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December 27, 2012
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We should ban everyone with a negative opinion.

:iconhumanknotgirl:
humanknotgirl Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Wouldn't it be SO hilarious if the admins just up and decided that Complaints had become a cancer and started purging it? IE: Blocking anyone who bashed another user from ever posting in it again? How many people would actually be left on the forum? I'm thinking less than 20%, though some of you would probably say less than 2%. Complaints would probably go from most frequented board to least frequented in a matter of days.

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Actual Complaint 1: The other day I got an ingrown nail. I removed it and now the side of my toe is all icky and painful. It'll be days before it heals properly and it makes me wonder why humans have toenails at all.

Actual Complaint 2: I'm lonely. :iconsadtardplz:
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:lock: OP request
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:icontacosteev:
tacosteev Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist
I hate ingrown toenails! Had two of my toes fixed up so I wouldn't get them (as often I guess). Have a thinner nail but no more pain :nod:
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:iconiriastar:
Iriastar Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Stop using tight shoes. And what *VISIONOFTHEWORLD said. :B
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:iconlegendarysuperman:
LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And thus concludes another shitty Journal update from ~humanknotgirl Stay tuned for next time, when we get an update on what mommy is making for breakfast.
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LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I must have gotten blocked for this remark! :lol: I tried to make another comment to one of the OP's replies to *Penhuin, but it says I'm blocked :rofl:
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
That's what you get for being a big online bully!
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:iconhumanknotgirl:
humanknotgirl Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
I only blocked him because I notice he follows you like a goddamned puppy dog and because I can't block you for 48 hours. Had I known you were going to necro every goddamned thread I ever made I would have been more careful. But seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Necro? We can't necro threads anymore, they get automatically locked. Also you never blocked me. And I don't give a shit as to why you blocked him, don't come licking my shoes and telling me your life story. I don't care.
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:iconlegendarysuperman:
LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The hell?! :stare: I don't follow you like a puppy :lol: OP is seriously an idiot to think that :rofl:
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Eh I have no idea, I didn't comment in most of her threads till today... :lol:
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:iconlegendarysuperman:
LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh please, we both know that isn't true :evileye:
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:iconlegendarysuperman:
LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey! :ohnoes: I'll have you know, I'm a big, online bully superhero :iconsnobplz:
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:iconredmarlin:
redmarlin Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
We'd just go back to Help With Life :lol:
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:iconagent-sarah:
Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Or the religion forum, seeing that's a huge magnet for flames and trolling.
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:iconredmarlin:
redmarlin Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
True. I chose HWL because that's where the complaints-esque threads started, if I remember right.
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:iconvisionoftheworld:
VISIONOFTHEWORLD Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Ingrown nails happen because of failure to cut the nails. Learn to cut your toenails and it won't happen anymore. That is my positive opinion :)
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:icontacosteev:
tacosteev Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist
Not to mention shoes that don't fit right...
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:iconstieger:
Stieger Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
INGROWN TOE NAILS HURT LIKE A BITCH :noes:
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:iconpatt-ytto:
Patt-Ytto Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Itcheh vuhjaynas averywear
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Cut your toe off.
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:iconhumanknotgirl:
humanknotgirl Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Don't you need your big toe for balance?
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Don't ruin my attempt at being a decent person :grump:
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:iconhumanknotgirl:
humanknotgirl Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Hey, if I don't need it I'll happily cut it off!
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'll get the knife.
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:icon290pika:
290Pika Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student Filmographer
I'd rather have us be in Complaints than everywhere else on the forum. :lol:

And I think everyone else would prefer us be concentrated to Complaints, as well.
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:icondarkanddefiant:
darkanddefiant Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
indeed. :paranoid:
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
For both complaints, go buy a dildo. Why? Because rubbing the walls of your vagina would bring to you the pleasures and secretions of dopamine and endorphins- the neurotransmitters that give you a sense of joy and relaxation from the such. Exercising and eating tasty, comfortable foods also do just that as well. As for the loneliness, the dildo- being your only 'boyfriend'- will provide you the stimulation and comfort needed to cure all of that anyway.

Now go get one and have a good day. :D
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:icondivine--apathia:
divine--apathia Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Because that totally doesn't make you sound like a perv :roll:
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
I'd prefer a tentacle monster, myself.
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
A horse-cocking, homosexual person of color would be better.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Tentacles can do some pretty disgusting horrible interesting things. I've seen some shit.
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
I've seen pure liquid shit. [link]
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Shit.
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Okay, at this point, I'm just gonna call squik before I click the link.
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
No one cares.
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Duuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
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:iconhumanknotgirl:
humanknotgirl Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
:iconslowclapplz: :iconclapplz: :iconbwavoplz:

I think you just ended my thread with that. I love you.
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
I don't love you.
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:iconhumanknotgirl:
humanknotgirl Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
:iconshockplz:
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
[link] Have a happy holiday. :lol:
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:iconhumanknotgirl:
humanknotgirl Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
:rofl:
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:iconendeavor-to-freefall:
They'd just go back to Deviants, I remember a time when Complaints wasn't even relevant.
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:iconfirstxaidxkit:
FIRSTxAIDxKIT Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
I don't think I've ever had an ingrown nail. That sounds unpleasant.
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:iconsmoppet:
Smoppet Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Party at my place then!
:icontetrisplz::iconlapdanceplz::iconpotatodanceplz::icontetrisplz:
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:iconco-phantom:
Co-Phantom Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Is it ready for guests and such? I don't want to go to a house that looks like a hoarder lives there. :noes:
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:iconsmoppet:
Smoppet Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
:unimpressed:
The ghetto is back over there. I live in the rich houses, darling.
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:iconco-phantom:
Co-Phantom Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Is that so? Sounds fancy. :U
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:iconsmoppet:
Smoppet Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
The fanciest! :la:
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