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January 3, 2013
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Well, My Town Turned To Total Tit Today.

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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
I live in a tiny town in the San Diego area. Very small town, middle of nowhere. Took us years and years just to be noticed by Southern CA wildfires (fucking 2007). The most trouble we have are the occasional vato gang-related petty crimes (it is So-Cal). Let's take a look at today, though.

One (non-lethal) shooting of a man, shooter is still at large.

One lethal car crash where the driver died after running into an apartment complex building (my brother lives in this complex) that's just up the road from me.

One dead body found in the supermarket parking lot that is one minute's walk from my front door. Body was stuffed into a sleeping bag in a SUV.

One day. All this in one day. If this were LA, hey, just another day at the office (...did I just turn into Harry Canyon?), but this is a small town in the middle of Bumble-fuck NOWHERE.


...Yeah, I'm not gonna go out for my walking exercises until the next school semester starts. And I'll probably do most of my walking on campus. I'll stay far from home, thank you.

Anti-Complaint: It's a good thing Steam had such a kick-ass Winter Sale, because I ain't goin' outside any time soon! I'm just gonna play Witcher games and Serious Sam and such.


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Yeah, I never learn. Even when it literally hits too close to home.

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Penhuin Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You think nowhere California is bad. Come out here to nowhere Nevada then you'll see shit happen.
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SilverFangOtaku Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
Board up your windows and doors and surround your house with a 100 feet high titanium fence.
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Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I'm enjoying the song you linked way too much.
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
Yeah, that guy's fun.

Especially when you're evil!
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Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Mhmm.
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paellamagi Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
This is the reason why other countries don't understand your overly permissive gun laws. Just saying. I'm sure I will get set upon by the angry wolves of the US constitution now.
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
Perhaps a gang has entered your area..
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
has entered?

This is Southern California. Gangs come with areas like complimentary peanuts.
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Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
It's always unnerving when murder hits close to home.
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Somnusvorus Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013   Digital Artist
Wow, only thing that happens here in my Irish town of 4,000 people is some blokes came up from Tipperary and tried to break into one of the phone shops and then chased the coppers with small hand axes. Which is pretty amusing since they would never run after an ice cream truck. =S

If there is a game sale on, it is obligatory stock up on food, shut yourself in and play games. :dummy:
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yaotl Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
It's always the quiet ones, you know... :paranoid:
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h-irsch Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I live in the middle of no where too. I feel your pain.

Our hospitals and medical care are shit. To receive decent medical treatment I must drive a hour to Valencia. :grump:
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Tales-of-Haven Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
Sounds...unpleasant. Not too bad, but unpleasant.

then again, I apparently live in one of the most dangerous cities in the US, and hearing gunshots is normal and finding dead bodies isn't even on the news much anymore. :I
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CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Good thing you're not black, that means you won't die first! Better hope you're a virgin!
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kitsumekat Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
That's the sad part about most horror movies. If there a black person in it, they have to die first.
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ShadowMaker-241 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I think that was changed to the woman dying first or something...
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kitsumekat Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
Are you sure?
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ShadowMaker-241 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Not really :/
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kitsumekat Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
Crud...
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CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
What's really sad is that the old Night of the Living Dead with a black actor is more progressive than 'modern' horror movies in that the black dude is one of the heroes who survives almost to the end of the movie. Which, for the time it was made, was a pretty big deal, considering that was when black people had a hard time getting roles in general, let alone leads.
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kitsumekat Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
I see.
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coolcat10189 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
Unless they're Asian or Hispanic. They usually die before (though rare in horrors). :laughing:
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kitsumekat Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
I know! Why don't you kill the other minorites first?
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IncandescentInsanity Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student General Artist
The week I started working at our local zoo they found a chopped up body of a pregnant woman in the trash there
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
Why put it in the trash when there are so many carnivorous animals to dispose of the evidence?

Even putting the dead body in a vehicle was clever enough for it to not be noticed for days, since it was in a parking lot. "A tree has no trouble hiding in a forest" and all that Master Splinter mystic crap.
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IncandescentInsanity Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student General Artist
Yeah. I guess the guy thought garbage men had no sense of smell
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SanguineLaw Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Holy shit, I don't envy you right now.
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
Really? But...I have the Red Dwarf collection! And I have the 2nd volume of Batman: The Animated Series on the way!

That's not worthy of envy? :tears:
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SanguineLaw Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, you're a stone's throw away from a shooty murderer. All the episodes of Red Dwarf couldn't make me envy you at this point :no:
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
Really?

Not even the ones with the adorable neurotic toaster? But he's so cute.
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SanguineLaw Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You gon die man, nobody envies that :noes:
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
Coooome, you'll liiiike being deeeead!

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SanguineLaw Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, maybe, I haven't tried it yet :dummy:
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Nephenee Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
You know, Chicago was all excited a few years ago when they had ONE day without a homicide. :paranoid:
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
Or as the cops called it, "the day I didn't have to get off my ass" day.

As opposed to all the "the day I didn't want to get off my ass" days they normally have. Well, I'm sure Detroit still has their record going strong.
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Nephenee Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
We postulated that it was more "It was too cold to look in the alleys that day :icontardplz: "
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kawaii-cookies Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student General Artist
steam had a winter sale?! :crying: I wish I had a credit card or a paypal! :stare:
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
It was two weeks and two days long. Today is the very last day.

It's their biggest sale of the year.
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kawaii-cookies Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student General Artist
right, gotta buy some games! :omg: don't know how, but i'll try :lol:
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
You missed most of the big-big sales, but they still have some good stuff up on Dailies and Flashes and vote-sales.
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kawaii-cookies Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student General Artist
:stare: I need to pay more attention :lol:
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RandomRobskii Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student Filmographer
In the event your life actually turns into a horror film, remember:
:bulletorange: don't answer your phone
:bulletorange: don't check out the weird noise coming from the basement
:bulletorange: don't accidentally trip over your feet while filming the murderer/monster/tornado.

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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
Hey, that last one isn't from horror films at all!

Those are bullshit pseudo-Horror movies where making it "caught on tape" actually makes it look faker than a real horror movie! I HATE those!
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RandomRobskii Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student Filmographer
But that's the best part! Stuff like that is what makes them the best worst horror films ever!

Or real life if you're watching some dipshit film a hurricane close enough to be shitting bricks while his wife screams 'get in the damn basement!'
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
Noooo, stuff like Mystery Science Theater 3000 is what makes something the best worst horror film ever!

You can't riff SHIT for those stupid found footage movies because NOTHING happens!
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Gemdrop Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Also,
Don't look into mirrors. :stare:
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RandomRobskii Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student Filmographer
And don't go into a forest alone at night! Or seek help from strangers when your car breaks down in said forest I just warned you about. :lol:
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Gemdrop Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
And never, EVER go to shower.
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RandomRobskii Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student Filmographer
Don't forget to wear sensible shoes! And remember to pick up the conveniently placed baseball bat. :nod:

If I'm honest, the idea of MulletMan running around in high heels while chased by monsters/zombies is hysterical to me.
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Gemdrop Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
:lmao:

By the way, I always read your username as RandomBoroskii. My whole life has been a lie.
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