scared of stars
Pelicans keep eating my watermelons and my Steven Seagal sandwich has turned into a thin slice of pepperoni, should i tell Al Gore or consult the space owl for advice?
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Kill them all Jhonny, kill them all... 
Hahaha I read "steven seagull" 
Consult the space owl!
...they will know what to do!....hihihi I am getting funny images in my head thinking of space owls 
Consult the space owl!
...they will know what to do!....hihihi I am getting funny images in my head thinking of space owls 
How long can milk stay after its expiration date?
al core is a cunt so i would ask the space owl, that guy knows whats up.
the cow says moo.
What the hell did I just read?
Looks like someone got crystal meth for their bday!
Peanut-butter and fish.
thanks that fixed it, but what about my egg-plants? They are becoming skeptical in their old age.
Show them the care bears and the spaghetti.
No.
Not a complaint. 
P.S. are you high?
P.S. are you high?
Penises.
Overrated. 
You are the pussy of an angel. Your view is heavily biased.
Yeah, I'm sure angels have immaculate conceptions.
Oh no, you go to the space idiot in window 4, they will give you a 45germanotta and then you fill out that 45g, as your grandmother would, before then your complaint will be processed to Al Gore's daughter then she will sprout wings and fly to the netherlands for Thor. He eats it, and it appears on King Al Gore's desk.
Bad luck! :vomit:
Bad luck! :vomit:
so you don't think i should galvanize my African bull frog with a titanium alloy?
No, of course not! Also, may I recommend a Tea and Sandra Bullock sandwich? It's much sturdier and way more obedient than whatever you were eating. It's tastier too.
OMG LULZ SO RANDOM XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Please, mods?