mistletoe rant


missroxylalonde's avatar
no omg u guys this is coming from someone that is jewish ok

mistletoes don't have red berries and spiked leaves

that's a holly

mistletoes have white berries and rounded leaves

pls don't draw ur characters kissing under a holly

thank u
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0rg's avatar
Didn't your mother teach you not to trust Jews?
:holly:
:iconfrenchkissplz:
Ha, take that! (Am I really the first person to do that? really?)
MischievousPooka's avatar
Well, it is true that a lot of people do mix up mistletoe with holly. But there is a mistletoe that has red berries called Viscum cruciatum but it still has round leaves.
WandererAnon's avatar
:iconadolfhitlerplz: You seem to be dirty, come into my showers, clean yourself up you fucking kike.
Kinrift's avatar
I'm offensive and I find this jewish.
MatthewMatters's avatar
:iconhahahaplz:

(No, I really am amused)
ApocalypsePonii's avatar
I [PLLBBBTTTT] can't [PLLLBBBT] understand [PLLLBBBT] your [PLLLBBBT] syntax [PLLLLLLLLBBBBBBTTTTT]



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BootyPatrol's avatar
:whisper: Remember, you're now in the deviantArt Forums, not Tumblr. Grammar counts or these assholes will fart on your glory.
missroxylalonde's avatar
i finally understand everything
BootyPatrol's avatar
Now we shall go cosplay Homestuck together into the sun.
missroxylalonde's avatar
yes and it will be v beautiful

nobody and i mean nobody who has replied to this topic will ever grasp the beauty of our homestuck cosplay
BootyPatrol's avatar
It shall be so miraculous the envy will burn holes in their hearts. They shall roll up into fetal positions on their beds while crying and rethinking their life choices.
missroxylalonde's avatar
i think this is the start of a new friendship
BootyPatrol's avatar
We have just witnessed miracle of life right before our eyes.
GalacticGoat's avatar
I always forget this so this is a surprisingly useful piece of information.
siantjudas's avatar
Damn straight, everyone knows you fuck under holly, not kiss.
Buniis's avatar
I don't get what's so hard about typing out "you", it's only two more characters than "u" and makes you seem 100x smarter.

Obviously this is a troll but it's the perfect example for the issue.
BandiHill3258's avatar
Your grammer irritates me.
Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
Mistletoe is something from pagan holidays. Not Christian. So go fuck under them instead of kissing. That's what the pagans did!
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