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KAWAII DESU!~

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WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
It's December 12th 2012 at Sandy Hook Elementary school, and a messy haired youngling is drooling and making a glitter covered seasonal card for mommy. His teacher walks past and ruffles the innocent tike's hair as he adds another piece of dried macaroni and dreams about meeting Santa Claus. Suddenly the child's face is blown off and his brains splatter across his Christmas card, adding the finishing touch.
The person holding the smoking Bushmaster XM-15 rifle was Adam Peter Lanza, a soulless, subhuman flesh calculator who decided that mass killings were the hip thing to do and just wanted to fit in. Lanza began his attempt at the high score by blasting his mother in half, probably because she just couldn't understand him and deleted all of his tranny porn. Lanza then went on to merrily murder a further nineteen ugly children, and six teachers. He then shoved his gun in his own mouth and became an hero just as the pigs rolled up, and is currently partying in hell with Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold, Seung-Hui Cho and Satan.

THE END. :iconkawaiidesuplz:
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:iconartisticaxis:
ArtisticAxis Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
You should take this to Hollywood and make it into a movie with a anti-violent videogamez/media/guns spin because people like dem brainwashin'
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:iconlankss:
Lankss Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
THIS MAN IS A HERO, HE WENT 26-0 AND DIDNT EVEN CALL IN A NUKE.

SUCH BRAVERY. :iconnukeplz:
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:iconsanguinelaw:
SanguineLaw Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What is it with Sandy things causing chaos in America? :noes:
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
GUN CONTROL VIDEO GAME VIOLENCE LULZ AND NEGLECTION OF THE AUTISTS.
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:iconsanguinelaw:
SanguineLaw Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah m8 I agree with yer there m8
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
CAT PLANET FLASHING LIGHT CAT
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
:iconcatplanetcat2plz:


All I could think of to say here.
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
:3 Good, good.
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:iconsiantjudas:
siantjudas Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012   Digital Artist
a hero, not an hero
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
You obviously don't get what "an hero" means do you?
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:iconsiantjudas:
siantjudas Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012   Digital Artist
It means you made a mistake.
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
No....
Click here... [link]
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:iconsiantjudas:
siantjudas Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012   Digital Artist
That was odd...
But I guess it was all planned.
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Also that and to be honest... I ripped it off of ED. :lol: All for the advertisement mate.
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:iconsiantjudas:
siantjudas Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012   Digital Artist
I think I as an advertisement once...
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Lol.
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:iconroyal-demon:
Royal-Demon Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hmmm, did you know that the girl in the :iconkawaiidesuplz: is some sort of sick demon-possessed murderer?
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:iconmapper3:
mapper3 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconbenderplz: Now that IS irony!
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:iconroyal-demon:
Royal-Demon Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconmhmmmplz:
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:iconmapper3:
mapper3 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconyepplz:
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
No, I did not. :iconkawaiidesuplz:
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:iconroyal-demon:
Royal-Demon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Now you do! :iconcreepylaaplz:
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
:iconmeowlaplz:
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:iconroyal-demon:
Royal-Demon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
KAWAIIII DESUUU~~~
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:iconredfoxbennaton:
Redfoxbennaton Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
You're only jealous because he is better at math than you.
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Nope. He didn't count the little kids he killed, so he didn't end up breaking Cho's score.
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:iconredfoxbennaton:
Redfoxbennaton Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Hey, I just read the source where you got this writing from. You stole it from ED. Maybe if you went to ED less you would be more culturally enriched also be able to decide things for yourself, and that animosity towards people with aspergers would go away.
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
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:iconredfoxbennaton:
Redfoxbennaton Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I can smell it. It smells like your thread.
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
>I can smell it.

Sick fuck.
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:iconredfoxbennaton:
Redfoxbennaton Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Try harder.
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
I don't think I was trying.
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DJ0Hybrid Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
...and deleted all of his tranny porn.

Before he formly destroyed the harddrive. With a hammer.
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Yep. Lol.
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:iconkorukikonaru:
KorukiKonaru Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
As a side note, I've passed 1000 forum posts since joining dA! Am I a Complaints regular yet?
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:iconmasterinsanity:
MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Professional Writer
Nope :dummy: Minimum is 4000 posts.
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:iconkorukikonaru:
KorukiKonaru Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
Damn, I've still got a ways to go :grump: Maybe in that time I'll find my quirk. I like to think I'm at least becoming a familiar sight.
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:iconmasterinsanity:
MasterInsanity Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Professional Writer
:nod:
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Why yes, you are. :D
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:iconkorukikonaru:
KorukiKonaru Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Yay! :dummy: Now I just need to figure out what my specific quirk is.
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Autism. THE END. :iconkawaiidesuplz:
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:iconkorukikonaru:
KorukiKonaru Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
I could probably get away with that were I actually autistic :paranoid: But let's not be bringing disorders into this now. I mean, Pinkmitten's got constant flatulence, Angelishi is condescending and brutally honest, Prosaix just turns up in every thread and posts for the sake of it. What's my quirk? What are people going to recognise me for?
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Don't forget MasterPlanner and the plushies! [link]
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:iconkorukikonaru:
KorukiKonaru Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
Oh, I'm sorry! How could I forget you? :noes: Forgive me!
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
You're forgiven...for now =p
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iKiska Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student General Artist
Just get a recognizable icon. Bonus points if you make it yourself, I think. I've been a sophisticated Walrein for years.
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:iconkorukikonaru:
KorukiKonaru Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
Some people have already commented on my Filthy icon, so maybe I'll keep him around for a little while longer. I always thought the Walrein was cool, by the way.
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iKiska Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Student General Artist
I have no idea what your icon is from, but it's recognizable and that's all that matters, so that's good. :la:

And thanks! :hug:
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
The semiazn icon thing or whatever the fuck that shit is. FUCK.
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:iconkorukikonaru:
KorukiKonaru Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
My icon? I will admit I've been quite fond of Filthy these last few months but what happens when I decide to change it? My quirk will be gone!
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
lol
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