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You're not a witch. You're not psychic. Shut up.

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vi0letdreamer Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Student Photographer
Stop saying you’re a witch and a psychic! Just because you use tarot cards, doesn’t mean you’re psychic. You’re not even using them right. You can’t use the karma deck to predict things like “omg does this boy like me??” The classic deck would be used for that, though you really shouldn’t rely on a deck of cards to tell if a boy likes you. And another thing, stop asking everyone to join your “witch circle.” I’m not even sure if that’s a real thing.
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:iconnark0tica:
Nark0tica Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Here here!
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:iconjackmolotov3:
JackMolotov3 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
"“omg does this boy like me??” The classic deck would be used for that"
money, sex, and power are 90% of what people traditionally, of all ages have used this shit since its creation.

As much as I agree its a bullshit religeon. I'll go on record say its far LESS of a bullshit religion than most others, to include Christanity, Judaism, Islam, and Scientology

If nothing more, there is no one out trying to trick/coerce me into joining, to take me money, to force me into mental servitude, kill people, or attack their enemies.

Wiccans don't spend zillions on PR to go after their critics. They also don't have a political proccess to censor non and anti wiccan literature/art. They also don't through other people's lives with a fine comb to find people who aren't wiccan enough.

All of which makes it fairly easy to ignore.

Its practitioners are also far less annoying, and far less dangerous than mainstream religions above. So I tend to tolerate paganism a lot more than said faiths.
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:icondragonflae:
Dragonflae Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
While Wicca is simply a branch of Paganism, I see your point :lol: Very eloquent way to put things.
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:iconjackmolotov3:
JackMolotov3 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
being almost thirty, I am sick of the "maturity" argument as well.

Its a lie.

I believed people attained some sense of reasonability when you got to be around 30.

I was lied to. mental and emotional maturity is a lie.
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LOVEintheSNOW Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist
I used to try so hard to be psychic when I was, like, 12. :no: Convinced that I could learn telekinesis or some shit.
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
Let's be fair, learning psychokinesis would be bloody awesome, if it was actually possible. :lol:
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:iconloveinthesnow:
LOVEintheSNOW Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist
:lol: RIGHT? I want to read minds and tell the future, and I want to set things on fire with my mind.
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
I don't want to tell the future because the idea of predestination is an annoying one, but setting things on fire would be awesome. :lol:
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:iconloveinthesnow:
LOVEintheSNOW Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist
:iconpyrodanceplz:
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
And to move things with your mind. I could do stuff without even moving! :lol:
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:iconloveinthesnow:
LOVEintheSNOW Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist
:eager: OH MY GOD, I WANT TO LEVITATE AND TELEPORT.
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
Teleportation would be really useful. Especially if it was used to explore space. :la:
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:iconland-shark17:
Land-Shark17 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank goodness I'm not the only one who went through that stupid phase. :lol:
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:iconloveinthesnow:
LOVEintheSNOW Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist
:lol: Oh god, it was awful. I thought that I could talk to ghosts and... fskjfkdjf really embarrassing now that I think about it.
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:iconhogarth-plz:
Hogarth-Plz Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
I'm from 1957
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:iconrobstrand:
RobStrand Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
That is still a hanging offence in some parts right?
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:iconjzlobo:
JZLobo Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Get her onto a scale with a duck and prove scientifically she's not a witch.

If she actually is, BURN HER!
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:iconabyrae:
Abyrae Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Why am I reminded of DivineAngel all of a sudden?
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:iconvi0letdreamer:
vi0letdreamer Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Student Photographer
Haha I was too
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:iconmercury-crowe:
Mercury-Crowe Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
The term 'Fluffy Bunny' applies here, I believe.

A 'witch circle' probably means coven. Which generally don't just let anybody in.

These things usually pass, but it can take a really long time. The people either get tired of it, or discover actual pagan religions and get serious. Er, in their 20s. When they get around actual adults who may be the real thing.
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:icondragonflae:
Dragonflae Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
Or they continue being fluff bunnies well into old age :stare:
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:iconmercury-crowe:
Mercury-Crowe Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Man, tell me about it.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
If you unzip his pants an he doesn't protest, he likes you. :meow:
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:iconrocklou:
RockLou Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You have to open your mind to the spiritual side. Just because you can't see or touch it doesn't mean it's not there, bro.
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:icondragonflae:
Dragonflae Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
I think you're trolling, but I can't be sure.
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:iconrocklou:
RockLou Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I am. And I dunno why, it's not even amusing me. :B
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:icondragonflae:
Dragonflae Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
Oh, it's okay. Just find a new technique.
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:iconrocklou:
RockLou Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Like what?
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:iconvi0letdreamer:
vi0letdreamer Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Student Photographer
Did you not get the part about how she's using the wrong cards? Or that she's being a complete idiot and claiming that she's psychic just because she's using tarot cards?
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:iconrocklou:
RockLou Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You just hate Jesus, don't you?
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:iconvi0letdreamer:
vi0letdreamer Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Student Photographer
Well I'm a Deist, so if that falls under the category of "hating jesus"...
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:iconrocklou:
RockLou Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You're going to hell.
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:iconvi0letdreamer:
vi0letdreamer Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Student Photographer
That's nice. I knew that already.
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:iconrocklou:
RockLou Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Good. Prepare for your arrival.
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:iconwizardofunseen:
WizardOfUnseen Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconharrypotterplz:
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:iconredfoxbennaton:
Redfoxbennaton Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Oh I just had a good day.
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:iconrobstrand:
RobStrand Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013
l'd still be wary around Gypsies. But I also hear their tears protect you from Jews.

So be kind.
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
:iconfblikeplz:
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:iconbumsy:
Bumsy Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013
I'm a Pagan Therian who can speak to the dead plz compliment me on my special giftssss
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:iconthecures:
TheCures Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
omggg can you tell my dead gerbil i'm sorry i forgot to feed him?!?!?
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:iconvi0letdreamer:
vi0letdreamer Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Student Photographer
Omg ur so speshul
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:iconbumsy:
Bumsy Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013
If only people understood my special powers. Everybody keeps calling me an attention hoar and a liar.
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:iconvi0letdreamer:
vi0letdreamer Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Student Photographer
(You're just trolling, right?)
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:iconbumsy:
Bumsy Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013
I'm a little offended. But yeah I am. Whoo vodka and cranberry juice
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:iconcindarellapop:
CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
If you want to know if a boy likes you, asking him instead of a deck of cards is probably more reliable. I say you go 'Crucible' on these so called witches.
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:icondragonflae:
Dragonflae Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013
Do you mean use poppets, or hang them? :lol:
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:iconcindarellapop:
CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
The second one. :paranoid:
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:icondragonflae:
Dragonflae Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
Or we could go Inquisition on her ass. Walk her, witch-prick her, swim her and burn her :D
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013
I see.
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:iconmonstermaster13:
monstermaster13 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Kids today.
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