xxEvilBlondiexxFeatured By OwnerJan 9, 2013Hobbyist General Artist
Weird usually people have the opposite complaint. "wolves and cats are so typical! Why can't anyone be original?!"
Course, I'm not into actual furry stuff, I just like whatever it's called when they're basically just people with animal ears and tails, but I prefer the more typical animals and I hate people being original just for the sake of being original to the point that it's downright ridiculous.
Why is a bear worse than a cat or wolf..? They can stand on their hind legs, they're plantigrade, they kinda have hands.. If anything, they seem like a more logical choice to RP with than a cat or dog.
A very very long time ago, I dabbled in the "fursona" thing. And by dabbled, I mean, I drew a character once, and all these furs wanted to "RP" with her. She was a Hyena/Humanoid like character. I quit the next day when some guy gave me a very lengthy lecture on the Hyena reproductive system and how they fuck (like I really wanted to know all that)
It's weird how some people want to automatically assume that anything and everything having to do with fursonas and the furry community must have some kind of sexual component. Yet at the same time, there is not nearly enough questioning of mermaids. Hyenas are kind of awesome though.
I would only have a sexual RP with someone who had a tiger slug fursona, because I can't imagine how godamn hilarious that would be.
Imagine a romantic scene with a couple making out in the rain on a motorcycle. The couple then, after being properly aroused, wiggle up a pole together with their slime, and begin making a cocoon-hammock of their cumsnot. As they continue to make out, two giant, frilled, wavy neon blue penises pop out of the side of their heads. Those penises then start making out with one another. They do this for a few hours before falling down, sucking up their penises into their own heads and going their separate ways to give birth.
I'd want to RP that just for the story. "Yeah, and then the ho totally did that thing where her frill curled around the tip and- DAMN man. It was the most confusing moment of my life."
I don't get fursonas ( well, I suppose I understand the concept), but why do they always have to have ugly neon colours? Everytime I come across one, it's a wolf with neon green hair, neon orange paw pads or something <_<. Then a few neon blue marks on it...
I know! DX That's why I'm a stubborn bitch and make all my humanized characters as close to the real thing as possible. Granted, I have added human hair on their heads, but at least it isn't neon colored.
how's a dolphin stupid? never heard of the were dolphin? no really.. some really really old myth about'em coming to land for a night, then returning to the sea...
not my thing really, but have always been into ancient lore/myth and amazingly enough there are stories of dolphins as one of those that could turn human... think is was a native american tribe tale.. hard to find these days now that the furries have overloaded the web with bogus crap, but back when it was 99.9% historical references and porn.. it was in there.
How in the world are bats stupid choices as characters? Dolphins may pose complications for not being terrain animals, but if I were an RP'er, I think I would be refreshed to see people being something other than cat, wolf, tiger, etc.
And yeah, I agree with dolphins being criminals of the sea. Maybe that is why the dudes pick them.