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I invited a furry into my house...

:iconji-shu-hui:
Ji-Shu-Hui Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
Hey guys!

Well a few days ago I invited a friend over into my dorm. He is pretty cool and stuff we wanted to play some brawl or mario kart. Part of the gaming club and all that.

Well i'll cut to the chase.

I invite him and I say "Oh, just make yourself at home" he says thanks and the fucker begins ROLLING ON THE FLOOR. A grown man about 26 years old is rolling on my floor and I have no what the fuck to do. Is he having a seizure? Should I call an ambulance? Whatever he has stopped and is now sitting there staring at me. Ok creepy.

We play the game and he wins.
What does he do? He howls.. he fucking howls. Tells me I should try it and I refuse he gets a little peeved.

I make us tea and coffee. As I give him the coffee he just stares at me like I insulted. Curious and insulted by this point I try an experiment. I put the coffee in a bowl and lay it on the floor.

He laps up the coffee like a dog. That was the final straw I said i have to get going to work. He leaves and I hear him howling outside. I am really creeped out by this point.

So that was my vacation so far.
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:iconfangirl-of-cuteness:
Fangirl-of-Cuteness Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
What the f*ck is a furry?
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:iconpapiafluff:
PapiaFluff Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm a furry and I think that's hilarious.
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:iconmintaka-tk:
Mintaka-TK Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
He sounds more like one of those "otherkin" types to me. Either way, I feel so bad for you right now. :O
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:iconunrehearsedsplendour:
UnrehearsedSplendour Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Professional General Artist
:rofl:

Invite him over again and take secret videos, post to YouTube! :la:

But that was funny!
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:iconsweetens:
Sweetens Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
Okay, no offense or anything to the "furry" but lmfao that is hilarious.
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:iconfullmetal-animator:
Fullmetal-Animator Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Professional Filmographer
Sounds like he's barking mad.
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:iconcomrademonaco:
comrademonaco Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
Dear lord. :XD: People these days..
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:iconnitendofan92:
NitendoFan92 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
You sure you aren't inventing this to disgrace the furry fandom
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:iconji-shu-hui:
Ji-Shu-Hui Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
I don't think every furry is this bad. I know a few of them in the anime/videogame/art club. They are pretty cool guys and gals.

I just didn't expect some to take it to this level.
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:iconnitendofan92:
NitendoFan92 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Yeah sure.... :iconseewhatididthere:
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:iconsronivera:
SROnivera Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's simple, you show the fucker this image here... [link]
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:iconjackmolotov3:
JackMolotov3 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
hillarious
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:iconsmarticleparticle:
SmarticleParticle Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconcannotevenplz: Dear Lord, I can't breathe. What is this? XD
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:icontentabulge:
tentabulge Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
sweet merciful fuck
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:iconji-shu-hui:
Ji-Shu-Hui Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
I know man... I know.
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:iconcenaris:
Cenaris Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'd kick him out. Doesn't sound like he's a furry. Sounds like he's off his meds.
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:icontibban:
Tibban Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student Digital Artist
What have you done.
Inviting a Furry into your house!!
If he asks for a furpile, you run, you run so far.
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:iconknightster:
Knightster Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
And here I thought that "furry" was just a name for a furry picture fetish...

Well shit.
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Professional
How is he a friend... yet you don't know this about him?
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:iconrocklou:
RockLou Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Typical furry scum. We should exterminate them all. :smoking:
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:iconsronivera:
SROnivera Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I agree, a furry genocide would do just nicely.
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:iconrocklou:
RockLou Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I want to be the leader. I'll lead the genocide.
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:iconsronivera:
SROnivera Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Beautiful.
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:iconmelodymoose:
MelodyMoose Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Invite him back and bring a camera. Put it on youtube.
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:iconsharpguard:
SharpGuard Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
Seems you actually got off lucky. Usually when someone takes the furry thing too seriously they go off on a tangent about their fetishes and talk to you non-stop and get offended when you point out they're annoying you. That dude mostly just sounded mildly entertaining.
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:iconlatenighttelevision:
LateNightTelevision Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
It's funny how so many of these weeaboos and furrys act like I did in elementary school.
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:iconsronivera:
SROnivera Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
AND they're so outrageously easy to piss off.
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:iconji-shu-hui:
Ji-Shu-Hui Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
I know right?
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:iconwizardofunseen:
WizardOfUnseen Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:icondafuckplz:
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:iconrafeal:
Rafeal Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"shakes head" There's a time and place for everything, but the way your friend act in your dorm is not one of those. Do your friend even thought about if it's okay to act like that in someone else's place?
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Straviios Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
Well, just don't be with him again or either, talk to him about it that it gotten on your nerves so maybe, he may change a bit or not. It depends.
Totally random on people i guess. If there's a pet in the house (cat or dog), i usually play with play like going on the floor, eye level, and just be like them if possible. (but i will ask first, maybe not if no one is around :D).

For furries or whoever, there are people who will respect you and will not. I wish they ask first if it's okay with you before role playing or being themselves.
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:iconcody-h:
Cody-H Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Student Photographer
You should select your Furry Friends more carefully. Just because one acts out like that, doesn't mean we all will. I, for sure won't be like that.
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:iconblack-allison:
Black-Allison Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
Where the fuck do you live? Like do you live next to a mental asylum, why are these people always finding you?
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:iconji-shu-hui:
Ji-Shu-Hui Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
I work next to a mental asylum actually.

My school is about 15 mins away.
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:iconblack-allison:
Black-Allison Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
I guess all the parents wanted to be close to their kids during their time of need or something.
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:iconredmarlin:
redmarlin Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
PFFFFT HAhahahaha. If he starts humping your leg, hit him with a rolled-up magazine.
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:iconsauti-alamisi:
Sauti-Alamisi Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I think he's a Theripan I think it's called. Not all furries are theripans, not all theripans are furries.

Furry= Someone who is interested in the furry fandom; a anthropomorphic character from the furry fandom.
Theripan= Someone who thinks they are an animal, or have an animal soul.

Since he is acting like a wolf, maybe he has a mental issue called Lycanthropy.
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:iconji-shu-hui:
Ji-Shu-Hui Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
Well as I said before he admitted that he was a furry. If I see him again I'll ask him about the theripan / otherkin stuff.
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:iconkizziesama:
Kizziesama Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
I'm having a very hard time believing this happened :O Do people seriously do crap like that? Like, out of nowhere? :confused:
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:iconsilverfangotaku:
SilverFangOtaku Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
I
I
What? :stare:
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:iconiriastar:
Iriastar Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
:lol: This shit doesn't surprise me anymore.

What surprises me is that you invited a furry into your house knowing how he could act. I don't really know if I can believe you. :paranoid:
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:iconji-shu-hui:
Ji-Shu-Hui Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
I knew he was a furry but I didn't know how he would act.
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:iconcosmic--chaos:
Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Sounds like a bad case of lycanthropy, and I WISH I was joking :stare:

But come on, are you just kidding us or what? Such creatures don't exist, right??
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Start sniffing his arse and see how he reacts.
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:iconhkepoetry:
hkepoetry Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Either you have really creepy imagination and can't see the difference between a dream and the reality, or that must have been the weirdest vacation ever. DX
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:iconxxevilblondiexx:
xxEvilBlondiexx Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I used to do that shit when I was a kid :lol:
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:iconkoyukuk:
Koyukuk Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
>>; same here
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:iconmonkeydoodles:
monkeydoodles Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
One of my friends lives with a furry.
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:iconredfoxbennaton:
Redfoxbennaton Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Aspergers, thats all.
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:iconcosmic--chaos:
Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I have Aspergers, and I never did any of that shit :stare: The guy OP is talking about must have lycanthropy or he's going through a psychotic episode...
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