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Spam abuse accusation

:iconnorthwester1:
NorthWester1 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012
For some reason, people accuse me of abusing the spam rule, even though anybody can mark what they think is spam as spam. Why can't they leave me alone!?
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:icondadona777:
dadona777 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
oh look, it's you :lol:
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
We can't leave you alone because you write '!?' instead of '?!' You're asking a question, so the question mark comes first. This also means we don't take you seriously. :no:
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:iconstan92057:
Stan92057 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
now that's a name for a Bond girl if i ever say one lol
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Better than Octopussy, certainly. :)
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:iconstan92057:
Stan92057 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
absolutely
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:icondariadzyuba:
DariaDzyuba Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Don't put blame on others because of your problems.
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:iconnorthwester1:
NorthWester1 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
I didn't blame them: it's the truth!
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:icondariadzyuba:
DariaDzyuba Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No. The truth is that you flagged as spam a lot of comments that actually aren't spam. You did it. You abused. You created this thread because you wanted people to say that you're right and good boy, and we're wrong and bad. :pat:
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
""Also, unless I ask it to you, don't answer any questions NOT directed to you. IF you do, I'll report you for not minding your own business. Also, all questions I ask must be answered no matter what."

Yeah, I think I know why people are accusing you of abusing the spam report feature.
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:iconshadowmaker-241:
ShadowMaker-241 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Please refrain from false flagging, thank you.
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:icongaussiancat:
GaussianCat Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Deactivate and never come back.
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:iconprairielily:
PrairieLily Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconthisplz:
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:icontheblackbullets:
TheBlackBullets Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oi! Que pasa, homie?
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
Please report me for not minding my own business!!!!
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:iconashieepants:
Ashieepants Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
He can't. :B He's abused that so many times that Help Desk has blocked him.
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:iconvi0letdreamer:
vi0letdreamer Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Student Photographer
the help desk can block people?
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:iconashieepants:
Ashieepants Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012
Yep. If people send too many reports that are invalid (ie, "This person said something mean about me!!"), like this guy has been, they can actually deem you a nuisance to the system and block you from making more reports.
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:iconagent-sarah:
Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yep.
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
Aww :(
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
"Also, unless I ask it to you, don't answer any questions NOT directed to you. IF you do, I'll report you for not minding your own business. Also, all questions I ask must be answered no matter what."

Yeah, you're the problem here, not the people accusing you of wasting staff time.
tl;dr: You have your head stuck up your ass. Have a good day.
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:iconashieepants:
Ashieepants Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
He can't do shit :lol: He's been blocked from contacting the Help Desk.
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:iconagent-sarah:
Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
KARMA! :XD:
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
Oh really?
Goddamn, that's hilarious! :lol:
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:iconashieepants:
Ashieepants Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
Yeah lmfao he sent too many invalid reports because his little "rules" were getting broken deliberately by people who found them pathetic.
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012
Hence extreme butthurt. :lol:
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:iconapricots-from-nara:
Apricots-from-Nara Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Student General Artist
Just because someone is mean doesn't mean it's spam.
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:iconashieepants:
Ashieepants Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
Alright, simpleton, let me lay it out for you:

You are marking things that are NOT SPAM, as spam. Therefore you're bombarding the help desk and abusing the system.

So, stop being a sensitive little cunt, stop driving your nose into other people's business, and then, just THEN, people may stop harping on you.
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:iconlady-kl:
Lady-KL Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This guy is a lot like Chris Chan. :O
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:iconagent-sarah:
Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Minus the whole "Sonichu/stalking girls/drinking his own jizz/shitting his pants" parts.
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:iconjoebostonphotography:
JoeBostonPhotography Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Professional Photographer
I lol'd.
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:iconagent-sarah:
Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I mean seriously, Chris was the grand master of everything that is wrong with him. There's even a wiki site on his drama for Christ sake!
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:iconlady-kl:
Lady-KL Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well, yeah, I'm thinking more along the delusional/can't accept criticism parts.
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:iconagent-sarah:
Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That too.
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:iconlady-kl:
Lady-KL Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Just by reading through his gallery, I can see he's apparently hated by the entire Thomas the Tank Engine fandom. That says enough right there. :O
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:iconagent-sarah:
Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
A fandom that is towards little kids...
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:iconjeweledscarab:
JeweledScarab Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
That has way to many creepy adults / near adults in it...

Don't even get me started on the dirty Thomas the Tank engine fanfics.
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
Die.
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:iconsabhira:
Sabhira Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I second the notion that this thread needs more spiders.







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:iconjeweledscarab:
JeweledScarab Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
D'awwwww.

Last picture is less d'awww but still pretty cool.
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:iconsabhira:
Sabhira Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I find it kinda neat that there are spiders out there big enough to overpower a mouse.
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:icondarkanddefiant:
darkanddefiant Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
I FUCKING HATE YOU.
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:iconsabhira:
Sabhira Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:wave:
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
:iconcannotunseeplz:
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:iconsabhira:
Sabhira Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
u ok?
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
Sorta. I have a bad fear of spiders. :aww:
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:iconirononiji:
iroNoNiji Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I like the third one.
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:iconsabhira:
Sabhira Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Crab spiders are kinda neat. Usually, they'll hide out in flowers the same color they are.
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ThereAreNoTurkeys Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
Um, I've got some copypasta for you!

How the hell do those trains have sex, anyway?

I mean, they have to, on account of they're sentient and they're not AI machines. But every time a train tries to kiss another train on the lips or cheek, a head-on collision happens and 30 or so people die.

In order for a steam train to reproduce, it'd have to...

Uh...

[link] let's look at this diagram of a steam locomotive for instance. At the left is the entrance to the firebox. So, I can somewhat understand oral sex, which would involve, let's say, James removing the tinderbox from let's say Gordon's engine (if removing the tinderbox is even possible) and slowly creeping up from behind to lick the rim of the firebox, but not actually stick the tongue IN the firebox because that's fucking fire.

This would mean, of course, that if the trains have retractable penises that we don't know about, then for a male engine to fuck a female engine would require flame retardant penis coating. Even then, however, the female engine's cabin would be wrecked from the weight of her lover, and having a giant metal traindick in what's supposed to be your stomach/uterus would cause permanent damage. Plus, the only thing on a train capable of making a humping motion is used only for forward movement: [link]

So, with trains being some kind of semi-organic hybrid of machine and life that's completely alien from us save for the faces, let's say that the penis can be found under the tongue of male trains, and extends like a probe into the flaming vagina (which the male also has for some reason) to inseminate the female train.

Meanwhile, the Fat Controller/Mr. Topham Hat has to explain this to all the kids in the trainyard on tours.

And let's say the sperm DOESN'T instantly fucking die from the flaming deathhole of fossil fuels. Let's say that this is a cozy, nice place for a train to live, and the zygote grows up and begins to live inside the only container in the train capable of housing a train fetus, the boiler. If the female doesn't explode from the new resident in her boiler water, she will when she suddenly is ripped open by a whole other engine, which immediately can't fit on the tracks and falls to its death. Congratulations, the miracle of life!

But wait, what if they don't have mammalian reproduction? What if there are actually... train eggs?

You'd think so, but no. A zygotic train egg has to be both breakable by its fetus, and simultaneously, resistant to all the heat and smoke caused by the consumption of embryonic coal, so as to avoid premature birth.
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phoenixleo Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
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mikepav Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
wow, way to spam up the super secret new features.
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