It's December 12th 2012 at Sandy Hook Elementary school, and a messy haired youngling is drooling and making a glitter covered seasonal card for mommy. His teacher walks past and ruffles the innocent tike's hair as he adds another piece of dried macaroni and dreams about meeting Santa Claus. Suddenly the child's face is blown off and his brains splatter across his Christmas card, adding the finishing touch.
The person holding the smoking Bushmaster XM-15 rifle was Adam Peter Lanza, a soulless, subhuman flesh calculator who decided that mass killings were the hip thing to do and just wanted to fit in. Lanza began his attempt at the high score by blasting his mother in half, probably because she just couldn't understand him and deleted all of his tranny porn. Lanza then went on to merrily murder a further nineteen ugly children, and six teachers. He then shoved his gun in his own mouth and became an hero just as the pigs rolled up, and is currently partying in hell with Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold, Seung-Hui Cho and Satan.

THE END.