My nephews are like that! One of them was 4 or 5 at the time and his family was at Disney World. Well he walked off and it took them like 20 minutes to find him. He was all upset of course and said he couldn't have walked off and gotten lost if his dad was watching him better...hard to argue with that logic
My favorite was getting woken up at 2am on a saturday morning because this project manager didn't let us know they needed new printer drivers installed (they were migrating from HP to Xerox). Since the old printers were still physically there, I saw no reason why it couldn't wait until Monday. Heard from my manager that me telling them "their lack of planning doesn't make make this an oncall issue"...guess I hurt their feelings
They seriously couldn't have waited for a better hour?
I got called at 3am because our operations staff got errors checking empty tapes into the tape library. We still had 200 empty tapes so backups wouldn't fail...I wasn't happy but used my cheerful voice anyway. Turned out they didn't close the IO door all the way