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Hey America please invade us!

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ReallyAngry Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YES AMERICA NEEDS TO INVADE MY COUNTRY, NORWAY, ASAP!

Some years back the government decided that fireworks with sticks were too dangerous! Yes the government is so concerned with all our healthbars because some IDIOTS thought it was fun to shoot them into pubs or put boots and gloves (my uncle) on them and set them off or shoot them out towards sea.

SO NOW YOU HAVE TO BE A LISCENSED PYROTECHNICIAN AND ACTUALLY FUCKIN' APPLY TO LOCAL OFFICIALS TO BE ALLOWED TO PURCHASE AND FIRE ROCKETS!! :explosion:

Which leaves us with really just batteries and firecrackers, what a fuckin' piece of shit! >_<
I've never even heard of anyone getting the sticks in their heads.


tl dr; IDIOTS RUINED CHRISTMAS FOR ME!!!
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LastZoneTrooper Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
here's an idea. ever consider making your own? blueprints online, and just follow the instructions till you get it right then you wont have to "buy" them. as long as the law states that you have to be a licensed pyrotechnician to "purchase" them, there is your loophole. if you made them at home and are setting them off on your property, over your property, you should be fine. the only trouble you would have is buying gunpowder, magnesium powder and fuses. but once that is out of the way, just go online for instructions. the other required materials you can find at any hobby store.
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Hatreda Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist
No. You don't want us to invade Norway. Nope. :no: Stupid shit, worse than the damn fireworks bullshit going on, would start happening.

I just now noticed you made a complaint. :|
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ReallyAngry Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well duh! I'm ReallyAngry why wouldn't I make a complaint! In fact I should go make a complaint about people being late to reply to my complaints!


And hey yeah ofcourse America would likely fuck things up :P but we had rocket based fireworks just a few years back and I miss those!
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Ji-Shu-Hui Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
In America a lot of different types of fireworks are banned by the public. Each state has its own rules..

chances are your country will be allowed to uphold the ban on those types.
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Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Move to Pennsylvania, USA. There are plenty of legal fireworks shops.
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LeapingLela Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
We would but you know...assault weapons ban and stuff.
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paellamagi Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Hey I remember you. Still angry, huh?   
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PaintingSaint Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013   Digital Artist
Aww. Scandinavia is a very strange group of countries. They should just make people apply instead of having to be technicians themselves. Here, we just get TV segments in July, that warn about what horrible things can happen to your hands if you fire it wrong. I don't know how Norwegian government works, but is there a way they can overturn it?

Yeah, I hate it when we all suffer when one jerk causes an accident (or not an accident...*cough* terrorists *cough*).
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ReallyAngry Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol indeed, well more information in place of restrictions on our freedoms would be appreciated, though one might also argue that it's not that big of a deal... but still it pooped on my plans :P
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bohobella Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
FUCK I FORGOT TO REPLY TO THIS EARLIER DIDN'T I?! I'M SUCH AN ASSHOLE.

HELLO MY LOVE!
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ReallyAngry Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD

I love how everyone I knew from long ago is like "WOW HEY YOU'RE BACK COOL!" instead of actually replying on my complaint!

BTW HOW HAVE YOU BEEN MY LOVELY ONE!!?!?



congrats on being the last person to leave a comment on my thread, and it's you of all people!
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bohobella Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
PFFT FIREWORKS. I'm not American, they're not popular here at all for home use. I've seen them once, ever, in someone's backyards, very small popping ones that a friend's sketchy stepdad brought us. Otherwise I've only seen the city-run variety and have never seen their appeal at all. SORRY.

I'VE BEEN FABULOUS. YOU?!

:dance: it's casual!
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ReallyAngry Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
But but! they're all sparkly and colourful and exciting and stuff! How could you not love! T_T

I've been alright, kinda down about a few things, nothing big or important, but hey! Hopefully I can get back in creative mode and crunk out some stuff every once in a while XDD
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Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Student Writer
Pyromaniacs everywhere should stay the hell out of Norway.
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ReallyAngry Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
There would not be many funsies to be had here!
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Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Student Writer
...but the snow everywhere is nice.
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Tales-of-Haven Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
Buy flare guns. They're loud and bright and should suffice.
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ReallyAngry Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
that's a nice rap you got going on there
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Tales-of-Haven Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
Thank you.
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LastZoneTrooper Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
In a lot of states in the U.S. it is highly illegal to set off fireworks of any kind.
BUT, that still does not stop us from using em. something funny, and reading these makes me wonder if it ever turned into a big issue, but about 5 years ago, me and a few friends got those atomic snapper things that you throw on the ground and they explode. well get got about 900 boxes of the damn things and spread them all over the street out in front of our high school on the 4th of July. cop car comes rolling down the street with the windows open. funniest sight you would EVER see. they have the doors flung open wide and hands on their holsters hiding behind the doors looking around for who was shooting at them when all they did was run over the snappers. (got to watch this from about a block away) Now reading this shit and looking back at that "funny" shit,....... dodged a bullet there, literally. there was also the fact that you know those funny light-n-go fireworks boats made out of plastic? well we also set a few of those in the local park pool, and made about a dozen lifeguards dive for cover (even into the pool). good, no, great times, but damn, would hate for those things to be banned.
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WizardOfUnseen Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:thumbsup:
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ReallyAngry Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
cool story bro



(dw I did read it all)
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Atlantech Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
so how angry does that make you?
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ReallyAngry Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
it makes me THIS angry


ohohoho I see what you did there, YOU WANTED TO MAKE ME SAY: "IT MAKES ME REALLY ANGRY!" :angered:



...

DAMMIT!! :rage:
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SolidSpy24 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
fireworks is illegal in some parts of the us >: my state ha a LOT of restrictions on fireworks :P lol
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ReallyAngry Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well I wouldn't wanna be invaded by those sucky states then! hmpf!
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Atlantech Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:lmao: yep, you caught me.
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brontolina Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
You have no idea how happy it made me to see a Complaints post from *ReallyAngry in my inbox again. :happycry:
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ReallyAngry Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's been so long... I don't recognize anything here on devart... least of all you! Q_Q


WHAT HAPPENED TO SALI? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?!!? WAS CHAN TOO DESU!??!
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brontolina Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
YES

it was weeby and I got the username when I was about sixteen years old so I decided it was time for a change (I'm now 24, lol)
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ReallyAngry Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hm wow I see...

WELL I GOT REALLYANGRY ABOUT 6 YEARS AGO... WHY THE FUCK WOULD I EVER CHANGE!!
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brontolina Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
*~*~ANGRY 4 EVA~*~*
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ReallyAngry Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:headbang: Hellz yeh bebby!
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Valadix Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Because The States invading a country never causes any problems at all...
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ReallyAngry Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I thought Iraq had a perfect track record! The GW Bush sent me a personal note on his progress and everything!
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HametsuNoCharge Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OF COURSE NOT! WE ARE THE UNITED STATES OF AWESOME!
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LadyData Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ever thought of moving to the U.S?
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ReallyAngry Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Now THERE's radical thinking, I DO keep seeing advert for "Get your US Green Card now!" everywhere on da webs!
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Koyukuk Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist
Your username fits you. :B
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ReallyAngry Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
WOW YOU'RE RIGHT! HADN'T NOTICED UNTIL YOU MENTIONED IT JUST NAO! :rage: :angered: :explosion:
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CharityK Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
:iconfirstworldproblemplz:
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ReallyAngry Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
First world problems are problems too! Q_Q
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CharityK Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Lulz
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ReallyAngry Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They are!! Google them! You'll know the rich, straight, white man's pain ;_;
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CharityK Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I think if I was to google "straight white mans pain" I think I'd see a lot of assholes.... And not the figurative kind.
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ReallyAngry Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol in all seriousness this is quite likely
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
Surely you'd prefer China to invade you guys and teach you all about fireworks?
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ReallyAngry Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Mmmm, I've always liked chinese food and women...


but language so hard T_T
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
China>USA especially when it comes down to fireworks :nod:

Though Japanese women(specified: Geisha's)>Chinese women.
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McDenis09 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm pretty sure I would want my younger brother to be illegal.
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