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Stop limiting science you moral twats.

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KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I mean seriously. What's this shit about scientific ethics? We're fucking scientists. Every seismologist in the world was excited about the Japan Earthquake. Not because it was deadly, or because they hated Japanese people for their weird, dick-softening porn, but because it was big, and big means data.

And animal testing. Christ, people, you'd think they were testing expeimental shampoo on the wee baby Jesus. Maybe if they did he'd not look like a the world's most peaceful, greasy metalhead the rest of his life. No, this is a stupid fucking rat. They get killed by everything all the time. Like cars and rednecks.

Which brings me to us. The Human Race. We get killed by everything all the damn time. What's the pain in donating a few thousand each year to be killed horrifically for the sake of seeing something fucking awesome and writing a paper about it that will earn some egghead a $100,000 grant for the torture and dismemberment of a newborn baby, or the cost of bringing expecting mothers in to come face-to-face with miscarriaged fetuses and monitoring the psychological trauma.

I mean, fuck, you'd think society would be able to advance further if the military was still allowed to test nerve agents on unsuspecting soldiers, or test new nuclear devices on Aboriginal villages. We have to know this shit, man. We just have to. For progress.

tl;dr: dead baby jokes.
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MourantLune Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"Like cars and rednecks"

Or Rednecks in cars.
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KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Rednecks only drive trucks with gun racks.
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MourantLune Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Good point.
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Vincent-Nocturnal Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I can easily agree with this logic, though my ideas are somewhat varying. Why do we let rapists, child molesters and murderers fester in prisons when they could be contributing by being involuntary test subjects for the betterment of a new tomorrow? We wouldn't even need to test on animals then. Despite what the majority thinks, I believe aborted fetuses are fair game as well. The benefits of their untainted cells could prove resourceful in curing all kinds of human ailments.
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KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Sure. Prisoners have given up their right as citizens anyways.
Though most rapists and child molesters get out at a certain point, as do some murderers, so I think testing on prisoners would only be done with life sentences or death row. It also invites abuse of the system, so there's that to contend with. And human rights violations. It would be universally panned by the UN.

Aborted fetuses, however? Fair game.
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KillianSeraphim Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Student General Artist
Are you volunteering?
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KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
For which item?
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KillianSeraphim Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student General Artist
Human experimentation. As much as I would think it would be awesome to be a cyborg or a superhuman, I'm certainly not going to be the first in line.
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KlaxonLithology Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I'll choose place 100.

That way they'll have practice with drug addicts who need money and unsuspecting military personnel before they get to my superior genetic material.
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
Being edgy to try and fit in? Nah, you're lame.
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