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Santa snub

:iconlordsideways:
LordSideways Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
How come Santa never consumes the goods that I leave waiting for him? Every year I place neatly a mince pie and a glass of sherry on a table with a little note 'for being reasonable'.

Yet every year when I get up the mince pie and glass of sherry have been untouched.

One could confuse this with rudeness on his part. How come somebody hailed as 'supremely reasonable' can act in such a callous manner?
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prosaix Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
Oh great, the new !EdgarSideways aka !Tricyclechimp.... :|
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
Oh, come now, it's Christmas Day, sir!
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
Oh shit it's you behind all these accounts? :|
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
What? Oh, gracious no, I tried having a troll account once and I just didn't have the attention span. I was terrible at it.

Or maybe I'm just too darn nice.

My other two accounts are ~ValentineBlacker and ~LeaveThisFleshBehind
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:iconlordsideways:
LordSideways Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
I challenge you to find anything 'nasty' in the Edgar accounts...
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
Oh, no, sorry, I wasn't implying this was about you, I was just trying to tell *prosaix I don't run a troll account at all.
Guess it kind of sounded like it was about you. I'm a little distracted this morning!
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:iconlordsideways:
LordSideways Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
Relax! - Edgar
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
I am SO relaxed. But I'd relax more if I hadn't eaten all my mince pie 'ere Christmas had even begun...
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CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Professional
Mince pie and sherry? Look at THIS motherfucker right here.

You got valet parking on your roof as well??
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LordSideways Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Actually, yes. - Edgar
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