Well, that wasn't awkward at all.
I've just returned from the company christmas party/karaoke thing. I am not ahpopy. I am also a bit drunk. And horribly embarrassed.
To start out, the company christmas party was... interesting in the least. I didn't expect to be hauled into the back to help with dinner. I really wasn't. I kinda regret it now, going to the party. but it was free booze, so why the fuck not?
anyhoo, one of the guys who used to work there (ironically i used to have a crush on him, still kinda do OMFG) was there was we started talking a bit and hanging out. now, he hasn't been there in a while, so he doesn't know all the new people who work there now. so a group of us decide to go and sing karaoke a bit. terri, one of the chicas with us, is already wasted and tags along. she drinks more. awesome.
she then decides to play match maker with me and this guy i was hanging with. OERSGHAS;EOGHA;EGKJ
i think i need more liquor.
tl;dr;
it was a bad day/night.
To start out, the company christmas party was... interesting in the least. I didn't expect to be hauled into the back to help with dinner. I really wasn't. I kinda regret it now, going to the party. but it was free booze, so why the fuck not?
anyhoo, one of the guys who used to work there (ironically i used to have a crush on him, still kinda do OMFG) was there was we started talking a bit and hanging out. now, he hasn't been there in a while, so he doesn't know all the new people who work there now. so a group of us decide to go and sing karaoke a bit. terri, one of the chicas with us, is already wasted and tags along. she drinks more. awesome.
she then decides to play match maker with me and this guy i was hanging with. OERSGHAS;EOGHA;EGKJ
i think i need more liquor.
tl;dr;
it was a bad day/night.
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I need to get a job so I can go to parties.
I live such a boring life.
I live such a boring life.
plus you can have money to buy awesome shit. 
Oh.
yeah.
What can I say? Shit happens
lots of it lately.
I thought there was going to be some epic climax to this story...
Or was there? Eh? Eh?
Or was there? Eh? Eh?
all i want to remember from this night was to not take an already drunk chick to the bar and a guy i like at the same time. bad things happen.
I once gessoed a 7 foot canvas with my naked body in the middle of an apartment parking lot because I was smashed on tequila at 4 in the morning. Could have been much worse.
THAT, sounds like good fun! Good erotic fun!!
how the fuck did you manage that? did you even get caught?Well I drank a bunch of tequila and then poured gesso on myself. The rest is history. Did not get caught! We're an art town down here in Denton!
woooow. i think i'd might have fun there depenindin on how good the moonshine is.
Alcohol is the solution. Drink more until you can't remember the night. Problem solved 
i did get moonshine tonight too. it's delish. it will help the horribleness.
Be sure to get some aspirin for the next morning headache!
aspirin and orange juice.
Just go to sleep and maybe it will all go away. 
So I take it things did not work out between you and the guy despite you being a "bit" drunk?
we have a bit of a history, actually. someone else tried hooking us up, and it ended horribly.
Lol, I guess it is not meant to be?
apparntly. tho however i was tipsy enough to candidly discuss it with him on the way home. which was way less awkward since drunkard wasn't there.