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Bacon Fingers

:icontheleaveshaveeyes:
theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Professional Photographer
So today is my boyfriend's birthday, and I decided to cook him a nice brunch (it was going to be breakfast, but he didn't want to eat so heavy before his doctor's appointment this morning) of bacon, eggs, and leftover holiday potatoes.

I don't like bacon or eggs. Bacon makes my stomach hurt just looking at it. But I decided to treat him for his birthday and cook it anyway. I'm pulling out the bacon I plan to use, lay it out on a plate, ready to go.

I go to wash my hands...no water. :iconstaresplz: I try to disinfect with alcohol, but the bacon smell remains. And I need a shower rather badly. So now I'm the weird, unwashed pregnant chick with bacon fingers.

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:iconstripedpower:
StripedPower Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012   Digital Artist
"I don't like bacon"

What.
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:iconplumcider:
plumcider Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Student General Artist
I second this.
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:iconwalkingren:
WalkingRen Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
Sounds like a food =/
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:iconplaceusernamehere:
placeusernamehere Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
Did your pipes burst or something? (Happened to me a couple years ago, NOT fun.)
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:icontheleaveshaveeyes:
theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Professional Photographer
Not sure, maybe they froze. It's still not acting right.
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:iconplaceusernamehere:
placeusernamehere Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
Well, some water jugs should fix the issue (kind of). Ever bathed in water you had to heat up on a stove? (Not fun.)
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:iconredfoxbennaton:
Redfoxbennaton Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Bacon gives me heart burn. But, one time I went to trader joes and got the best.
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:iconmapper3:
mapper3 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Student General Artist
Salad fingers is healthier. :iconsaladfingersplz:
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
So long as you don't try to eat Hubert Cumberdale. He tastes of soot and poo. :iconhubertcumberdaleplz:
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:iconmapper3:
mapper3 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Student General Artist
I heard Marjery Stewart - Baxter tastes pretty good.
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
Like sunshine dust,I heard. :nod:
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:iconmapper3:
mapper3 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Student General Artist
But first, I must wash my petticoat.
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:iconallah-saurus:
allah-saurus Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
Lingering bacon is like a jellyfish sting, you have to pee on it.
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:iconredmarlin:
redmarlin Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
PISS ON YOUR HAND
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:iconjuliabohemian:
Juliabohemian Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012


Bacon is everything. Do not question this.
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:icondarkanddefiant:
darkanddefiant Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon
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:iconjuliabohemian:
Juliabohemian Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
:la:
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:icondarkanddefiant:
darkanddefiant Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
:icondroolplz:
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Professional
You... don't like bacon.

Does not compute.
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
Awkward moment for the water to go out.. 0.o
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:iconashieepants:
Ashieepants Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
The only thing I can't ever seem to get off of my hands is onion.

After dicing onions, my hands smell like them for easily, 3 days, no matter how much soap and hot water I use. :grump:
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:icondarkanddefiant:
darkanddefiant Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
i don't mind it as much as i used to, mainly cause i'm around it so much lately. :lol: lemon does wonders for smells, as well as vinager (white primarily) and tends to work faster than soap and water.
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:icontheleaveshaveeyes:
theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Professional Photographer
I love onion. I'd rather smell of onions than bacon.
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:iconashieepants:
Ashieepants Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
Oh, don't get me wrong, I do too. :lol: But 3 days after making a curry or a pasta dish and smelling onion, it gets real confusing.
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
Curry's the best, because you end up with the smells of ginger and garlic mixed with the onion too. I just don't get that smell on my hands for long enough! :noes:
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:icontheleaveshaveeyes:
theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Professional Photographer
That reminds me, I want to make a bolognese sauce :la:
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:icon290pika:
290Pika Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Student Filmographer
Go use the neighbor's sink! :la:
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:icontheleaveshaveeyes:
theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Professional Photographer
Our whole building is out :C
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:icon290pika:
290Pika Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Student Filmographer
Go somewhere else and shower. :la:

Even if you have to be creepy.
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:iconbrandimuffin:
BrandiMuffin Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012   Digital Artist
Do you have a puppy or a kitten? Have them lick it off! :P
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:icontheleaveshaveeyes:
theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Professional Photographer
My cat loves the smell of bacon, but not the taste. She's weird.
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:iconwinged-ego:
Winged-Ego Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Maybe you don't cook it well. :B
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:icontheleaveshaveeyes:
theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Professional Photographer
I cook it wonderfully :iconsnobplz:
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:iconebolabearvomit:
EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
Let the man suck on your fingers!:nuu:

Everyone enjoys some good'ol bacon fingers!
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:iconkawaii-cookies:
kawaii-cookies Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Student General Artist
I've been eating waffles with extra syrup 5 times in a row for brekkie this crimbo :giggle:
I have sticky fingers :evillaugh:
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:iconmitoma:
Mitoma Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
Add in bologna and hot-dog water fingers and you have some of the worst feelings in the world. Everyone thinks I'm crazy when I talk about the perils of bologna fingers, but at least unwashed bacon cookers can understand. :saddummy:
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:icon0rg:
0rg Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
Do they taste like bacon too?
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:iconendeavor-to-freefall:
How can you have no water?
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:icontheleaveshaveeyes:
theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Professional Photographer
I turn on the tap and nothing happens.
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:iconendeavor-to-freefall:
I mean how do you run out in a first world country, is there a drought or something?
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:icontheleaveshaveeyes:
theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Professional Photographer
I don't think we "ran out", it's more of a plumbing problem.
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:iconendeavor-to-freefall:
Ah.
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
Wait till you water breaks or something. Then you cna wash your bacon fingers.
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FIRSTxAIDxKIT Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
:lol:
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