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Stop limiting science you moral twats.

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KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I mean seriously. What's this shit about scientific ethics? We're fucking scientists. Every seismologist in the world was excited about the Japan Earthquake. Not because it was deadly, or because they hated Japanese people for their weird, dick-softening porn, but because it was big, and big means data.

And animal testing. Christ, people, you'd think they were testing expeimental shampoo on the wee baby Jesus. Maybe if they did he'd not look like a the world's most peaceful, greasy metalhead the rest of his life. No, this is a stupid fucking rat. They get killed by everything all the time. Like cars and rednecks.

Which brings me to us. The Human Race. We get killed by everything all the damn time. What's the pain in donating a few thousand each year to be killed horrifically for the sake of seeing something fucking awesome and writing a paper about it that will earn some egghead a $100,000 grant for the torture and dismemberment of a newborn baby, or the cost of bringing expecting mothers in to come face-to-face with miscarriaged fetuses and monitoring the psychological trauma.

I mean, fuck, you'd think society would be able to advance further if the military was still allowed to test nerve agents on unsuspecting soldiers, or test new nuclear devices on Aboriginal villages. We have to know this shit, man. We just have to. For progress.

tl;dr: dead baby jokes.
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:iconmourantlune:
MourantLune Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"Like cars and rednecks"

Or Rednecks in cars.
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KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Rednecks only drive trucks with gun racks.
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MourantLune Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Good point.
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Vincent-Nocturnal Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I can easily agree with this logic, though my ideas are somewhat varying. Why do we let rapists, child molesters and murderers fester in prisons when they could be contributing by being involuntary test subjects for the betterment of a new tomorrow? We wouldn't even need to test on animals then. Despite what the majority thinks, I believe aborted fetuses are fair game as well. The benefits of their untainted cells could prove resourceful in curing all kinds of human ailments.
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KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Sure. Prisoners have given up their right as citizens anyways.
Though most rapists and child molesters get out at a certain point, as do some murderers, so I think testing on prisoners would only be done with life sentences or death row. It also invites abuse of the system, so there's that to contend with. And human rights violations. It would be universally panned by the UN.

Aborted fetuses, however? Fair game.
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KillianSeraphim Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Student General Artist
Are you volunteering?
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:iconklaxonlithology:
KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
For which item?
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KillianSeraphim Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student General Artist
Human experimentation. As much as I would think it would be awesome to be a cyborg or a superhuman, I'm certainly not going to be the first in line.
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KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I'll choose place 100.

That way they'll have practice with drug addicts who need money and unsuspecting military personnel before they get to my superior genetic material.
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
Being edgy to try and fit in? Nah, you're lame.
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:iconklaxonlithology:
KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I've always been edgy, and I've probably been around the forums longer than you.
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
Yeah, still lame.
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:iconklaxonlithology:
KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
So says you.
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HametsuNoCharge Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
SHAME ON YOU! We, as humans, have tried at EVERY TWIST AND TURN to FUCK with mother nature! HOW DARE YOU disparage all that EFFORT and ask us to return to times when the laws of the wild and natural selection ACTUALLY APPLIED?
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KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
It's still applying. We're part of nature.

The key to survival now is being delicious. If you are delicious, we will take you and cultivate you and your genes will survive and your offspring with be as numerous as the stars. That is the goal of natural selection, no? To be fruitful and multiply. Be delicious, pandas, be delicious, elephants, be delicious, Boninagrion ezoin, and you will survive.
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HametsuNoCharge Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
True, but condoning animal testing goes against everything we have done to go against nature (like protecting things that are small weak and of little worth to our lives).

and I somehow doubt panda meat would be condoned
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KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Pft, we'll market it as 'Oriental Beef' and people won't know the difference.
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HametsuNoCharge Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol probably not, no one knows what real meat still tastes like anyways
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KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
/stares down at myself
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HametsuNoCharge Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol remember the antiseptic
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KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:crying:
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LoVe-3N Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Student General Artist
I agree about the testing on animals. We test on rats. Those fuckers are everywhere.
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:iconklaxonlithology:
KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Well, not exactly a scarce commodity.

The weird organ-growing on them is pretty hilarious though. Like that ear.
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LoVe-3N Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Student General Artist
I saw a pic of a rat with a cup-like thing growing out of it. It was quite cool.
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:iconklaxonlithology:
KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ratcup, the newest in self-mobile glassware.
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:iconlove-3n:
LoVe-3N Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Student General Artist
Would be quite hard to drink out of :XD:
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:iconklaxonlithology:
KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Irrelevant, it will sell millions since it is the only product in its niche market.
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:iconlove-3n:
LoVe-3N Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Student General Artist
Now I want too!! :XD:
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KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
EXACTLY.
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KillerFreya Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
3edgy5me
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skull123246 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Some people don't see the cynicism and sarcasm in this and think it's serious. They're dumbasses. The people who complain that it is to difficult to read or that it makes no sense need to go back to the single digit school grades. :lol:
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:iconklaxonlithology:
KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I know, right?
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skull123246 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconawwwwyeahplz:
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skull123246 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:icontrollfaceplz:
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Solum-Ipsum Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconcomedianplz: It's all a fucking joke. [link]
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Trebiemander Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You can weave words like a true master.
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:iconklaxonlithology:
KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I am a true motherfucking master.
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magmal0rd Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol Scientology
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TortelliniPen Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
If we don't have ethics, then what's the difference between us and robots?
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:iconklaxonlithology:
KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
We have sex for fun.
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TortelliniPen Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
Dolphins also have sex for fun. They also kill baby dolphins and porpoises for fun.
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KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Just like humans!

Okay, we have sex for fun AND have opposable thumbs AND language.
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TortelliniPen Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
Crows can also hold grudges, remembering the face of the person who wronged them for five years. They may even bring in their family and friends to come mess you up.
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KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I knew that one. New Caledonian crows, to be exact.
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kitsumekat Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
Immortality.
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Fullmetal-Animator Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Professional Filmographer
Boo! Those were the worst dead baby Jesus jokes I've ever seen. :L
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:iconklaxonlithology:
KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Shampoo is evil, man.
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Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You kinda over did what you were trying to say. One message per thread please! Or at least keep the conflicting messages separate.
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:iconklaxonlithology:
KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I say what I want, pea-brained proles.
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:iconpokey-bunny:
Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
And I say what I want.
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