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I can't read your shit

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Ninjaslug Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Dear Ubisoft,

Fuck you! No, really, fuck you! I've loved the assassins creed game series since its fucking birth, and I have every single game (except for the wishy-washy PSP spinoffs). I love the series with a passion and what do you give me for it?

Fucking 3 point size font. I don't have an HD tv, ubisoft- my standard definition TV is even over 10 years old. I bought the 360 when it just came out, when my family actually had money- and when we lived in an urban area instead of in the middle of nowhere.

Point being, Ubisoft, is that you need to make your shit readable. It looks pretty as hell in HD I agree, but it'd look just as fucking pretty if you made the text at least 12 point fucking font.

The funny part is, the text has been getting smaller and smaller as the games progressed. The first one had like, 10 point font, then two had 9 point, brotherhood had 7-8 point, revelations was the same, and then there's 3 with their fucking 5 point font.

There is no reason for this. It does not look aesthetically pleasing, it's unreadable on a standard definition TV, and the game is far harder to play when you cannot read your fucking minimap (which is the size of a quarter), dialogue, in-game warnings and shit for important things like the guy you're supposed to fucking kill, and of course the fuckload of text you have in the multiplayer UI.

:icontealdeerplz: MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOUR TEXT, AND IT SHOULDN'T BE THAT WAY. FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT. I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE USE SUB NORMALLY, AND NOW THE FUCKIGN GAME COMPANIES ARE DOING IT TO? I WANT TO BURN THE WORLD SO FUCKING BAD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE FUCKING UBISOFT CAN'T MAKE READABLE TEXT WORTH A DAMN AND AND AND I'M GONNA FUCKING AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
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KunichiMinamino Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I had an old SD tv when then the first one came out, so I can sympathize. It is hard to read and I have bad vision to boot. So, yeah...
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Ninjaslug Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I wear glasses and I have to scoot RIGHT UP ON there just to read the biggest subtitles.
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Hailo95100 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
Our big TV broke so I've been playing on a small one for years and I swear every game that has come out I'm like really how do you expect us to read this I've given myself headaches trying to get certain missions done.
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Ninjaslug Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
how big is it?
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AmalaAzula Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013   Digital Artist
I wear glasses and I have a good sizable TV and still can't see the font :iconkiddingplz:

I would also like to say, fuck you ya Ubisoft bitches, thanks for a waste of bullshit that's called Assassin's Creed III!
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Ninjaslug Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
AC 3 as a game isn't so bad, the multiplayer is still good and they have some decent modes. My main complaint is that indyuns side with the colonists and that the font is so fucking small.
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AmalaAzula Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013   Digital Artist
I would partially agree that not all of the game isn't bad. But I did find story mode to be easy to beat. I had friends who beat it in 2 days! That's weak. The story itself wasn't that intriguing, Connor as a character was bland. He reminded me of Altair. The multiplayer is ok but there's so much noobs that ruin it for everyone. I mainly like wolfpack or manhunt but that's all crapped on by the noobs too. I hope AC4 will be better. And hopefully ubisoft actually tests the game out before releasing it with bugs and glitches. =/
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Shiva722BLARB Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student Writer
You probably haven't asked Benjamin Franklin for his bifocals yet...Silly Connor.
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Ninjaslug Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I did ask him what he thought of dating older women.
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Shiva722BLARB Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Student Writer
That Connor...Always getting all the ladies...
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