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KAWAII DESU!~

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WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
It's December 12th 2012 at Sandy Hook Elementary school, and a messy haired youngling is drooling and making a glitter covered seasonal card for mommy. His teacher walks past and ruffles the innocent tike's hair as he adds another piece of dried macaroni and dreams about meeting Santa Claus. Suddenly the child's face is blown off and his brains splatter across his Christmas card, adding the finishing touch.
The person holding the smoking Bushmaster XM-15 rifle was Adam Peter Lanza, a soulless, subhuman flesh calculator who decided that mass killings were the hip thing to do and just wanted to fit in. Lanza began his attempt at the high score by blasting his mother in half, probably because she just couldn't understand him and deleted all of his tranny porn. Lanza then went on to merrily murder a further nineteen ugly children, and six teachers. He then shoved his gun in his own mouth and became an hero just as the pigs rolled up, and is currently partying in hell with Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold, Seung-Hui Cho and Satan.

THE END. :iconkawaiidesuplz:
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ArtisticAxis Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Professional General Artist
You should take this to Hollywood and make it into a movie with a anti-violent videogamez/media/guns spin because people like dem brainwashin'
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Lankss Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Student General Artist
THIS MAN IS A HERO, HE WENT 26-0 AND DIDNT EVEN CALL IN A NUKE.

SUCH BRAVERY. :iconnukeplz:
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SanguineLaw Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What is it with Sandy things causing chaos in America? :noes:
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WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
GUN CONTROL VIDEO GAME VIOLENCE LULZ AND NEGLECTION OF THE AUTISTS.
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SanguineLaw Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah m8 I agree with yer there m8
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Kinrift Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
CAT PLANET FLASHING LIGHT CAT
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
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All I could think of to say here.
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WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
:3 Good, good.
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siantjudas Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012   Digital Artist
a hero, not an hero
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WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
You obviously don't get what "an hero" means do you?
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siantjudas Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012   Digital Artist
It means you made a mistake.
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