So I had to switch dorms because my roommates were insane and I couldn't handle it anymore.
When I finally got my things moved and got around to unpacking, I discovered that sometime during the few WEEKS period (which is a complaint in itself that I'm not even going to get into) my ex-roommate's boyfriend ejaculated all over my favorite blanket, I'm assuming as a form of revenge because I got the ex-roommie kicked out since she was so fucking nuts.
I'm not even really all that offended, I'm just really fucking grossed out and if I ever see either of them again, both of them are going to get knives shoved up their assholes.
Ex-roommate's boyfriend jizzed all over my blanket. Gross.
Make a bunch of male friends to help you, jizzing in another blanket and holding down that nasty bastard when you force the blanket through his mouth, preferable while the thing is still fresh... maybe he even would love it, who knows. If he chokes with the blanket..., well, accidents happen.
This reminds me of the one scene in Cujo where the wife's ex-lover trashed the house and then came all over the bed. Hell, he even left a note saying that he "left a present" for her upstairs or something.
When I finally got my things moved and got around to unpacking, I discovered that sometime during the few WEEKS period (which is a complaint in itself that I'm not even going to get into) my ex-roommate's boyfriend ejaculated all over my favorite blanket, I'm assuming as a form of revenge because I got the ex-roommie kicked out since she was so fucking nuts.
I'm not even really all that offended, I'm just really fucking grossed out and if I ever see either of them again, both of them are going to get knives shoved up their assholes.