Stop limiting science you moral twats.

~KlaxonLithology Jan 6, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

I mean seriously. What's this shit about scientific ethics? We're fucking scientists. Every seismologist in the world was excited about the Japan Earthquake. Not because it was deadly, or because they hated Japanese people for their weird, dick-softening porn, but because it was big, and big means data.

And animal testing. Christ, people, you'd think they were testing expeimental shampoo on the wee baby Jesus. Maybe if they did he'd not look like a the world's most peaceful, greasy metalhead the rest of his life. No, this is a stupid fucking rat. They get killed by everything all the time. Like cars and rednecks.

Which brings me to us. The Human Race. We get killed by everything all the damn time. What's the pain in donating a few thousand each year to be killed horrifically for the sake of seeing something fucking awesome and writing a paper about it that will earn some egghead a $100,000 grant for the torture and dismemberment of a newborn baby, or the cost of bringing expecting mothers in to come face-to-face with miscarriaged fetuses and monitoring the psychological trauma.

I mean, fuck, you'd think society would be able to advance further if the military was still allowed to test nerve agents on unsuspecting soldiers, or test new nuclear devices on Aboriginal villages. We have to know this shit, man. We just have to. For progress.

tl;dr: dead baby jokes.

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~MourantLune Jan 15, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

"Like cars and rednecks"

Or Rednecks in cars.

~KlaxonLithology Jan 15, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

Rednecks only drive trucks with gun racks.

~MourantLune Jan 15, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Good point.

~Vincent-Nocturnal Jan 14, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

I can easily agree with this logic, though my ideas are somewhat varying. Why do we let rapists, child molesters and murderers fester in prisons when they could be contributing by being involuntary test subjects for the betterment of a new tomorrow? We wouldn't even need to test on animals then. Despite what the majority thinks, I believe aborted fetuses are fair game as well. The benefits of their untainted cells could prove resourceful in curing all kinds of human ailments.

~KlaxonLithology Jan 14, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

Sure. Prisoners have given up their right as citizens anyways.
Though most rapists and child molesters get out at a certain point, as do some murderers, so I think testing on prisoners would only be done with life sentences or death row. It also invites abuse of the system, so there's that to contend with. And human rights violations. It would be universally panned by the UN.

Aborted fetuses, however? Fair game.

~KillianSeraphim Jan 13, 2013 Student General Artist

Are you volunteering?

~KlaxonLithology Jan 14, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

For which item?

~KillianSeraphim Jan 14, 2013 Student General Artist

Human experimentation. As much as I would think it would be awesome to be a cyborg or a superhuman, I'm certainly not going to be the first in line.

~KlaxonLithology Jan 14, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

I'll choose place 100.

That way they'll have practice with drug addicts who need money and unsuspecting military personnel before they get to my superior genetic material.

*Cynical-Nerd Jan 13, 2013

Being edgy to try and fit in? Nah, you're lame.

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