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mistletoe rant

:iconmissroxylalonde:
missroxylalonde Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
no omg u guys this is coming from someone that is jewish ok

mistletoes don't have red berries and spiked leaves

that's a holly

mistletoes have white berries and rounded leaves

pls don't draw ur characters kissing under a holly

thank u
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:icon0rg:
0rg Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
Didn't your mother teach you not to trust Jews?
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:iconiriastar:
Iriastar Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
wat
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:icongoatqueen:
GoatQueen Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
okay.
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
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:iconirononiji:
iroNoNiji Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:holly:
:iconfrenchkissplz:
Ha, take that! (Am I really the first person to do that? really?)
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
:iconfrenchkissplz:
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:iconmischievouspooka:
MischievousPooka Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Well, it is true that a lot of people do mix up mistletoe with holly. But there is a mistletoe that has red berries called Viscum cruciatum but it still has round leaves.
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:iconwandereranon:
WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
:iconadolfhitlerplz: You seem to be dirty, come into my showers, clean yourself up you fucking kike.
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
I'm offensive and I find this jewish.
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:iconmatthewmatters:
MatthewMatters Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Professional General Artist
:iconhahahaplz:

(No, I really am amused)
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:iconapocalypseponii:
ApocalypsePonii Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I [PLLBBBTTTT] can't [PLLLBBBT] understand [PLLLBBBT] your [PLLLBBBT] syntax [PLLLLLLLLBBBBBBTTTTT]



[PLLLLLLLLLLBBBBBBBBBTTTTT]
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:iconbootypatrol:
BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:whisper: Remember, you're now in the deviantArt Forums, not Tumblr. Grammar counts or these assholes will fart on your glory.
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:iconmissroxylalonde:
missroxylalonde Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i finally understand everything
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:iconbootypatrol:
BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Now we shall go cosplay Homestuck together into the sun.
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:iconmissroxylalonde:
missroxylalonde Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yes and it will be v beautiful

nobody and i mean nobody who has replied to this topic will ever grasp the beauty of our homestuck cosplay
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:iconbootypatrol:
BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It shall be so miraculous the envy will burn holes in their hearts. They shall roll up into fetal positions on their beds while crying and rethinking their life choices.
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:iconmissroxylalonde:
missroxylalonde Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i think this is the start of a new friendship
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:iconbootypatrol:
BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
We have just witnessed miracle of life right before our eyes.
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:icongalacticgoat:
GalacticGoat Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I always forget this so this is a surprisingly useful piece of information.
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:iconsiantjudas:
siantjudas Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012   Digital Artist
Damn straight, everyone knows you fuck under holly, not kiss.
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:iconsweetnspooky:
SweetNspooky Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Idgaf
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
I don't get what's so hard about typing out "you", it's only two more characters than "u" and makes you seem 100x smarter.

Obviously this is a troll but it's the perfect example for the issue.
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:iconbandihill3258:
BandiHill3258 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Your grammer irritates me.
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:iconapricots-from-nara:
Apricots-from-Nara Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student General Artist
Mistletoe is something from pagan holidays. Not Christian. So go fuck under them instead of kissing. That's what the pagans did!
:dummy:
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
The plastic mistletoe that we had growing up did in fact have white berries.
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:iconlaemperatrizmariana:
LaEmperatrizMariana Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Why not? That's hilarious. :lol:
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:iconlt-raume:
Lt-raume Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:iconfryplz:
Is your icon...
Large Bagel?
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:iconmissroxylalonde:
missroxylalonde Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i actually do see a resemblance but no that is me

fuNNY THAT YOU ACTually see that though but no that circle thing is a mouth not a bagel hole thing
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:iconlt-raume:
Lt-raume Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
HUH.

I see now.

I guess i thought the tongue was part of the background.
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:iconsomnusvorus:
Somnusvorus Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012   Digital Artist
First World Problems. Silly and trivial complaint about mistletoe.

I also fail to see your connection between you being Jewish and the mistletoe/holly connection. You're either new to the internet, or a very poor troll. 0/10
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:iconmissroxylalonde:
missroxylalonde Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OK WHAT IF WE IGNORED THE FACT ABOUT ME BEING JEWISH AND THINK ABOUT THE REAL TOPIC HERE
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:iconsomnusvorus:
Somnusvorus Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012   Digital Artist
No fucking cares. Stop typing lie your caps lock key is stuck, use some form of correct grammar and maybe people will take you more seriously. Other than that, you deserved to be trolled.
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:iconmissroxylalonde:
missroxylalonde Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
wow

rude

like maybe i taught some people a very valuable lesson about the difference between a holly and a mistletoe
like ok what if you and some other person were under a holly and they were like "oh look a mistletoe we should kiss or something" anD THEN YOU DID. SCIENTIFICALLY SPEAKING. and then some butthead comes over and says "HAHA WOW YOU GUYS THAT'S A FRICKING HOLLY ARE YOU SERIOUS" and you and that other person you rubbed your lips all over are going to be so bummed for the rest of the day knowing that you didn't know the difference between a holly and a mistletoe

checkmate
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:iconsomnusvorus:
Somnusvorus Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012   Digital Artist
Yes, and the overuse of the caps lock is as obnoxious as fuck. Well done on using proper grammar on this reply though, troll.

I know the difference between holly and mistletoe. Holly is a non-parasitic plant and mistletoe is. Both are poisonous. Furthermore, your complaint is boring and trivial and your attempt at trolling is poor. Try again. -5/10
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:iconbreadfishswimming:
breadfishswimming Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Professional Filmographer
No, Ren is not a troll. She is serious about this and I fail to see how having imperfect grammar effects anything.
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:iconsomnusvorus:
Somnusvorus Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012   Digital Artist
Using typing in capitals is troll like, hence it is hard to tell the difference between someone who is serious or being a troll.
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:iconbreadfishswimming:
breadfishswimming Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Professional Filmographer
Using capitols to show anger, or implying that one is yelling is NOT a troll.
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:iconmissroxylalonde:
missroxylalonde Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'M NOT A TROLL i swear 2 god
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:iconsomnusvorus:
Somnusvorus Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012   Digital Artist
Even if you say you are not, it is hard to differentiate because you use text speak on a comment box that does not have a character limit. =P
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:iconmissroxylalonde:
missroxylalonde Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i'm sorry what
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:iconimdsound:
IMDSound Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I... didn't know that :o
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:iconsauti-alamisi:
Sauti-Alamisi Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I was always taught that real Mistletoes looked like bird droppings, and love wasn't made to be like that. So beautiful hollies were placed as mistletoes.

Coming from a Christian, bro. :lol:
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:iconsisterhipster:
SisterHipster Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconbirdshitplz: :lmao:
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:iconawesomeblossompossum:
AwesomeBlossomPossum Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You have the best username ever omfg.
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:iconsour-zombie:
Sour-Zombie Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm not disagreeing with you by any means, but why would the fact that you're Jewish matter when it comes to mistletoe and hollies? I'm really just curious
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:iconspudfuzz:
Spudfuzz Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The ancient ancestor of the Jews was a master botanist/ horticulturalist. Utilizing his special nature god powers he imbued his own DNA with all the knowledge he collected over his infinite lifetime to be past down to future generations, should such a dire time arise that they would need to inform the peoples of the dangers of mistaking a mistletoe and a holly as was prophesied by the powerful soothsayer, Pistachio the Mustachio.

Just a guess. :shrug:
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:iconsour-zombie:
Sour-Zombie Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I laughed way too hard at this..
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:iconmissroxylalonde:
missroxylalonde Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
mistletoes+hollies=christmas=christians=not jewish
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:iconsour-zombie:
Sour-Zombie Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
well not necessarily. I understand your point but there are many people in america that celebrate Christmas without being christian. And especially since both Hannukah and Christmas happen in the same month, many Jewish folk probably know just as much about christmas traditions as an average american does.
Anywho, I won't keep you. I understand your point and will not argue. Because your point is 85% valid.
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:icontacosteev:
tacosteev Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist
Same with rabbits. There is nothing jewish about rabbits so I fail to see your connection...
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