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Egocentric jerks

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LangBam Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Okay, It's not enough that these egocentric A'holes are so very "charming" when you're around them. Now, with FB, Twitter and Instagram, etc..., it feels like you're never NOT around them anymore! Man i'm fed up with their whining about how unphotogenic they look (in photos which are clearly photoshopped), self-take pic as presents for friends during holidays, skinny complaining about being fat... UGRHHHH!
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angelishi Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist


Here you go, darlin', your Christmas present!
I'd say I'm unphotogenic or fat to annoy you even more but, let's face it, I'm gorgeous, hot and slim.
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WizardOfUnseen Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
So why are you around them?
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
So.. why not remove them?
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Kinrift Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

Facebook. :lmao:
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:iconthe-uglytruth:
The-UglyTruth Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
All of the social media outlets you've described require you to follow people.

So really, you are doing it to yourself.
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LangBam Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
I don't use twitter, and you don't follow ppl on FB.
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CrystalGoldfinch Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Professional General Artist
Yeah you can follow people on facebook via news feeds. :slow:
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:iconthe-uglytruth:
The-UglyTruth Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Are you being intentionally thick?
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LangBam Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
yeah, argueing with assholes on the internet stopped being fun already. So i'm gonna ignore you.
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:iconthe-uglytruth:
The-UglyTruth Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
I'll take that as a 'no'.
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Atlantech Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
tell them to STFU, problem solved.
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siantjudas Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012   Digital Artist
So you're complaint is that you haven't figured out a way to not hang around people you hate?
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LangBam Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Honestly? I'd like to learn how to hang out with ppl i hate. You have to learn those socialising skills eventually, if you want to get promoted.
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siantjudas Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012   Digital Artist
Not necessarily, maybe if you want to get promoted someplace where you wouldn't be entirely happy working.

And there's a difference between tolerating people you hate, and hanging out with them. But if that really is your goal, why not start now by not bitching about it. :D
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LangBam Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
haha, the main idea is that none of those ppl i know is on DA. So, i need to bitch about it somewhere, don't i? =)
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siantjudas Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012   Digital Artist
Ideally no. While everyone has things to bitch about now and again, if what you were saying about your career is like this, that's not good. Because then it'll be an everyday thing. No one wants to work someplace and everyday be coming home like that. It's better to find a place where you're happy, rather than force yourself to work in a place you hate.
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LangBam Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Got it ;)... I'll keep that in mind when i start looking for jobs.
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DJ0Hybrid Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Get better friends. Sheesh, as much as people complain about social networks, they seem to forget that knowing better people makes them better.
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LangBam Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
the problem is that if you're street smart, you'd learn to not burn bridges. Honestly i'm here, essentially, to COMPLAIN, rather than looking for solutions. jeez
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Eh, social media attracts narcissists like a candle attracts moths, so stop using facebook and twitter.
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Pinkmitten Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Well, for one some are obviously trying to get attention. Which isn't always a bad thing. But yes, when it's a constant thing then you need to go poop on them.
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LangBam Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
haha good advice =)
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NudeDoctor Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
For facebook, you can opt out of seeing most of the updates from people. Somewhere on their profile or something, you can change how often they appear in your news feed. I set so many people to "only important updates" so I didn't have to go through 30 pictures of sunsets and sidewalks with "never give up" written on them.

As for Twitter, I don't feel sorry for you if you actually use it :meow:
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LangBam Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
i shall try that :/...
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Self-Epidemic Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
So, basically you are jealous that you aren't beautiful and thin, right?
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LangBam Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
It's only evolutionary and biological to be jealous of the ones with more physical appeal than you, my friend. And that doesn't negate their egocentricity, does it?
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Self-Epidemic Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
So you are jealous.
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LangBam Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
So you don't have a point.
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Self-Epidemic Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Well you came into a forum whining that you don't think you are pretty or thin enough, somewhat "egocentric" of you, don't you think.
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LangBam Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
okay, i'm not sure you're reading what i wrote correctly. And honestly, you just made quite a distorted interpretation there.

For what it's worth, i don't think i'm "not pretty or thin enough". I'm okay with who i am. And please, don't do politics, for the sake of those in your society.
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Self-Epidemic Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Right, so thats why you're bitching about pretty people, or thin people.

You are as bad as them.
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LangBam Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
okay, again, distorted interpretation.
I'm not "bitching about pretty or thin people". I'm bitching about those who THINK they are pretty and thin, and have the constant thirst for attention and confirmation from others. As to whether they are actually pretty and thin, different people have different standards.

Learn to read carefully.
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GreenEyedYoshika Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I take pictures of myself for my boyfriend. Also, skinny people who complain about being fat really piss me off. If they're fat, then what am I? *rehtorical question*
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The-UglyTruth Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Fat. The answer is fat.

There. Looks like the question wasn't rhetorical after all.
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GreenEyedYoshika Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
eh, more of chubby now...
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The-UglyTruth Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Curves are sexy!
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LangBam Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
well that's justified. But taking pictures of yourself in the changing room and upload them with the title "merry Xmas"?? COME ON!!!

I think they complain about being fat so that others will have to tell them that it's not true...
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prosaix Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
A'hole? What about B'holes and C'holes?
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mikepav Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
buttholes and cockholes
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:iconnokari:
nokari Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
The legendary 4th hole!
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LangBam Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
not sure if you're mocking me or there are really such things :/
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
Both, you should grow a brain.
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prosaix Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
I bet you are.
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Spudfuzz Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Think about it. :XD:
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NudeDoctor Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Nobody ever talks about the F'holes anymore.
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prosaix Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
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Kinrift Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
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superpika237 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I thought you said people gave Tic-tacs as presents during the holidays.

That woulda been way better!
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LangBam Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
hahah, then i wouldn't be in this section complaining, would i? =)
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
You can say 'asshole'. We'll barely judge you.
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