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Fuck These Fucking Fuckers

:iconspudfuzz:
Spudfuzz Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Who keep ringing me at ungodly hours of the night and early morning. I need to get up at 4:30 am for work, I do not want to hear about your fucking spiritual experiences, a fairy you thought you saw or a dream about being the chosen one/ dragon rider you had.

:icontealdeerplz:; Fucking fuck fuck fuck shit duck.
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:iconredmarlin:
redmarlin Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
Did anyone else think "History of the F Word" when they saw this?
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:iconwheezergirl:
wheezergirl Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
charge your phone every night in another room and leave it on vibrate. :dummy:


Or just turn it off, that would be better.
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
Hire a JW to man the phones in the early hours of the mornings.
That'll teach 'em to ring you!
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:iconrendjur:
rendjur Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
This is why my family unplugs the phone line at night.
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:iconaldarune:
Aldarune Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
Block every number but the ones in your green list?
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:iconamalaazula:
AmalaAzula Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012   Digital Artist
:iconyoukiddingmeplz:
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:iconcommandereve:
CommanderEVE Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Student General Artist
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I think this song fits perfectly. :lol:
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:iconmcdenis09:
McDenis09 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You shoulda put it as, "4:20 A.M." because I'm a 'tard.
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
The only solution is to smash the phone.
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:icontsuruginomai:
TsurugiNoMai Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
i had a manager like that. calling me all the time asking me to come in after like 4 hours of sleep. i turned my ringer off. i rarely ever turn it on.
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:iconchessfriday:
chessfriday Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
best title of a complaint, EVER.... often use it myself =P
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:icontyphloser:
Typhloser Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm just going to lick this Tootsie Roll pop now. It's more interesting and there's a prize in the center!
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:iconspudfuzz:
Spudfuzz Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What's a tootsie pop? (Serious question)
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:icontyphloser:
Typhloser Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's a magical sucker with amazing stuff inside. The trick is to count every single lick or else the magic wears off. The chosen one who can count every single lick will get superpowers. Only then can the world be at peace.
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:iconmisterkhact:
MisterKhact Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
:iconlinkdanceplz1:
:iconlinkdanceplz2:
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
This is glorious.
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:iconsmoppet:
Smoppet Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
I'm having an issue with that. :lol:
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:iconbenioxoxox:
BenioxoXox Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
nothing compared to my grandma calling me at 1 AM with "Happy Namesday!" -_-
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:iconhurricaneclaw:
Hurricaneclaw Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
We were just talking about namesday :dummy:
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:iconbenioxoxox:
BenioxoXox Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
lol really?
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:iconhurricaneclaw:
Hurricaneclaw Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yep. Something about how in Greek they celebrate it like a big birthday party.
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:iconspudfuzz:
Spudfuzz Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy... "Namesday"? Dafuq? :iconwatplx:
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:iconbenioxoxox:
BenioxoXox Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
uhh Namesday is like birthday, but instead of day of birth is on day of your name, like if your name is Valentine, then on 14th of February you have namesday XD
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Spoilers - That was me.
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:iconspudfuzz:
Spudfuzz Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
GODDAMN YOU :iconfliptableplz:

Ps Try to have more interesting dreams, k? The whole "chosen one" thing is really old.
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
...Dream? :stare:
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:icondavidscript:
DavidScript Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Fuck.
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:iconescarlatafox:
EscarlataFox Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Smurf these smurfing smurfers.
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:iconanimperfectdream:
AnImperfectDream Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
And this ladies and gentleman, is why I rarely wear trousers when talking over the phone.
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:iconspudfuzz:
Spudfuzz Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Because that's always relevant! :iconawwyissplz:
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:iconanimperfectdream:
AnImperfectDream Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
My trouser-less escapades are always relevant! :stare:
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:iconangelishi:
angelishi Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
... Turn off the phone?
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:iconroyal-demon:
Royal-Demon Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Fuckers gonna fuck.

I can't believe I wrote that. But meh.
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:iconsiegeonthorstadt:
siegeonthorstadt Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
you made me laugh, thank you sir.
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:iconsiantjudas:
siantjudas Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012   Digital Artist
I think I was a dragon rider once...
No wait, I think I was a chosen one once...
No that's not right, I think I was ring ring once...
yeah...
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:iconspudfuzz:
Spudfuzz Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The one dragon to ring them all?
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:iconsiantjudas:
siantjudas Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012   Digital Artist
I did not expect you combine all those into one cohesive idea, well done.
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:icondeviant-garde:
deviant-garde Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
And you don't even know these people? Are they trying to sell you some snake oil?
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:iconspudfuzz:
Spudfuzz Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I do know them, that's the worst part. Kill meee. :stare:
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:iconsiantjudas:
siantjudas Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012   Digital Artist
Kill yourself you lazy turd duckle. :|
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:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
Duck duck duck :iconaflacplz:
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:iconkiwi-punch:
Kiwi-Punch Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
GOOSE!!! :icongooseplz:
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:iconangelheartthewarrior:
AngelheartTheWarrior Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I laugh at this conversation. XD
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