitten can get up more easily.
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:iconlegendarysuperman:
LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:icondurrhurrplz: Were you wearin' yer speshul shiny helmet?
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:iconangelishi:
angelishi Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Helmets are for pussies.




I should get one for my kitten.
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:iconlegendarysuperman:
LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You should wear one too. A nice shiny one. So when people see you coming, they'll know you're special.
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:iconangelishi:
angelishi Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Stop trying to sell me your stuff. :no:
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