Fuck These Fucking Fuckers
Who keep ringing me at ungodly hours of the night and early morning. I need to get up at 4:30 am for work, I do not want to hear about your fucking spiritual experiences, a fairy you thought you saw or a dream about being the chosen one/ dragon rider you had.
; Fucking fuck fuck fuck shit duck.
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Did anyone else think "History of the F Word" when they saw this?
charge your phone every night in another room and leave it on vibrate. 
Or just turn it off, that would be better.
Or just turn it off, that would be better.
Hire a JW to man the phones in the early hours of the mornings.
That'll teach 'em to ring you!
That'll teach 'em to ring you!
This is why my family unplugs the phone line at night.
Block every number but the ones in your green list?
You shoulda put it as, "4:20 A.M." because I'm a 'tard.
The only solution is to smash the phone.
i had a manager like that. calling me all the time asking me to come in after like 4 hours of sleep. i turned my ringer off. i rarely ever turn it on.
best title of a complaint, EVER.... often use it myself 
I'm just going to lick this Tootsie Roll pop now. It's more interesting and there's a prize in the center!What's a tootsie pop? (Serious question)
It's a magical sucker with amazing stuff inside. The trick is to count every single lick or else the magic wears off. The chosen one who can count every single lick will get superpowers. Only then can the world be at peace.
This is glorious.
I'm having an issue with that. 
nothing compared to my grandma calling me at 1 AM with "Happy Namesday!" -_-
We were just talking about namesday
lol really?
Yep. Something about how in Greek they celebrate it like a big birthday party.
Happy... "Namesday"? Dafuq? 
uhh Namesday is like birthday, but instead of day of birth is on day of your name, like if your name is Valentine, then on 14th of February you have namesday XD
Spoilers - That was me.