Santa snub
How come Santa never consumes the goods that I leave waiting for him? Every year I place neatly a mince pie and a glass of sherry on a table with a little note 'for being reasonable'.
Yet every year when I get up the mince pie and glass of sherry have been untouched.
One could confuse this with rudeness on his part. How come somebody hailed as 'supremely reasonable' can act in such a callous manner?
Yet every year when I get up the mince pie and glass of sherry have been untouched.
One could confuse this with rudeness on his part. How come somebody hailed as 'supremely reasonable' can act in such a callous manner?
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Oh, come now, it's Christmas Day, sir!
Oh shit it's you behind all these accounts? 
What? Oh, gracious no, I tried having a troll account once and I just didn't have the attention span. I was terrible at it.
Or maybe I'm just too darn nice.
My other two accounts are ~ValentineBlacker and ~LeaveThisFleshBehind
Or maybe I'm just too darn nice.
My other two accounts are ~ValentineBlacker and ~LeaveThisFleshBehind
I challenge you to find anything 'nasty' in the Edgar accounts...
Oh, no, sorry, I wasn't implying this was about you, I was just trying to tell *prosaix I don't run a troll account at all.
Guess it kind of sounded like it was about you. I'm a little distracted this morning!
Guess it kind of sounded like it was about you. I'm a little distracted this morning!
Relax! - Edgar
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Mince pie and sherry? Look at THIS motherfucker right here.
You got valet parking on your roof as well??
You got valet parking on your roof as well??
Actually, yes. - Edgar
Oh my god, how much do I love mince pie?
Never had that problem. My dad snuck downstairs and had them. I know this because I followed him down when I was about 6.
Santa only likes cookies, you ass. How could you serve mince pie to a man who only likes cookies?
He isn't handle his booze and is a vegetarian, obviously.