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I invited a furry into my house...

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Ji-Shu-Hui Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
Hey guys!

Well a few days ago I invited a friend over into my dorm. He is pretty cool and stuff we wanted to play some brawl or mario kart. Part of the gaming club and all that.

Well i'll cut to the chase.

I invite him and I say "Oh, just make yourself at home" he says thanks and the fucker begins ROLLING ON THE FLOOR. A grown man about 26 years old is rolling on my floor and I have no what the fuck to do. Is he having a seizure? Should I call an ambulance? Whatever he has stopped and is now sitting there staring at me. Ok creepy.

We play the game and he wins.
What does he do? He howls.. he fucking howls. Tells me I should try it and I refuse he gets a little peeved.

I make us tea and coffee. As I give him the coffee he just stares at me like I insulted. Curious and insulted by this point I try an experiment. I put the coffee in a bowl and lay it on the floor.

He laps up the coffee like a dog. That was the final straw I said i have to get going to work. He leaves and I hear him howling outside. I am really creeped out by this point.

So that was my vacation so far.
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Fangirl-of-Cuteness Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
What the f*ck is a furry?
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PapiaFluff Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm a furry and I think that's hilarious.
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crazylaura64 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
He sounds more like one of those "otherkin" types to me. Either way, I feel so bad for you right now. :O
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Deadly-Tea-Party Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Professional General Artist
:rofl:

Invite him over again and take secret videos, post to YouTube! :la:

But that was funny!
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Sweetens Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
Okay, no offense or anything to the "furry" but lmfao that is hilarious.
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Fullmetal-Animator Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Professional Filmographer
Sounds like he's barking mad.
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comrademonaco Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
Dear lord. :XD: People these days..
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NitendoFan92 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
You sure you aren't inventing this to disgrace the furry fandom
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Ji-Shu-Hui Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
I don't think every furry is this bad. I know a few of them in the anime/videogame/art club. They are pretty cool guys and gals.

I just didn't expect some to take it to this level.
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NitendoFan92 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Yeah sure.... :iconseewhatididthere:
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