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Bacon Fingers

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theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Professional Photographer
So today is my boyfriend's birthday, and I decided to cook him a nice brunch (it was going to be breakfast, but he didn't want to eat so heavy before his doctor's appointment this morning) of bacon, eggs, and leftover holiday potatoes.

I don't like bacon or eggs. Bacon makes my stomach hurt just looking at it. But I decided to treat him for his birthday and cook it anyway. I'm pulling out the bacon I plan to use, lay it out on a plate, ready to go.

I go to wash my hands...no water. :iconstaresplz: I try to disinfect with alcohol, but the bacon smell remains. And I need a shower rather badly. So now I'm the weird, unwashed pregnant chick with bacon fingers.

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StripedPower Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012   Digital Artist
"I don't like bacon"

What.
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plumcider Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Student General Artist
I second this.
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WalkingRen Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
Sounds like a food =/
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placeusernamehere Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
Did your pipes burst or something? (Happened to me a couple years ago, NOT fun.)
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:icontheleaveshaveeyes:
theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Professional Photographer
Not sure, maybe they froze. It's still not acting right.
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placeusernamehere Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
Well, some water jugs should fix the issue (kind of). Ever bathed in water you had to heat up on a stove? (Not fun.)
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Redfoxbennaton Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Bacon gives me heart burn. But, one time I went to trader joes and got the best.
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mapper3 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Student General Artist
Salad fingers is healthier. :iconsaladfingersplz:
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Kinrift Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
So long as you don't try to eat Hubert Cumberdale. He tastes of soot and poo. :iconhubertcumberdaleplz:
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mapper3 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Student General Artist
I heard Marjery Stewart - Baxter tastes pretty good.
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