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All Men Should Be Castrated? - International "Castration Day"

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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
My name is Krista, otherwise known as "The Femitheist". I am a female, a feminist, and someone who believes strongly in True Equality.

Women MUST and WILL have equality, and this is the ONLY way to achieve TRUE equality. The testicles of all males, which produce the majority of their testosterone, are the primary cause of their violent behavior. The testicles also attribute greatly to many of the health problems men experience later in life (such as prostate cancer and, of course, testicular cancer).

~:The Solution... International Castration Day.:~

It is my belief (which I consider factual based on my research) that all men SHOULD be castrated. Not only for their own safety, but for the safety of all innocent women and children.

:bulletgreen:The entire world should have an international holiday known as: "Castration Day"

Males of all ages will be brought to the public squares of their cities nude, to stand together in a circle, as they await castration by a woman known as "The Castrator", who will be a woman chosen from the public much like a juror.
Girls of all ages will attend, lining the streets to cheer and applaud the males as they join the rest of civilized society.

It will be a free vacation for any working woman. And, young girls will be able to leave school to attend this glorious ceremony.
The males will then have one hour to get to know their Castrator. Their female "spouse" will also be able to choose whether or not they would like to milk the male in order to retain a sperm sample.

If the male is too young for a "spouse", their mother or closest female relative will decide.

After this, the men will be given anesthetics. They will be placed on a table, where their Castrator will then slice open their ball-sack, remove their testicles, and the excess skin, stitch them up and clean them up.
They will be given thirty minutes to rest after the procedure.
Once the males have all been castrated, they will be grouped together again for one last look before walking nude back to their homes.

The women will then return to their jobs, schools, et cetera, and rejoice in the completion of yet another successful ceremony.
Any man who tries to evade this holiday, "Castration Day", should be murdered wherever they are found (treated as a criminal, as it will be a crime not to attend). Or, forced to attend. Regardless of age.

Any woman who disagrees should be provided therapy in order to free her from misogynistic indoctrination.
This holiday should replace the day known currently as "Father's Day".
If this practice were adopted officially all across the world, all war, crime, and violence would end.
We would have a true Eutopia, where peace reigns, and men do only what they exist for...

Breed.
Labor.
SERVE.
Die.



:bulletgreen: My reaction :
:iconthefuckisthisplz:This has to be some weird idea for a book or something ._.
I can't believe anyone is that stupid, if she is.. I vouch for Uterus Removal Day, Ovaries Ripping, and Tit-Reduction surgery for all females, and of course not to mention the Clitoris - the clitoris makes them horny and wanting sex. Sex is evil and should be banned from society along with the evil testicles of men!

TL;DR: Who pooped in her cereals ._.? - I'm looking at you, men with testes!
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CrankyConstruct Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah... This bit you found is actually pretty old, but just reading those two words immediately made me remember because of how reprehensibly brain-fucked retarded it is.

I was going to say something witty and sardonic, but rereading this just reminds me how little faith I have in people.
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013
Humanity - 10 :iconshockplz:
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Caettyri Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013  Student General Artist
Where did you find this? :XD:
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013
Somewhere floating in the infinite depths of cyberspace.
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Mystiecub Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I...

...

I have no words for this.

.-.
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
You have no words about this atrocious idea?
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Mystiecub Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No, I don't. Simply because I'm too shocked to say anything. Somebody was bound to come up with it anyways but it's still stunning to actually SEE it.

I can't put into words how I feel about the idea.
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013
Alright.
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Dreamworld88 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Student Writer
What exactly makes the person think that women will cheer on? I'd be scarred for life...
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013
Surely you'd be blessed, not scarred.
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Luxurychoccie Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
This sounds hilarious :') Maybe the government should save the idea and announce it on April fools day XD
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013
I'm pretty sure people would go bonkers :lol:
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Luxurychoccie Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
All part of the fun :3
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
:iconohmyplz:
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TruelyLars Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
I could have sworn I read this same exact thing back in 2010 in this same forum... -squints-
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013
Oh no, the horror of this possibly being a dead horse :crying:
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HardHatShetland Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I sure do love these "feminists" (i.e. not feminists at all) who preach about equality and then say that all women should indiscriminately cut off mens' vital areas, and all who refuse should be brainwashed into doing so. Kind of defeats the point, doesn't it?
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013
But women can do no harm, they're the righteous rulers of our world.

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HardHatShetland Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, at least she plans on giving us anasthetics. How charitable of her!
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013
Not to mention she'd allow our FEMALE spouse to take a sample, to be used to impregnate her later on.
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HardHatShetland Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Amazing! She's really thought this through. :V
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013
She has made a thorough plan to eradicate the male superior species from her truly divine feminine world.
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Love-and-Blades Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
And the first thing that came to my head was "I'm not gonna cheer as guys walk the streets naked."
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013
You're a terrible person :iconeratsplz:
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Cryophase Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sounds like the set up for a dystopic futuristic society run by the female overlords :dummy:
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013
And you seem to like the idea :iconshockplz:
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Cryophase Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Not really, I like my balls :ohnoes:
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013
So you won't join the superior females?
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redwolf997 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ah yes you want to tourture innocent young boys and potentially scar young girls from the horror of watching this. you should have you brain castrated. You would be of much more use as a mindless slave then promoting torture.
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013
:bulletgreen:My reaction :
:iconthefuckisthisplz:This has to be some weird idea for a book or something ._.
I can't believe anyone is that stupid, if she is.. I vouch for Uterus Removal Day, Ovaries Ripping, and Tit-Reduction surgery for all females, and of course not to mention the Clitoris - the clitoris makes them horny and wanting sex. Sex is evil and should be banned from society along with the evil testicles of men!

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redwolf997 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh i thought you were showing that is what someone said to you as a joke, you should probably make it more obvious that you didn't say that. sorry
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013
I put the original post in italic, my own response in bold, and started it with a green bullet.
I doubt I can specify it further :lol:

No problem, you're not the first :pat:
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redwolf997 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL im so dumb sorry, were did you get this from?
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013
Don't sweat it, I got this from a blog, the blog itself has been removed due to banning said user:lol:
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redwolf997 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
say what was on the thread sorry bit vague
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0rg Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
should this thread be castrated

answer: yes
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013
But, the poor testes of this thread :s.
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Kanimir Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This post made my day xD
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
Glad you got some joy out of the impending torment of all men.
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PiratesAdventure Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
Holy hell, is this thread still going? :B

I read a little about this femitheist character. It seems like she is the internet's equivalent of DA's suicide trolls. She "committed" suicide a whole month after she posted that particular post.
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
Oh, but I was lead to believe her "suicide" was as real as the Easter bunny :bucktooth:
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PiratesAdventure Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
Hence "DA's suicide trolls." :iconteheplz:
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
I wish they'd all "suicide" :grump:
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SinfullyCute Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If they would castrate EVERY guy.. The human race would go extinct, right? ^^;

And what about female killers? She states all crime would end.. But there are female pedophiles, murderers, serial killers etc.
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
Didn't you read the part about the "collection" of sperm?
Surely they can just inseminate every woman :paranoid:

There is no such thing as an evil woman! :shakefist:
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SinfullyCute Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ah, yeah, but that'll run out at some point, right? ^^;

Of course not, I and every other woman on the planet would never harm anyone nor would we ever feel the need to. ;-)
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
They can still "harvest males" due to creating them by artificial insemination and then imprisoning them just to "milk" them of their sperm and nothing else. I'm sure there's ways..

Exactly, you're all little angels :bucktooth:
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SinfullyCute Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Aren't there like freaky anime series/cartoons with stories like that? :P

Yeah, we are! :iconawwwplz:
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
Probably, lol.

Oh you poor thing, all testes are a danger to your perfect innocence.
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SinfullyCute Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, especially because as a lesbian I deal with testes every day! :iconawwwplz:

It's a really ridiculous piece of garbage she wrote, I hope someone told her that?
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